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Post by nevermore_66 » Mon Jan 27, 2014 6:08 pm

The vampire hobbit horde swarmed the red-dead night chanting, "It comes in pints! It comes in pints! It comes in pints!"
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Post by Varda » Mon Jan 27, 2014 6:11 pm

nevermore_66 wrote:The vampire hobbit horde swarmed the red-dead night chanting, "It comes in pints! It comes in pints! It comes in pints!"
HAAAAA! Great one! :lol:
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Post by ROU Killing Time » Mon Jan 27, 2014 6:28 pm

strawman wrote:
If grace is wishful thinking, I don't like my odds.
Problem is, if grace is grace, Bieber might be pardoned too.

Well if my DC homies aren't there (even you, ASID) then I'm going somewhere else.

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Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Mon Jan 27, 2014 11:33 pm

ROU Killing Time wrote:Well if my DC homies aren't there (even you, ASID) then I'm going somewhere else.
Thanks but...

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Post by Bejami » Wed Jan 29, 2014 2:54 am

The Onion Council needed new tactics.

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Post by tbaker2500 » Wed Jan 29, 2014 4:27 am

Bejami wrote:The Onion Council needed new tactics.

"Humans must be without empathy. We make them cry, but the slaughter won't stop."
Awesome!
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Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Wed Jan 29, 2014 5:15 am

tbaker2500 wrote:
Bejami wrote:The Onion Council needed new tactics.

"Humans must be without empathy. We make them cry, but the slaughter won't stop."
Awesome!
Seconded.

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Post by Varda » Wed Jan 29, 2014 5:35 am

Bejami wrote:The Onion Council needed new tactics.

"Humans must be without empathy. We make them cry, but the slaughter won't stop."
WIN. :D
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Post by Spindaddy » Wed Jan 29, 2014 2:40 pm

nevermore_66 wrote:The vampire hobbit horde swarmed the red-dead night chanting, "It comes in pints! It comes in pints! It comes in pints!"
Took me a minute to realize you meant blood and not... uh.. not.. chinese food. Yeah, Chinese food comes in pints too.

Also.

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Post by strawman » Wed Jan 29, 2014 5:11 pm

Spindaddy wrote: (( Posting sober so as to not angry the grammar po-leece ))
GAH !!! :shock:
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Post by tbone » Thu Jan 30, 2014 4:47 pm

After several surgeries and a custom refrigeration unit, James could finally say he had ice water running in his veins.

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Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Thu Jan 30, 2014 8:22 pm

tbone wrote:After several surgeries and a custom refrigeration unit, James could finally say he had ice water running in his veins.
You should title that one: "Blue Blood" ;)

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Post by Kbilly » Thu Jan 30, 2014 9:05 pm

Oh yes, that confirms it, the absolute surest thing I ever found for a hangover…drinking very heavily the night before.
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Post by tbone » Thu Jan 30, 2014 9:06 pm

Thanks, ASID! Happy to be on board. Been listing for years now, thought it time to finally join the forums. :)

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Post by Kbilly » Thu Jan 30, 2014 9:12 pm

Joe ran to the top of the final sand dune, towel and sunscreen in hand and shouted “Where’s the damn beach?! …Iraq sucks!”
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Post by tbaker2500 » Fri Jan 31, 2014 2:49 am

Kbilly wrote:Joe ran to the top of the final sand dune, towel and sunscreen in hand and shouted “Where’s the damn beach?! …Iraq sucks!”
:D :D :D
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Post by Varda » Fri Jan 31, 2014 8:24 pm

tbone wrote:After several surgeries and a custom refrigeration unit, James could finally say he had ice water running in his veins.
Nice one, Tbone, and welcome to the forums! Looking forward to seeing what else you've got up your sleeves besides that fridge-IV in your arm. ;)
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Post by Jesus Cheeses » Sun Feb 02, 2014 3:02 am

nevermore_66 wrote:The vampire hobbit horde swarmed the red-dead night chanting, "It comes in pints! It comes in pints! It comes in pints!"
You draw too much attention to yourself. I can avoid being seen, if I wish, but to disappear entirely, that is a rare gift.
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Post by Jesus Cheeses » Sun Feb 02, 2014 3:16 am

nevermore_66 wrote:The vampire hobbit horde swarmed the red-dead night chanting, "It comes in pints! It comes in pints! It comes in pints!"
"I'm getting one!"
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Post by Etaan » Sun Feb 02, 2014 9:37 pm

The lyrics to meditation music are actually bits of the Necronomican. Shuffle is eventually going to get them in order.
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