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shadowman7 · Post by **shadowman7** » Wed Feb 12, 2014 11:37 pm

Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote: I don't get it. Near as I can tell, the dude only ever did it with *one* woman, *one* time.

True, because he's not literally your father (or mine).

strawman · Post by **strawman** » Thu Feb 13, 2014 1:35 am

shadowman7 wrote:
Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote: I don't get it. Near as I can tell, the dude only ever did it with *one* woman, *one* time.
True, because he's not literally your father (or mine).

Actually, isn't it more the new agers who surmise that life originated from some pan-spermial celestial event?

Darnoc · Post by **Darnoc** » Thu Feb 13, 2014 5:21 am

Some say that Jesus was a hippie with the long hair and sandals.
I don't know if he smoked pot , I do know that his dad grows it

Kbilly · Post by **Kbilly** » Thu Feb 13, 2014 4:30 pm

Darnoc wrote:Some say that Jesus was a hippie with the long hair and sandals.
I don't know if he smoked pot , I do know that his dad grows it

Holy $#!+ Darnoc, that is AWESOME!

Kbilly · Post by **Kbilly** » Thu Feb 13, 2014 4:40 pm

Connor ran as the pup dripped pee, its little wagging tail sending it everywhere! It’s hard to housebreak a chupacabra.

Darnoc · Post by **Darnoc** » Thu Feb 13, 2014 5:02 pm

Kbilly wrote:Connor ran as the pup dripped pee, its little wagging tail sending it everywhere! It’s hard to housebreak a chupacabra.

Haha yes the goat suckers are a stubborn breed.

Cutter McKay · Post by **Cutter McKay** » Thu Feb 13, 2014 11:52 pm

Hi guys, been a while. Here's a new one:

“Check it out, I got her digits,” Nathan bragged to his friend Steven as he arranged her severed fingers on the tabletop.

Varda · Post by **Varda** » Thu Feb 13, 2014 11:53 pm

Cutter McKay wrote:Hi guys, been a while. Here's a new one:

“Check it out, I got her digits,” Nathan bragged to his friend Steven as he arranged the severed fingers on the tabletop.

Mmmm... finger-licking good!

tbaker2500 · Post by **tbaker2500** » Fri Feb 14, 2014 3:08 am

Good ones, guys!

Darnoc · Post by **Darnoc** » Fri Feb 14, 2014 4:10 am

Varda wrote:
Cutter McKay wrote:Hi guys, been a while. Here's a new one:

“Check it out, I got her digits,” Nathan bragged to his friend Steven as he arranged the severed fingers on the tabletop.
Mmmm... finger-licking good!

I like it

cranialwrench · Post by **cranialwrench** » Fri Feb 14, 2014 6:10 pm

Bob wears his heart on his sleeve, Jane thought as she mopped the ichorous trail. But his kidneys as shoes was pushing it.

Darnoc · Post by **Darnoc** » Fri Feb 14, 2014 6:24 pm

cranialwrench wrote:Bob wears his heart on his sleeve, Jane thought as she mopped the ichorous trail. But his kidneys as shoes was pushing it.

But he thought that he had the stones to pull it off.

cranialwrench · Post by **cranialwrench** » Fri Feb 14, 2014 8:01 pm

Darnoc wrote:
cranialwrench wrote:Bob wears his heart on his sleeve, Jane thought as she mopped the ichorous trail. But his kidneys as shoes was pushing it.
But he thought that he had the stones to pull it off.

Darnoc, that is hilarious! I am seriously laughing out loud at that!

But seriously, tying a double knot in a ureter is like doing the hand tango with an earthworm. They do match is beret so well though. He is a like a pancreatic Pierre.

Darnoc · Post by **Darnoc** » Fri Feb 14, 2014 10:38 pm

cranialwrench wrote:
Darnoc wrote:
cranialwrench wrote:Bob wears his heart on his sleeve, Jane thought as she mopped the ichorous trail. But his kidneys as shoes was pushing it.
But he thought that he had the stones to pull it off.
Darnoc, that is hilarious! I am seriously laughing out loud at that!

But seriously, tying a double knot in a ureter is like doing the hand tango with an earthworm. They do match is beret so well though. He is a like a pancreatic Pierre.

Thanks , I really liked it so it easily inspired my little comment.

cranialwrench · Post by **cranialwrench** » Sun Feb 16, 2014 2:50 am

As we rocketed past the atmosphere, she said "I think I left the curling iron on!" Ground control is not going to be happy.

Spindaddy · Post by **Spindaddy** » Sun Feb 16, 2014 4:23 am

Cutter McKay wrote:Hi guys, been a while. Here's a new one:

“Check it out, I got her digits,” Nathan bragged to his friend Steven as he arranged her severed fingers on the tabletop.

This... this is awesome! It's even funnier because I read it in Nathan's voice. I'm not sure who Steven is, but I imagine that perhaps Steven is Norm's pseudonym when he goes out.

Spindaddy · Post by **Spindaddy** » Sun Feb 16, 2014 4:29 am

"Are you sure that will fit in my mouth?" I asked nervously. He chuckled, "I said I was a doctor, right? Stop struggling."

eric_marsh · Post by **eric_marsh** » Sun Feb 16, 2014 7:18 am

Mental-networking technology seemed brilliant. It made telepathy real. Then we learned how contagious insanity is.

tbaker2500 · Post by **tbaker2500** » Sun Feb 16, 2014 4:26 pm

eric_marsh wrote:Mental-networking technology seemed brilliant. It made telepathy real. Then we learned how contagious insanity is.

Oh dear.

cranialwrench · Post by **cranialwrench** » Mon Feb 17, 2014 4:12 am

Stopping the car on the side of the dark dusty road, Jane said "Don't worry. He looks like another friendly hitchhiker."

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