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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Thu Jan 23, 2014 7:45 pm
by ROU Killing Time
Used to be an EP follower. Then Eley recommended people try out DC during a period the EP was in a production slowdown.

Father and son's first potty lesson...

Posted: Thu Jan 23, 2014 10:12 pm
by MadeintheDark
Look, there is the steaming poo, and the poo that will not flush and oh my god son run! the poo that takes over the universe!

MitD: So Stanley what do you think?

Stanley the Pookie: Ummm... pretty good but it sounds familiar.

MitD: No putting one past the Pookie. It is actually a variation on an old engineering joke, "The Three Degrees of a Pile of Shit".

Stanley the Pookie: You actually said that to son number one at his first potty lesson?

MitD: Yup, except we called it; to dump - step 1, and I will tell you a little secret.

Stanley the Pookie: Go on...

MitD: We had a real, live sample case. It was awesome!

Stanley the Pookie: Why do XV17-D4 males seem to be engrossed by there own waste products?

MitD: That my friend is a topic for another time.

poof!

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Fri Jan 24, 2014 5:56 pm
by MadeintheDark
MitD: Ok Stanley its you big chance. Your first Twabble are you well prepared?

Stanley the Pookie: Yes MitD I am. Using my vast knowledge of the many universes I have inhabited and considering this is the DrabbleCast, I present you with this little ditty.


Do you know that in the 2C4V-1A Universe Norman is a Yorkshire sheep farmer? No way Yup he is known as Norman the Shearman.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Fri Jan 24, 2014 7:53 pm
by DerangedMind
Time to post my second Twabble:

Smoke curled from the tip of the spear. Noting the high voltage leads connected, the ME certified: Death by Power Point.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Fri Jan 24, 2014 9:02 pm
by strawman
DerangedMind wrote:Time to post my second Twabble:

Smoke curled from the tip of the spear. Noting the high voltage leads connected, the ME certified: Death by Power Point.
Seldom hath men labored so mightily to deliver a pun.
Thank Cthulu for the 100 character limit.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Fri Jan 24, 2014 9:17 pm
by DerangedMind
Ok, maybe I was in a *lot* of meetings this week involving hours upon hours of Powerpoint.... I think I've had 30+ hours of people reading densly populated slides this week....

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sat Jan 25, 2014 3:21 am
by strawman
Aptly named, DerangedMind.
You'll be bunking with ASID in the Pun Wing. Those aren't padded walls, by the way. The term we use is "Upholstered".

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sat Jan 25, 2014 3:40 am
by Varda
strawman wrote:Aptly named, DerangedMind.
You'll be bunking with ASID in the Pun Wing. Those aren't padded walls, by the way. The term we use is "Upholstered".
I like to think of them as "wall couches". :D

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sat Jan 25, 2014 4:43 am
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
Varda wrote:
strawman wrote:Aptly named, DerangedMind.
You'll be bunking with ASID in the Pun Wing. Those aren't padded walls, by the way. The term we use is "Upholstered".
I like to think of them as "wall couches". :D
Then how do you explain the meat hooks? :?

Wing Pun was the renowned Grand Master of the Pung Fooey style & also Krav Guffaw. He was jest awesome and quip on his feet.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sat Jan 25, 2014 11:11 am
by Captain JV Wilks
First time Twabble attempt!

A compulsive gambler, he would do anything for a bit more cash to fritter, but regretted selling both kidneys on the net.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sat Jan 25, 2014 11:19 am
by strawman
Welcome aboard, Captain Wilks. You are member #1509. (In the event of a mishap, you will be Case #1509.)
BOTH kidneys? Someone's Amazon rating is going to suffer.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sat Jan 25, 2014 11:30 am
by Captain JV Wilks
Thanks strawman, will try to avoid organ-misplacement while here amongst such... strange folk. XD

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sat Jan 25, 2014 1:36 pm
by Varda
Captain JV Wilks wrote:Thanks strawman, will try to avoid organ-misplacement while here amongst such... strange folk. XD
Don't listen to Strawman. He just hasn't yet realized that both of those kidneys belonged to someone else! :P

Welcome to the neighborhood, Case# 1509 errr, Cap'n!

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sat Jan 25, 2014 4:54 pm
by DerangedMind
strawman wrote:Aptly named, DerangedMind.
You'll be bunking with ASID in the Pun Wing. Those aren't padded walls, by the way. The term we use is "Upholstered".
Thanks! Is nice to be out of the psychic - I mean psychotic ward!

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sat Jan 25, 2014 4:55 pm
by DerangedMind
Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:
Varda wrote:
strawman wrote:Aptly named, DerangedMind.
You'll be bunking with ASID in the Pun Wing. Those aren't padded walls, by the way. The term we use is "Upholstered".
I like to think of them as "wall couches". :D
Then how do you explain the meat hooks? :?

Wing Pun was the renowned Grand Master of the Pung Fooey style & also Krav Guffaw. He was jest awesome and quip on his feet.
They're for dealing with impudent guests, aren't they?

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sat Jan 25, 2014 8:02 pm
by BagABones
Lucifer sat upon his throne and rubbed at his temples. He'd never broken a contract before, but... Could Bieber's soul be worth this much hassle?

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sat Jan 25, 2014 10:10 pm
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
BagABones wrote:Lucifer sat upon his throne and rubbed at his temples. He'd never broken a contract before, but... Could Bieber's soul be worth this much hassle?
Fine sentiment. But the devil doesn't build up unjustifiable "artists", like Bieber, just for their jaundiced souls. No, Ol' Scratch gets to relish in the agony and outrage that the spread of such anti-culture spawns.

Alas, length Nazi must now smite thee. That was way too long to be a twabble. It needs to be 100 characters, not counting spaces.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sat Jan 25, 2014 11:48 pm
by strawman
Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:
BagABones wrote:Lucifer sat upon his throne and rubbed at his temples. He'd never broken a contract before, but... Could Bieber's soul be worth this much hassle?
Fine sentiment. But the devil doesn't build up unjustifiable "artists", like Bieber, just for their jaundiced souls. No, Ol' Scratch gets to relish in the agony and outrage that the spread of such anti-culture spawns.

Alas, length Nazi must now smite thee. That was way too long to be a twabble. It needs to be 100 characters, not counting spaces.
I feel certain Satan gets far more pleasure from loss of innocence than destruction of the debauched. He never misses the first bite of the apple.

...should I be concerned that I feel certain?

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sun Jan 26, 2014 12:20 am
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
strawman wrote:I feel certain Satan gets far more pleasure from loss of innocence than destruction of the debauched. He never misses the first bite of the apple.
Here's a case in point.

strawman wrote:...should I be concerned that I feel certain?
Certainty is one of the blessings of true faith. Sounds like you're bound for Hell. ;)

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sun Jan 26, 2014 1:08 am
by strawman
Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:
strawman wrote:I feel certain Satan gets far more pleasure from loss of innocence than destruction of the debauched. He never misses the first bite of the apple.
Here's a case in point.

strawman wrote:...should I be concerned that I feel certain?
Certainty is one of the blessings of true faith. Sounds like you're bound for Hell. ;)
If grace is wishful thinking, I don't like my odds.
Problem is, if grace is grace, Bieber might be pardoned too.