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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Mon Dec 02, 2013 4:13 pm
by Varda
Bigger stocking, more candy, thought Tim.

He didn't get any candy, but everyone agreed the severed foot fit perfectly.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Mon Dec 02, 2013 4:27 pm
by tbaker2500
Hee hee...

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Mon Dec 02, 2013 5:48 pm
by loyaleagle
Varda wrote:Last week's flan oozed from the fridge demanding lower taxes. I should've known not to serve rightovers at my tea party.

:P
Wouldn't that fit right in at a Tea Party event though? :P :P

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Mon Dec 02, 2013 6:23 pm
by strawman
:) I'm having some friends over for rightover Freedom Fries.
Actually, not a bad name for pizza delivery either... We'll be Right Over!

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Mon Dec 02, 2013 6:44 pm
by Varda
loyaleagle wrote:
Varda wrote:Last week's flan oozed from the fridge demanding lower taxes. I should've known not to serve rightovers at my tea party.

:P
Wouldn't that fit right in at a Tea Party event though? :P :P
See, you want the leftovers so you can eat 'em - if your snacks are getting up there making the speeches, then you'll have to pour them a cuppa and go hungry. It'll be a disaster, I tell you! :lol:

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Mon Dec 02, 2013 8:46 pm
by DerangedMind
See Dick run. See Jane run.
Run Dick run! Run Jane run!
See Cthulu run. Run Cthulu run.
See Cthulu eat Jane. Eat Cthulu eat!

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Mon Dec 02, 2013 10:09 pm
by Varda
DerangedMind wrote:See Dick run. See Jane run.
Run Dick run! Run Jane run!
See Cthulu run. Run Cthulu run.
See Cthulu eat Jane. Eat Cthulu eat!
Now that's how you teach children a vital life lesson: always be faster than Jane! :lol:

Welcome to the forums, DerangedMind!

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Mon Dec 02, 2013 10:19 pm
by DerangedMind
@Varda I was going to have Cthulu eat Dick, but thought that could bring the wrath of the Ancient Old Ones upon me....

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Mon Dec 02, 2013 10:22 pm
by strawman
Ahem. We don't eat Dick around here.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Mon Dec 02, 2013 10:44 pm
by Varda
@DerangedMind - HA! I see what you did there... :p

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Tue Dec 03, 2013 3:55 pm
by Kbilly
Piercing screams from the delivery room. The surgeon rushed his incision. Truth in advertising…from Vagisil no less.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Tue Dec 03, 2013 4:12 pm
by Varda
Kbilly wrote:Piercing screams from the delivery room. The surgeon rushed his incision. Truth in advertising…from Vagisil no less.
You're gonna make me Google "Vagisil," aren't ya? :shock:

Welcome to the forums, Kbilly!

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Tue Dec 03, 2013 4:21 pm
by Kbilly
Varda wrote:
Kbilly wrote:Piercing screams from the delivery room. The surgeon rushed his incision. Truth in advertising…from Vagisil no less.
You're gonna make me Google "Vagisil," aren't ya? :shock:

Welcome to the forums, Kbilly!
Thanks for the welcome! I won't make you google it, Vagisil is a feminine hygiene product, it's just word play on Vagisil and vagi-seal..."He who would pun would pick a pocket" Samuel Johnson

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Tue Dec 03, 2013 4:27 pm
by tbaker2500
The family had enough of Ed's behavior. His big, feathered figure walked alone down the road. He had been ostrichcized.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Tue Dec 03, 2013 4:30 pm
by ROU Killing Time
tbaker2500 wrote:The family had enough of Ed's behavior. His big, feathered figure walked alone down the road. He had been ostrichcized.
Et tu, Tom?

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Tue Dec 03, 2013 7:36 pm
by strawman
They played chicken, a fatal crash. Someone marked the spot with a cross.

The chickens have crossed the road once again.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Tue Dec 03, 2013 10:32 pm
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
ROU Killing Time wrote:
tbaker2500 wrote:The family had enough of Ed's behavior. His big, feathered figure walked alone down the road. He had been ostrichcized.
Et tu, Tom?
Yes. Yes!
Bwahahaha.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Tue Dec 03, 2013 11:21 pm
by tbaker2500
strawman wrote:They played chicken, a fatal crash. Someone marked the spot with a cross.

The chickens have crossed the road once again.
Oooh.. :D

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Wed Dec 04, 2013 9:38 am
by MonsieurMoustache
We sent a formal complaint to the post, but the storks misfiled it. Granny had to reknit the baby clothes with extra arms.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Wed Dec 04, 2013 3:17 pm
by Kbilly
The embers ignited the birch, ice water rushed in and Nanook realized that you just can’t have your kayak and heat it too.