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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sat Feb 22, 2014 4:55 pm
by awgifford
My neighbor gave me a hand while I was cleaning out my gutters. I didn’t want to know where he obtained severed appendage.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sat Feb 22, 2014 4:58 pm
by awgifford
Want a good reason not to fly? How about the new TSA rules?
They’re insane. But at least the inspection gloves are ribbed.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sat Feb 22, 2014 5:14 pm
by strawman
Ace!

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sat Feb 22, 2014 10:15 pm
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
awgifford wrote:Want a good reason not to fly? How about the new TSA rules?
They’re insane. But at least the inspection gloves are ribbed.
Good one!
You should title it: "Terminal Atrocity". ;)


She massaged my kidney
with her inspection glove.
Whatever she found in me
it sure as hell ain't love.
But they let me fly!

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Mon Feb 24, 2014 3:08 pm
by jeetkuneluke
The clouds looked like mad mutated marshmallows. The first raindrop fell, scorching the ground. The attack had begun.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Mon Feb 24, 2014 11:09 pm
by Cutter McKay
Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote: She massaged my kidney
with her inspection glove.
Whatever she found in me
it sure as hell ain't love.
But they let me fly!
As a former TSA screener, I find this hilarious. :lol:

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Tue Feb 25, 2014 2:01 am
by unseentangerine
Ok, I got another one:

He said, “Welcome to Fantasy Island,” but he didn’t tell us that when the fantasy ended we would be lost and adrift at sea.

I don't think it's as good as my first one, but maybe it will better complement a story? You're welcome.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Tue Feb 25, 2014 3:48 am
by Bejami
The fledgling vampire cursed Fate. The Red Cross had loved her, but tracking down victims with O- blood was so much work.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Wed Feb 26, 2014 1:30 am
by Cutter McKay
Cutter McKay wrote: “Check it out, I got her digits,” Nathan bragged to his friend Steven as he arranged her severed fingers on the tabletop.
Woot! My first winning Twabble! Just had to celebrate for a second. Carry on... :wink:

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Wed Feb 26, 2014 2:40 am
by cranialwrench
Good job! It's a good one!

Spelling is Key

Posted: Wed Feb 26, 2014 5:50 am
by esjayfox
"Fowl ball!"

Tony began to argue, but then saw his blood-spattered bat and a cloud of feathers settling over home plate.

Re: Spelling is Key

Posted: Wed Feb 26, 2014 6:12 am
by tbaker2500
esjayfox wrote:"foul ball!"

Tony began to argue, but then saw his blood-spattered bat and a cloud of feathers settling over home plate.
HAHAHAA!! I love it!
Welcome to the forums. Keep it up!

Re: Spelling is Key

Posted: Wed Feb 26, 2014 6:15 am
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
esjayfox wrote:"foul ball!"

Tony began to argue, but then saw his blood-spattered bat and a cloud of feathers settling over home plate.
Good one!

But grammar and semantics Nazi says that it must be "Fowl ball!".

Welcome aboard, esjayfox!

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Wed Feb 26, 2014 10:57 am
by strawman
You are familiar with the story of Billygoat Gruff, esjayfox?

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Wed Feb 26, 2014 4:04 pm
by esjayfox
I wasn't sure which spelling to go with. Thanks!

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Wed Feb 26, 2014 4:51 pm
by jeetkuneluke
“Did you hear? Janet’s pregnant.”
“Oh really? With whose baby?”
“That serial killer guy’s.”
“Oh, Bob’s! That’s nice.”

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Wed Feb 26, 2014 6:17 pm
by esjayfox
I'm don't think so, Strawman; am I subconsciously plagiarizing?

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Wed Feb 26, 2014 8:40 pm
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
No you're not. You're good but for that first word (which you can edit in your post (hint, hint) ;) ).

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Wed Feb 26, 2014 9:23 pm
by strawman
esjayfox wrote:I'm don't think so, Strawman; am I subconsciously plagiarizing?
No you are not. Billygoat Gruff was just an old story inspired by ASID.
You just happened to catch him in a particularly fowl mood.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Wed Feb 26, 2014 10:15 pm
by ROU Killing Time
Cutter McKay wrote:Hi guys, been a while. Here's a new one:

“Check it out, I got her digits,” Nathan bragged to his friend Steven as he arranged her severed fingers on the tabletop.
Steven answers: That is just SOOOO wrong, dude. (All the best ones are...)