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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Wed Sep 11, 2013 11:47 am
by TheBigBadG
Varda wrote:Concrete chunks broke in time to the hammers. Proud foremen dabbed their eyes with hankies. The Spalling Bee had begun.
Arf!

Feverish feline cries of suffering were everywhere. Blood sprayed from a careless scalpel. The spaying bee had begun.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Wed Sep 11, 2013 4:46 pm
by swamp
It has been a while, but here goes:

My old girlfriend said she slept like a baby. I didn't realize she meant she woke up every two hours lying in her own feces.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Wed Sep 11, 2013 7:53 pm
by strawman
Excellent, swamp. But advice from friends: could you please make that your old girlfriend?
Otherwise, you cast a very unpleasant aspersion on yourself.

OBE

Posted: Thu Sep 12, 2013 2:04 am
by cranialwrench
Awake and unable to move, I saw my cheeks floating over the surgeon's shoulders. I was having an out of booty experience.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Thu Sep 12, 2013 2:26 am
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
cranialwrench wrote:Awake and unable to move, I saw my cheeks floating over the surgeon's shoulders. I was having an out of booty experience.
Fun!
But, be careful or that surgeon will get you, in the end.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Thu Sep 12, 2013 12:05 pm
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
John's buddy was an axe murderer, down on his luck. Now John is beside himself. He should've never offered to lend a hand.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Thu Sep 12, 2013 7:08 pm
by cranialwrench
Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:
cranialwrench wrote:Awake and unable to move, I saw my cheeks floating over the surgeon's shoulders. I was having an out of booty experience.
Fun!
But, be careful or that surgeon will get you, in the end.
Seriously laughed my ass off at your comment! Glad it didn't float away this time...!

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Thu Sep 12, 2013 9:00 pm
by swamp
strawman wrote:Excellent, swamp. But advice from friends: could you please make that your old girlfriend?
Otherwise, you cast a very unpleasant aspersion on yourself.
Good point. :lol: I was framing it has I just found this out and was telling a friend, but yes, I will change it so that you guys won't look at me funny and sniff when I come near.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Thu Sep 12, 2013 10:21 pm
by Bejami
"Just take whatever you came for and get out," the clerk said. So he shouldn't have complained when I left with his skull.

Mothman

Posted: Fri Sep 13, 2013 3:10 am
by cranialwrench
Red eyes froze me where I stood giant wings sprouting from the trunk of a body. I wish that he could take the dread with him.

In the Mirror

Posted: Fri Sep 13, 2013 1:30 pm
by Cwpants
So tired of playing eternal copycat, wishing you'd accidentally graze the surface so we could trade places for a while.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Fri Sep 13, 2013 3:42 pm
by strawman
We talking about a looking glass here, Alice?

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Fri Sep 13, 2013 4:03 pm
by Cwpants
strawman wrote:We talking about a looking glass here, Alice?
Yes, sir! :mrgreen:

Squirrelpocalypse

Posted: Sat Sep 14, 2013 3:30 am
by kentblue82
My army of undead squirrels is really quite disappointing, but I guess I really shouldn't look a gift horde in the mouth.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sat Sep 14, 2013 1:39 pm
by Varda
TheBigBadG wrote: Arf!

Feverish feline cries of suffering were everywhere. Blood sprayed from a careless scalpel. The spaying bee had begun.
Why oh why did I let this Twabble-off drop this week?! My turn:

Jokes crack, fluids fly: Monday on the forums. Are we talking spit takes, or CENSORED here? The Splorting Bee had begun.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Mon Sep 16, 2013 1:48 am
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
My text editor's macros became sentient today. I tried to run the "Replace Bad Characters" script, & I barely survived.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Mon Sep 16, 2013 3:52 am
by tehmedus
Walking through my life with a blindfold on and plugs in my ears. Not everyone can catch Breaking Bad on the night it airs.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Mon Sep 16, 2013 4:32 pm
by Cymraeg
I tossed back the bitter wine, the bloody sword still in my hand. The old man chuckled as he infiltrated my body. Wizards!

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Mon Sep 16, 2013 8:42 pm
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
Cymraeg wrote:...The old man chuckled as he infiltrated my body. Wizards!
He infiltrated your body; so you've got a wizard in your gizzard? :D

Welcome aboard, Cymraeg!

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Tue Sep 17, 2013 6:38 pm
by Bejami
"Don't make me come down there," He called out to His creation. It took Armageddon for them to know it was no empty threat.