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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Wed Feb 12, 2014 11:37 pm
by shadowman7
Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote: I don't get it. Near as I can tell, the dude only ever did it with *one* woman, *one* time.
True, because he's not literally your father (or mine).

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Thu Feb 13, 2014 1:35 am
by strawman
shadowman7 wrote:
Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote: I don't get it. Near as I can tell, the dude only ever did it with *one* woman, *one* time.
True, because he's not literally your father (or mine).
Actually, isn't it more the new agers who surmise that life originated from some pan-spermial celestial event?

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Thu Feb 13, 2014 5:21 am
by Darnoc
Some say that Jesus was a hippie with the long hair and sandals.
I don't know if he smoked pot , I do know that his dad grows it

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Thu Feb 13, 2014 4:30 pm
by Kbilly
Darnoc wrote:Some say that Jesus was a hippie with the long hair and sandals.
I don't know if he smoked pot , I do know that his dad grows it
Holy $#!+ Darnoc, that is AWESOME!

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Thu Feb 13, 2014 4:40 pm
by Kbilly
Connor ran as the pup dripped pee, its little wagging tail sending it everywhere! It’s hard to housebreak a chupacabra.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Thu Feb 13, 2014 5:02 pm
by Darnoc
Kbilly wrote:Connor ran as the pup dripped pee, its little wagging tail sending it everywhere! It’s hard to housebreak a chupacabra.
Haha yes the goat suckers are a stubborn breed.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Thu Feb 13, 2014 11:52 pm
by Cutter McKay
Hi guys, been a while. Here's a new one:

“Check it out, I got her digits,” Nathan bragged to his friend Steven as he arranged her severed fingers on the tabletop.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Thu Feb 13, 2014 11:53 pm
by Varda
Cutter McKay wrote:Hi guys, been a while. Here's a new one:

“Check it out, I got her digits,” Nathan bragged to his friend Steven as he arranged the severed fingers on the tabletop.
Mmmm... finger-licking good! ;)

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Fri Feb 14, 2014 3:08 am
by tbaker2500
Good ones, guys! :-)

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Fri Feb 14, 2014 4:10 am
by Darnoc
Varda wrote:
Cutter McKay wrote:Hi guys, been a while. Here's a new one:

“Check it out, I got her digits,” Nathan bragged to his friend Steven as he arranged the severed fingers on the tabletop.
Mmmm... finger-licking good! ;)
I like it

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Fri Feb 14, 2014 6:10 pm
by cranialwrench
Bob wears his heart on his sleeve, Jane thought as she mopped the ichorous trail. But his kidneys as shoes was pushing it.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Fri Feb 14, 2014 6:24 pm
by Darnoc
cranialwrench wrote:Bob wears his heart on his sleeve, Jane thought as she mopped the ichorous trail. But his kidneys as shoes was pushing it.
But he thought that he had the stones to pull it off.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Fri Feb 14, 2014 8:01 pm
by cranialwrench
Darnoc wrote:
cranialwrench wrote:Bob wears his heart on his sleeve, Jane thought as she mopped the ichorous trail. But his kidneys as shoes was pushing it.
But he thought that he had the stones to pull it off.
Darnoc, that is hilarious! I am seriously laughing out loud at that! :D

But seriously, tying a double knot in a ureter is like doing the hand tango with an earthworm. They do match is beret so well though. He is a like a pancreatic Pierre.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Fri Feb 14, 2014 10:38 pm
by Darnoc
cranialwrench wrote:
Darnoc wrote:
cranialwrench wrote:Bob wears his heart on his sleeve, Jane thought as she mopped the ichorous trail. But his kidneys as shoes was pushing it.
But he thought that he had the stones to pull it off.
Darnoc, that is hilarious! I am seriously laughing out loud at that! :D

But seriously, tying a double knot in a ureter is like doing the hand tango with an earthworm. They do match is beret so well though. He is a like a pancreatic Pierre.
Thanks , I really liked it so it easily inspired my little comment.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sun Feb 16, 2014 2:50 am
by cranialwrench
As we rocketed past the atmosphere, she said "I think I left the curling iron on!" Ground control is not going to be happy.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sun Feb 16, 2014 4:23 am
by Spindaddy
Cutter McKay wrote:Hi guys, been a while. Here's a new one:

“Check it out, I got her digits,” Nathan bragged to his friend Steven as he arranged her severed fingers on the tabletop.
This... this is awesome! It's even funnier because I read it in Nathan's voice. I'm not sure who Steven is, but I imagine that perhaps Steven is Norm's pseudonym when he goes out.

Legit Doctor

Posted: Sun Feb 16, 2014 4:29 am
by Spindaddy
"Are you sure that will fit in my mouth?" I asked nervously. He chuckled, "I said I was a doctor, right? Stop struggling."

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sun Feb 16, 2014 7:18 am
by eric_marsh
Mental-networking technology seemed brilliant. It made telepathy real. Then we learned how contagious insanity is.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sun Feb 16, 2014 4:26 pm
by tbaker2500
eric_marsh wrote:Mental-networking technology seemed brilliant. It made telepathy real. Then we learned how contagious insanity is.
Oh dear. :shock:

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Mon Feb 17, 2014 4:12 am
by cranialwrench
Stopping the car on the side of the dark dusty road, Jane said "Don't worry. He looks like another friendly hitchhiker."