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Yes, i admit it. I stole this from a circa 1993 Christmas ca

Posted: Tue Dec 24, 2013 8:06 pm
by GreatNorthernTroll
Wee fish, ewe, a mare, egrets, moose. Wee fish, ewe, a mare, egrets, moose... And a hippo gnu year!! :mrgreen:

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Fri Dec 27, 2013 2:52 am
by Varda
Speeding away from yet another botched robbery, Johnny realized the truth: it was time to divorce his partner in crime.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sat Dec 28, 2013 8:54 am
by munsi
After two weeks work raising, grooming and riding ponies, it dawned on me: It really does have to be YOUR OWN dream job...

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sun Dec 29, 2013 6:44 am
by Zyzyx
I got kicked out of the kills stuff with his bear hands club, they said using trophies from the grizzly hunt was cheating.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sun Dec 29, 2013 6:55 am
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
Zyzyx wrote:I got kicked out of the kills stuff with his bear hands club, they said using trophies from the grizzly hunt was cheating.
Yes, use brains, not bruin. ;)

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sun Dec 29, 2013 8:24 am
by ROU Killing Time
Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:
Zyzyx wrote:I got kicked out of the kills stuff with his bear hands club, they said using trophies from the grizzly hunt was cheating.
Yes, use brains, not bruin. ;)
Simply unbearable.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sun Dec 29, 2013 4:12 pm
by bugjackbarron
Was the barista a precog? Telepathic? Did it really matter? His coffee was waiting for him on the counter every morning.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sun Dec 29, 2013 11:30 pm
by Bejami
Gus is excited to have someone to kiss at the stroke of midnight this New Year's Eve. She's waiting for him in the freezer.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Mon Dec 30, 2013 7:10 pm
by More_Fiuhs
We've all finally agreed to a resolution for the New Year. And about damn time, too; New York is already running at 1080p.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Mon Dec 30, 2013 10:00 pm
by strawman
More_Fius, FTW.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Thu Jan 02, 2014 1:12 am
by Cutter McKay
Bird watching is a time honored tradition, Thom thought while watching Robin through his binoculars as she undressed.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Thu Jan 02, 2014 3:32 am
by Varda
Cutter McKay wrote:Bird watching is a time honored tradition, Bruce thought while watching Robin through his binoculars as he undressed.
There, fixed it for ya!
♫ "The Ambiguously Gay Duo"... ♫

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Thu Jan 02, 2014 3:54 am
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
Oh, there's nothing ambiguous about Bruce's gay-ity.
Chris O'Donnell, who portrayed Robin wrote:it wasn't so much the nipples that bothered me. It was the codpiece. ...a big deal, especially with Joel directing. ...going back and looking and seeing some of the pictures, it was very unusual.
Also, your version loses at least one of the "bird" entendres.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Thu Jan 02, 2014 4:12 am
by Varda
Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote: Also, your version loses at least one of the "bird" entendres.
Yeah, but it also loses the misogyny, so on the balance, I prefer Batman. :wink:

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Thu Jan 02, 2014 4:19 am
by tbaker2500
Varda wrote:Yeah, but it also loses the misogyny, so on the balance, I prefer Batman. :wink:
I suppose it could be misogyny, but I prefer to think of it as philogyny. :)

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Thu Jan 02, 2014 4:25 am
by Varda
tbaker2500 wrote:
Varda wrote:Yeah, but it also loses the misogyny, so on the balance, I prefer Batman. :wink:
I suppose it could be misogyny, but I prefer to think of it as philogyny. :)
Eh, it hits a little too close to home to be funny for me, but of course YMMV.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Thu Jan 02, 2014 5:55 am
by tbaker2500
Ah. Yes, I see it could.
Ever notice how YMMV looks a lot like YUMMY?

Seems appropriate?

Posted: Thu Jan 02, 2014 6:17 am
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
My shrink said that to love others, I must grow to love myself.
But when I loved myself in front of her, she called the cops!

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Thu Jan 02, 2014 2:14 pm
by Kbilly
Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:
Kbilly wrote:Despite his grim reputation, Steve had the heart of a small child.
He kept it in a jar on his desk.
You bastard! You sniped an idea I had in my reserve pile...

She had a lovely temperament and a pure heart.
Which she kept in a jar.
That's why I loved her dearly, but safely from afar.


Admit it, you've been snooping around my crawl space. :shock: :)
ASiD,
I take personal issue with you accusation of inept espionage! If I’d been snooping, you would have seen or suspected nothing, as I still have my Ninja Merit badge from the Cub Scouts (I’m sure it’s around here somewhere, and not in that box of figments I keep in the forefront of my mind…) And any way, if I’d been pillaging, my submission would have been much better, because your Twab is far more poetic than what I submitted. Great job again.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Thu Jan 02, 2014 2:47 pm
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
Kbilly wrote:I still have my Ninja Merit badge from the Cub Scouts (I’m sure it’s around here somewhere, and not in that box of figments I keep in the forefront of my mind…)

And any way, if I’d been pillaging, my submission would have been much better, because your Twab is far more poetic than what I submitted. Great job again.
That's pretty impressive! Normally, Cub Scouts can't earn Merit Badges; they have to advance to Boy Scouts for that. I don't have a Ninja Merit badge (can't seem to find any record of them existing), but I do have a Stalking merit badge (no shit). I wonder why they discontinued that one? :twisted:

Also, your twabble was just as good as mine, just less rhyme-y. (Probably doesn't have a cheesy, beat-box soundtrack, either.)