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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Wed Feb 26, 2014 10:41 pm
by esjayfox
Got it. Thanks guys!

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Thu Feb 27, 2014 5:04 pm
by munsi
I wanted my house cleaned, but now the whole place is soaked. Finally, I understand: Mermaids are not actually maids...

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Thu Feb 27, 2014 6:38 pm
by strawman
What a sexist word. From "maidens" to "maids". From wife to housewife.
No wonder they're pissed.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Fri Feb 28, 2014 2:00 am
by Spindaddy
awgifford wrote:Want a good reason not to fly? How about the new TSA rules?
They’re insane. But at least the inspection gloves are ribbed.
HAha THis one is awesome! Reminds me of the time I talked my way clear of a strip search in Newark airport pre 9-11.

Coin Purse?

Posted: Fri Feb 28, 2014 2:10 am
by Spindaddy
Mary gasped and Steve blushed. There in Maria's open purse lay a shriveled bloody mass. "See? His balls are in my purse."

Re: Coin Purse?

Posted: Fri Feb 28, 2014 3:02 am
by Darnoc
Spindaddy wrote:Mary gasped and Steve blushed. There in Maria's open purse lay a shriveled bloody mass. "See? His balls are in my purse."
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

thoughts...

Posted: Sun Mar 02, 2014 4:54 am
by GreatNorthernTroll
Little Billy always wished he could instantly destroy the world with his thoughts, and then one day it actually hap.... :shock:

Devil take the whine-most

Posted: Mon Mar 03, 2014 11:29 pm
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
"Confession is good for the soul," she said.
She should've added, "Unless the Devil didn't already know about the sin."

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Wed Mar 05, 2014 10:11 am
by eyeJabber
"May I pat your Chihuahua?" I asked her, reaching out.
"Whoa!"
I jerked back to avoid being bit, "That's one hairy baby."

Science Fiction?

Posted: Wed Mar 05, 2014 2:17 pm
by Farseeker
"Seems like magic? Of course. Any sufficiently advanced technology does!"

The nanobots finished their incantation.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Wed Mar 05, 2014 2:35 pm
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
eyeJabber wrote:"May I pat your Chihuahua?" I asked her, reaching out.
"Whoa!"
I jerked back to avoid being bit, "That's one hairy baby."
:) Nice!

Welcome aboard, eyeJabber!

Re: Science Fiction?

Posted: Thu Mar 06, 2014 1:06 am
by ROU Killing Time
Farseeker wrote:"Seems like magic? Of course. Any sufficiently advanced technology does!"

The nanobots finished their incantation.
Win.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Thu Mar 06, 2014 7:00 pm
by Kbilly
Midget zombies tore at the doors, their groans filling the bunker. “That’s the last time I read from the Micronomicon!”

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Thu Mar 06, 2014 7:06 pm
by Varda
Kbilly wrote:Midget zombies tore at the doors, their groans filling the bunker. “That’s the last time I read from the Micronomicon!”
Ahahaha - WIN.

What's a little death between friends?

Posted: Sat Mar 08, 2014 5:17 am
by Lynchpig
"Come and get it" she said, a wry smile playing on her lips.
He came.
She gave it to him.

The orgasm killer had struck again.

Re: What's a little death between friends?

Posted: Sat Mar 08, 2014 5:28 am
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
Lynchpig wrote:"Come and get it" she said, a wry smile playing on her lips.
He came.
She gave it to him.

The orgasm killer had struck again.
:D

Just for that, here's the revenge sequel...

The French used to call it the "Little Death".
That was before the evil Dr. Ming started his atomic powered orgasmatron.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sat Mar 08, 2014 2:34 pm
by eyeJabber
We sat in bed in stony silence. We focused on our mobile devices.

"Enough," she said. "I'm tired of playing these games."

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sat Mar 08, 2014 4:54 pm
by strawman
So happy since I found that cheese graters make great back scratchers.
Wait, mom's calling me to dinner.
O boy! Lasagna!

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sat Mar 08, 2014 11:57 pm
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
Mmmm. "Flake and Bake" brand...

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sun Mar 09, 2014 4:30 pm
by awgifford
Disaster befell Jonathan when he forgot the cardinal rule of cooking. He didn’t keep the pasta and antipasta separate.