Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
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With the daisies
He said he loved me and he planted Flowers in my name.
So, I kissed him until his toes curled. I'd loathed old Mrs. Flowers.
So, I kissed him until his toes curled. I'd loathed old Mrs. Flowers.
Re: With the daisies
Grisly…I love it!Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:He said he loved me and he planted Flowers in my name.
So, I kissed him until his toes curled. I'd loathed old Mrs. Flowers.
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Awesome!Etaan wrote:The lyrics to meditation music are actually bits of the Necronomican. Shuffle is eventually going to get them in order.
Given enough time, a hypothetical chimpanzee typing at random would, as part of its output, almost surely produce one of Shakespeare's plays. And if given enough time, a hypothetical iPod with the collected works of Enya, having an endless power supply and placed on shuffle will summon Kuthulu to end this realm of existence (and order 4,279 anchovy and peanut butter pizzas in the process). I think I would prefer Kuthulu over the anchovy...
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Re: With the daisies
Haha, I like this one.Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:He said he loved me and he planted Flowers in my name.
So, I kissed him until his toes curled. I'd loathed old Mrs. Flowers.
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
I wrote a twabble! It's my first one ever. I guess I'll call it, Pride in the Pride
I had fame, pleasures, prowess, but not happiness. So, I asked the wisest lion how to be happy. He said, “Eat prey, love.”
You're welcome!
I had fame, pleasures, prowess, but not happiness. So, I asked the wisest lion how to be happy. He said, “Eat prey, love.”
You're welcome!
Many on the forum have asked me, so here's my answer: a spoonful of lighter fluid. And you'll need to wash it out really well when you're done.
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Not bad.unseentangerine wrote:I had fame, pleasures, prowess, but not happiness. So, I asked the wisest lion how to be happy. He said, “Eat prey, love.”
Welcome aboard, love!
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Just to get my juices flowing:
I understand cursed skulls, I grok cursed books, and I even get cursed diamonds, but isn't a cursed hangnail redundant?
I understand cursed skulls, I grok cursed books, and I even get cursed diamonds, but isn't a cursed hangnail redundant?
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Somewhere, I got it right.
Somewhere, I got it wrong.
Somewhere, I did not care.
I dread the day these universes collide.
Somewhere, I got it wrong.
Somewhere, I did not care.
I dread the day these universes collide.
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
That was last Wednesday.MadeintheDark wrote:Somewhere, I got it right.
Somewhere, I got it wrong.
Somewhere, I did not care.
I dread the day these universes collide.
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
The sign read free puppies. The dogs were cute; the girl, more. He contemplated a moment. “No thanks, cats are tastier.”
Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
I like that better than the general "meditation music." Do you think this is an improvement?Kbilly wrote:Awesome!Etaan wrote:The lyrics to meditation music are actually bits of the Necronomican. Shuffle is eventually going to get them in order.
Given enough time, a hypothetical chimpanzee typing at random would, as part of its output, almost surely produce one of Shakespeare's plays. And if given enough time, a hypothetical iPod with the collected works of Enya...
Long ago, the Necronomican was torn up. Enya has found and recorded the pieces and plans to let shuffle get them in order.
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
HA! I like this one!awgifford wrote:The sign read free puppies. The dogs were cute; the girl, more. He contemplated a moment. “No thanks, cats are tastier.”
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
I can smell it ,almost taste it, oh how I want it. There it is, Victor holds the prize. Cheese! Cheese! Snap! Squeak! Trap!
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
You want me to take the bible literally?
But then I'd think that "Our father who art in heaven..."
is quite the ladies man.
But then I'd think that "Our father who art in heaven..."
is quite the ladies man.
Re: With the daisies
Very niceAlgernon Sydney is Dead wrote:He said he loved me and he planted Flowers in my name.
So, I kissed him until his toes curled. I'd loathed old Mrs. Flowers.
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Welcome to the forums, Shadowman7! Interesting twist on literalism, there!shadowman7 wrote:You want me to take the bible literally?
But then I'd think that "Our father who art in heaven..."
is quite the ladies man.
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Interesting poetic imagery.Darnoc wrote:I can smell it ,almost taste it, oh how I want it. There it is, Victor holds the prize. Cheese! Cheese! Snap! Squeak! Trap!
I wonder how many people know that "Victor" is a leading brand name for a variety of critter traps.
I don't get it. Near as I can tell, the dude only ever did it with *one* woman, *one* time.shadowman7 wrote:You want me to take the bible literally?
But then I'd think that "Our father who art in heaven..." is quite the ladies man.