True, because he's not literally your father (or mine).Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote: I don't get it. Near as I can tell, the dude only ever did it with *one* woman, *one* time.
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Actually, isn't it more the new agers who surmise that life originated from some pan-spermial celestial event?shadowman7 wrote:True, because he's not literally your father (or mine).Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote: I don't get it. Near as I can tell, the dude only ever did it with *one* woman, *one* time.
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Some say that Jesus was a hippie with the long hair and sandals.
I don't know if he smoked pot , I do know that his dad grows it
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Holy $#!+ Darnoc, that is AWESOME!Darnoc wrote:Some say that Jesus was a hippie with the long hair and sandals.
I don't know if he smoked pot , I do know that his dad grows it
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Haha yes the goat suckers are a stubborn breed.Kbilly wrote:Connor ran as the pup dripped pee, its little wagging tail sending it everywhere! It’s hard to housebreak a chupacabra.
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Hi guys, been a while. Here's a new one:
“Check it out, I got her digits,” Nathan bragged to his friend Steven as he arranged her severed fingers on the tabletop.
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Mmmm... finger-licking good!Cutter McKay wrote:Hi guys, been a while. Here's a new one:
“Check it out, I got her digits,” Nathan bragged to his friend Steven as he arranged the severed fingers on the tabletop.

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Good ones, guys! 

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I like itVarda wrote:Mmmm... finger-licking good!Cutter McKay wrote:Hi guys, been a while. Here's a new one:
“Check it out, I got her digits,” Nathan bragged to his friend Steven as he arranged the severed fingers on the tabletop.
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Bob wears his heart on his sleeve, Jane thought as she mopped the ichorous trail. But his kidneys as shoes was pushing it.
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But he thought that he had the stones to pull it off.cranialwrench wrote:Bob wears his heart on his sleeve, Jane thought as she mopped the ichorous trail. But his kidneys as shoes was pushing it.
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Darnoc, that is hilarious! I am seriously laughing out loud at that!Darnoc wrote:But he thought that he had the stones to pull it off.cranialwrench wrote:Bob wears his heart on his sleeve, Jane thought as she mopped the ichorous trail. But his kidneys as shoes was pushing it.

But seriously, tying a double knot in a ureter is like doing the hand tango with an earthworm. They do match is beret so well though. He is a like a pancreatic Pierre.
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Thanks , I really liked it so it easily inspired my little comment.cranialwrench wrote:Darnoc, that is hilarious! I am seriously laughing out loud at that!Darnoc wrote:But he thought that he had the stones to pull it off.cranialwrench wrote:Bob wears his heart on his sleeve, Jane thought as she mopped the ichorous trail. But his kidneys as shoes was pushing it.![]()
But seriously, tying a double knot in a ureter is like doing the hand tango with an earthworm. They do match is beret so well though. He is a like a pancreatic Pierre.
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This... this is awesome! It's even funnier because I read it in Nathan's voice. I'm not sure who Steven is, but I imagine that perhaps Steven is Norm's pseudonym when he goes out.Cutter McKay wrote:Hi guys, been a while. Here's a new one:
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Oh dear.eric_marsh wrote:Mental-networking technology seemed brilliant. It made telepathy real. Then we learned how contagious insanity is.

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