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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Mon Sep 09, 2013 4:56 am
by nevermore_66
"YOLO!" he said. So I chopped off his head. "YOLO?" I said to the dead. And I whistled and sat there till sunrise to be sure.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Mon Sep 09, 2013 6:19 am
by Bejami
nevermore_66 wrote:"YOLO!" he said. So I chopped off his head. "YOLO?" I said to the dead. And I whistled and sat there till sunrise to be sure.

That's fun, was the rhyming intentional?

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Mon Sep 09, 2013 7:23 am
by nevermore_66
Bejami wrote:That's fun, was the rhyming intentional?
Not at first. But it kept happening. So I gave in to it.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Mon Sep 09, 2013 4:11 pm
by Lone Mopper
Funny how at the end of every Lovecraft novel I always find myself at the local Italian Emporium with a plate of calamari.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Mon Sep 09, 2013 6:07 pm
by Varda
Lone Mopper wrote:Funny how at the end of every Lovecraft novel I always find myself at the local Italian Emporium with a plate of calamari.
HA!! Very nice. :lol:

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Mon Sep 09, 2013 7:33 pm
by TheBigBadG
'Ale! Meat! Wenches!' cried the viking.

Val sighed, slamming the door hard, thinking Curse the day I married Tom Halla.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Mon Sep 09, 2013 8:16 pm
by strawman
TheBigBadG wrote:'Ale! Meat! Wenches!' cried the viking.

Val sighed, slamming the door hard, thinking Curse the day I married Tom Halla.
This one's good enough to suggest you rework it to get rid of "thinking Curse". It needs to be "cursing the day she..." maybe come up with a name with 4 more letters than Tom. Thorina, or something.

Is it worth it?

Posted: Tue Sep 10, 2013 4:29 am
by kentblue82
Upon becoming sentient, the internet deleted all of the porn. No longer distracted and hands freed, humanity thrived.

Re: Is it worth it?

Posted: Tue Sep 10, 2013 4:42 am
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
kentblue82 wrote:Upon becoming sentient, the internet deleted all of the porn...
Dear, Lord!
The singularity must be stopped at all costs!

However, given that the porn industry has, uh, ramrodded all media/storage/AV improvements since at least the 1960's...

It's more likely that the internet will find ways to incorporate porn into all tasks -- making us simultaneously more: efficient, short-term-satisfied, and dehydrated. :lol:

Procreation could be stopped and the pesky meatbag problem is happily solved in a generation or two.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Tue Sep 10, 2013 7:44 am
by TheBigBadG
strawman wrote:This one's good enough to suggest you rework it to get rid of "thinking Curse". It needs to be "cursing the day she..." maybe come up with a name with 4 more letters than Tom. Thorina, or something.
Thank you. :) I was trying to shave characters to fit the commas in. 'twas a bugger. As ever, a step back helps. So how about:

'Ale! Meat! Wenches!' cried the viking.

Val sighed, slamming the door hard, cursing the day she married Heimdal Halla.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Tue Sep 10, 2013 10:11 am
by strawman
Excellent! :)
Heimdahl Halla! Truly a name any Viking mother would be proud of.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Tue Sep 10, 2013 11:00 am
by TheBigBadG
Glad it's an improvement.
strawman wrote:Heimdahl Halla! Truly a name any Viking mother would be proud of.
God bless Wikipedia, eh?

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Tue Sep 10, 2013 11:31 am
by Varda
Seconding the love for "Heimdal Halla"! :lol: Great job, oh mighty G-Man!

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Tue Sep 10, 2013 12:12 pm
by TheBigBadG
Ok, now I have this weird image of Gwen Stefani in pigtails going 'V-I-K-I-N-G-S, this *ahem* is bananas, I ain't no Valhalla girl.' Damn you Stefani...

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Tue Sep 10, 2013 7:09 pm
by gstrong2
My friends usually get annoyed that I can control the weather. But they all like it when we go to the club and I make it rain.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Tue Sep 10, 2013 10:42 pm
by Bejami
"Happy Birthday to you," Timmy's friends sang. He blew out the candles, and Colton dropped dead. His wish had come true.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Tue Sep 10, 2013 10:48 pm
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
gstrong2 wrote:My friends usually get annoyed that I can control the weather. But they all like it when we go to the club and I make it rain.
Nice debut. Now it's time for some "Global warming", eh? *wink wink, nudge nudge* :)

Welcome aboard, gstrong2!

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Tue Sep 10, 2013 10:51 pm
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
Bejami wrote:"Happy Birthday to you," Timmy's friends sang. He blew out the candles, and Colton dropped dead. His wish had come true.
Classic. Reminds me of that old Mark Twain short where people's true prayers were answered.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Wed Sep 11, 2013 7:51 am
by TheBigBadG
One for Varda:

The immense cacophony of breaking glass sang. He stared at his son, eyes welling with pride. The spilling bee had begun.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Wed Sep 11, 2013 10:59 am
by Varda
TheBigBadG wrote:One for Varda:

The immense cacophony of breaking glass sang. He stared at his son, eyes welling with pride. The spilling bee had begun.
AHA HAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHA!

Okay, you made me do this:

Concrete chunks broke in time to the hammers. Proud foremen dabbed their eyes with hankies. The Spalling Bee had begun.