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Algernon Sydney is Dead · Post by **Algernon Sydney is Dead** » Mon Feb 03, 2014 7:05 am

He said he loved me and he planted Flowers in my name.
So, I kissed him until his toes curled. I'd loathed old Mrs. Flowers.

Kbilly · Post by **Kbilly** » Mon Feb 03, 2014 2:58 pm

Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:He said he loved me and he planted Flowers in my name.
So, I kissed him until his toes curled. I'd loathed old Mrs. Flowers.

Grisly…I love it!

Kbilly · Post by **Kbilly** » Mon Feb 03, 2014 3:08 pm

Etaan wrote:The lyrics to meditation music are actually bits of the Necronomican. Shuffle is eventually going to get them in order.

Awesome!
Given enough time, a hypothetical chimpanzee typing at random would, as part of its output, almost surely produce one of Shakespeare's plays. And if given enough time, a hypothetical iPod with the collected works of Enya, having an endless power supply and placed on shuffle will summon Kuthulu to end this realm of existence (and order 4,279 anchovy and peanut butter pizzas in the process). I think I would prefer Kuthulu over the anchovy...

boot · Post by **boot** » Mon Feb 03, 2014 3:08 pm

"All the kids call me a monkey!" "You ignore those bullies, Sweety. Now brush your face and come downstairs for supper."

Spindaddy · Post by **Spindaddy** » Tue Feb 04, 2014 4:07 pm

Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:He said he loved me and he planted Flowers in my name.
So, I kissed him until his toes curled. I'd loathed old Mrs. Flowers.

Haha, I like this one.

unseentangerine · Post by **unseentangerine** » Wed Feb 05, 2014 4:17 am

I wrote a twabble! It's my first one ever. I guess I'll call it, Pride in the Pride

I had fame, pleasures, prowess, but not happiness. So, I asked the wisest lion how to be happy. He said, “Eat prey, love.”

You're welcome!

Algernon Sydney is Dead · Post by **Algernon Sydney is Dead** » Wed Feb 05, 2014 8:41 am

unseentangerine wrote:I had fame, pleasures, prowess, but not happiness. So, I asked the wisest lion how to be happy. He said, “Eat prey, love.”

Not bad.

Welcome aboard, love!

strawman · Post by **strawman** » Wed Feb 05, 2014 10:59 pm

Bejami: “ Buy a tree shadow from Peter Pan's NeverLandScaping.
All the summer shade you want without having to rake a single leaf. ”

This is not a bad business plan.

loyaleagle · Post by **loyaleagle** » Wed Feb 05, 2014 11:29 pm

Just to get my juices flowing:

I understand cursed skulls, I grok cursed books, and I even get cursed diamonds, but isn't a cursed hangnail redundant?

Bejami · Post by **Bejami** » Thu Feb 06, 2014 10:19 pm

"You're turning into a real bar-fly."
"The wings are itchy, but how else would you expect somebody to drink this swill?"

MadeintheDark · Post by **MadeintheDark** » Sun Feb 09, 2014 6:38 pm

Somewhere, I got it right.
Somewhere, I got it wrong.
Somewhere, I did not care.
I dread the day these universes collide.

ROU Killing Time · Post by **ROU Killing Time** » Sun Feb 09, 2014 8:48 pm

MadeintheDark wrote:Somewhere, I got it right.
Somewhere, I got it wrong.
Somewhere, I did not care.
I dread the day these universes collide.

That was last Wednesday.

awgifford · Post by **awgifford** » Mon Feb 10, 2014 1:29 am

The sign read free puppies. The dogs were cute; the girl, more. He contemplated a moment. “No thanks, cats are tastier.”

Etaan · Post by **Etaan** » Mon Feb 10, 2014 4:02 pm

Kbilly wrote:
Etaan wrote:The lyrics to meditation music are actually bits of the Necronomican. Shuffle is eventually going to get them in order.
Awesome!
Given enough time, a hypothetical chimpanzee typing at random would, as part of its output, almost surely produce one of Shakespeare's plays. And if given enough time, a hypothetical iPod with the collected works of Enya...

I like that better than the general "meditation music." Do you think this is an improvement?

Long ago, the Necronomican was torn up. Enya has found and recorded the pieces and plans to let shuffle get them in order.

Spindaddy · Post by **Spindaddy** » Wed Feb 12, 2014 2:34 am

awgifford wrote:The sign read free puppies. The dogs were cute; the girl, more. He contemplated a moment. “No thanks, cats are tastier.”

HA! I like this one!

Darnoc · Post by **Darnoc** » Wed Feb 12, 2014 7:07 pm

I can smell it ,almost taste it, oh how I want it. There it is, Victor holds the prize. Cheese! Cheese! Snap! Squeak! Trap!

shadowman7 · Post by **shadowman7** » Wed Feb 12, 2014 7:28 pm

You want me to take the bible literally?

But then I'd think that "Our father who art in heaven..."
is quite the ladies man.

Darnoc · Post by **Darnoc** » Wed Feb 12, 2014 7:53 pm

Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:He said he loved me and he planted Flowers in my name.
So, I kissed him until his toes curled. I'd loathed old Mrs. Flowers.

Very nice

Varda · Post by **Varda** » Wed Feb 12, 2014 8:07 pm

shadowman7 wrote:You want me to take the bible literally?

But then I'd think that "Our father who art in heaven..."
is quite the ladies man.

Welcome to the forums, Shadowman7! Interesting twist on literalism, there!

Algernon Sydney is Dead · Post by **Algernon Sydney is Dead** » Wed Feb 12, 2014 10:56 pm

Darnoc wrote:I can smell it ,almost taste it, oh how I want it. There it is, Victor holds the prize. Cheese! Cheese! Snap! Squeak! Trap!

Interesting poetic imagery.
I wonder how many people know that "Victor" is a leading brand name for a variety of critter traps.

shadowman7 wrote:You want me to take the bible literally?
But then I'd think that "Our father who art in heaven..." is quite the ladies man.

I don't get it. Near as I can tell, the dude only ever did it with *one* woman, *one* time.

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