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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Thu Dec 19, 2013 3:41 pm
by Kbilly
Ricky ignored his dad’s order to stay away from the leaf pile, and merrily dove in. Fire be damned!

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Thu Dec 19, 2013 4:11 pm
by Varda
KBilly, you are on fire. Figuratively, and not just because of the leaf pile incident. ;)

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Thu Dec 19, 2013 4:34 pm
by Kbilly
The lights glared, the room spun, and a sickening heat engulfed him. Damn this is a huge microwave!

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sun Dec 22, 2013 12:41 am
by GeekOut
Sure, the key board was great. Ergonomic. It was cutting edge technology at its best. But what in the world did it unlock?

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sun Dec 22, 2013 2:41 am
by GeekOut
The house was cold. Arthur pulled on another sweater. It had been too many years since coal had appeared in his stocking.

But they're an Urban Myth, right?

Posted: Sun Dec 22, 2013 8:25 pm
by GreatNorthernTroll
The Alien peered from the sewer grating. New York would fall first... Below it, Giant alligators silently approached.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sun Dec 22, 2013 11:09 pm
by strawman
Reminds me of an Escher print titled "Three Worlds". but no A or G please, unless these are proper nouns.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Mon Dec 23, 2013 1:17 am
by Schreiber
Here's one that crossed my mind. Enjoy!

The thing is, I need you to be… discrete, she said slyly, before reducing all the molecules in my body to simple elements.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Mon Dec 23, 2013 2:07 am
by tbaker2500
Hee hee...

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Mon Dec 23, 2013 2:08 am
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
Schreiber wrote:The thing is, I need you to be… discrete, she said slyly, before reducing all the molecules in my body to simple elements.
Good concept!

But poor grammar. Quote the speech. Also slight semantics problem as "molecules" and "elements" overlap (Many elements occur in molecular form) and elements are not necessarily discreet.

Perhaps:

"The thing is, I need you to be… discrete," Jill said slyly, before reducing all the molecules in my body to single atoms.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Mon Dec 23, 2013 3:27 am
by Schreiber
Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote: Perhaps:

"The thing is, I need you to be… discrete," Jill said slyly, before reducing all the molecules in my body to single atoms.
Works for me!

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Mon Dec 23, 2013 3:39 am
by Schreiber
I think Benjami wins this week though. :)

Real, open sleigh rides are VASTLY overrated.

Posted: Mon Dec 23, 2013 4:23 am
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
Dashing through the snow
in a one horse open sleigh
we soon came to know
you can't avoid the spray
A muddy face, muddy face…

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Mon Dec 23, 2013 8:40 pm
by Kbilly
This one is based on a quote from Stephen King...

Despite his grim reputation, Steve had the heart of a small child.
He kept it in a jar on his desk.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Mon Dec 23, 2013 8:49 pm
by Kbilly
The ice cream just didn’t seem right; it was bland and sticky. Wait, who put lard in the freezer?!

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Mon Dec 23, 2013 9:17 pm
by Kbilly
Add 2 egg yolks to 3 cups flour, and a dash of salt. Whisk until smooth, then fold in 1 lost soul.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Mon Dec 23, 2013 9:19 pm
by strawman
Kbilly wrote:The ice cream just didn’t seem right; it was bland and sticky. Wait, who put lard in the freezer?!
Ew, then that's not a banana split, either!

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Mon Dec 23, 2013 9:43 pm
by Kbilly
strawman wrote:Ew, then that's not a banana split, either!
That depends on how you define “banana”…

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Mon Dec 23, 2013 10:02 pm
by Varda
While Santa napped, Rudolph vanished down the T-rex's maw. That's why an apex predator's guiding the sleigh this year.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Mon Dec 23, 2013 10:24 pm
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
Kbilly wrote:Despite his grim reputation, Steve had the heart of a small child.
He kept it in a jar on his desk.
You bastard! You sniped an idea I had in my reserve pile...

She had a lovely temperament and a pure heart.
Which she kept in a jar.
That's why I loved her dearly, but safely from afar.


Admit it, you've been snooping around my crawl space. :shock: :)