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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Thu Aug 29, 2013 6:07 pm
by MonsieurMoustache
Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:
MonsieurMoustache wrote:"But I can't be dead!" I said. Death wrote RESISTING CARDIAC ARREST by my name. "Do you want 25 to Eternity?" she snapped.
Thus we now know why "infarction" and "infraction" are so similar.
You shoulda titled this one: "Heart Breaker".
I didn't know we could title twabbles. Henceforth it is known as Heart Breaker. I can't think of anything better.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Thu Aug 29, 2013 7:16 pm
by GeekOut
By night I am a superhero, Crime Righter. By day a mild mannered True Crime author. Really, is anyone fooled by the W mask?

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Thu Aug 29, 2013 8:31 pm
by Flintknapper
The girl's corpse lay on the table. With my hands, I tore off flesh and shoved it into my mouth. Mom screamed! "Use a fork!"

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Thu Aug 29, 2013 8:35 pm
by Flintknapper
The clown laughed, uncontrollably. The baby cried, uncontrollably. I punched both in their face. Then, they stopped.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Thu Aug 29, 2013 9:22 pm
by Flintknapper
They said it was evil. It alone was the cause of men's misfortune, anguish, and financial ruin. They called it, "Woman."

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Thu Aug 29, 2013 9:30 pm
by strawman
Don't you mean "Woe,man"?

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Thu Aug 29, 2013 9:34 pm
by Flintknapper
I used to use drugs. Then the elf lord appeared and chose me to rid the world of the goblin menace. Maybe, I still use drugs.

Re: Geometry Gag

Posted: Thu Aug 29, 2013 9:36 pm
by strawman
Bejami wrote:I had wondered what the jailer meant by tessellation cell until I reached forward and grasped my own throat from behind.
Welcome, Bejami!
I have opened the door so you can explain: Tesselation is interesting, but how does it enable me to sneak up on myself?

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Thu Aug 29, 2013 9:38 pm
by strawman
Flintknapper wrote:The clown laughed, uncontrollably. The baby cried, uncontrollably. I punched both in their face. Then, they stopped.
Flintknapper wrote:They said it was evil. It alone was the cause of men's misfortune, anguish, and financial ruin. They called it, "Woman."
Flintknapper wrote:The girl's corpse lay on the table. With my hands, I tore off flesh and shoved it into my mouth. Mom screamed! "Use a fork!"
You off on one of them vision quest thingies?

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Thu Aug 29, 2013 9:56 pm
by Flintknapper
Hot dogs! I love them a bunch!
Hot dogs! I eat them for lunch!
Hot dogs! Delicious and sweet!
Hot dogs! The puppies you eat!

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Thu Aug 29, 2013 9:57 pm
by Flintknapper
strawman wrote:
Flintknapper wrote:The clown laughed, uncontrollably. The baby cried, uncontrollably. I punched both in their face. Then, they stopped.
Flintknapper wrote:They said it was evil. It alone was the cause of men's misfortune, anguish, and financial ruin. They called it, "Woman."
Flintknapper wrote:The girl's corpse lay on the table. With my hands, I tore off flesh and shoved it into my mouth. Mom screamed! "Use a fork!"
You off on one of them vision quest thingies?
lol I am done for now. I had some free time so thought I would submit the weird crap that pops into my brain.

Re: Geometry Gag

Posted: Thu Aug 29, 2013 10:21 pm
by Bejami
strawman wrote:
Bejami wrote:I had wondered what the jailer meant by tessellation cell until I reached forward and grasped my own throat from behind.
Welcome, Bejami!
I have opened the door so you can explain: Tesselation is interesting, but how does it enable me to sneak up on myself?

I was thinking of the tessellations that are a single image repeated over and over instead of two nesting images, so that the cell sort of wrapped around. If you reached through the front, you would project through the back, etc.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Thu Aug 29, 2013 11:02 pm
by Varda
Flintknapper wrote:They said it was evil. It alone was the cause of men's misfortune, anguish, and financial ruin. They called it, "Woman."
Hey now. I resemble that remark! :evil:

Re: Geometry Gag

Posted: Thu Aug 29, 2013 11:19 pm
by Varda
Bejami wrote:
strawman wrote:
Bejami wrote:I had wondered what the jailer meant by tessellation cell until I reached forward and grasped my own throat from behind.
Welcome, Bejami!
I have opened the door so you can explain: Tesselation is interesting, but how does it enable me to sneak up on myself?

I was thinking of the tessellations that are a single image repeated over and over instead of two nesting images, so that the cell sort of wrapped around. If you reached through the front, you would project through the back, etc.
I got it the first time. :) Nice drabble, Bejami, and welcome to the neighborhood!

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Fri Aug 30, 2013 12:04 am
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
Flintknapper wrote:I used to use drugs. Then the elf lord appeared and chose me to rid the world of the goblin menace. Maybe, I still use drugs.
That's just what the goblins want you to think, of coarse curse course.

Cold comfort

Posted: Fri Aug 30, 2013 12:06 am
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
Mary's hot water heater broke. Now it only heats *already* hot water. She was so steamed, she quit showers, cold turkey.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Fri Aug 30, 2013 2:33 am
by Flintknapper
Varda wrote:
Flintknapper wrote:They said it was evil. It alone was the cause of men's misfortune, anguish, and financial ruin. They called it, "Woman."
Hey now. I resemble that remark! :evil:
You sure your not the elf lord?

lol. Sorry, I was in a mood today.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Fri Aug 30, 2013 2:07 pm
by Varda
Flintknapper wrote: You sure your not the elf lord?

lol. Sorry, I was in a mood today.
Pshaw, water under the bridge, my friend! Them elf lords can really get to you sometimes. :wink:

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Fri Aug 30, 2013 4:07 pm
by Flintknapper
I aimed the missile and pushed fire. It rocketed up towards the moon and exploded with a bang. Cheese rained from the sky.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Fri Aug 30, 2013 4:09 pm
by Flintknapper
I entered the aviary and exclaimed. “I am here for the boobies!” The zoo keeper pointed out the hot blonde in a bikini top.