Hee hee...awgifford wrote:Disaster befell Jonathan when he forgot the cardinal rule of cooking. He didn’t keep the pasta and antipasta separate.

Hee hee...awgifford wrote:Disaster befell Jonathan when he forgot the cardinal rule of cooking. He didn’t keep the pasta and antipasta separate.
awgifford wrote:Disaster befell Jonathan when he forgot the cardinal rule of cooking. He didn’t keep the pasta and antipasta separate.
HAHA! Loved this one!Lynchpig wrote:"Come and get it" she said, a wry smile playing on her lips.
He came.
She gave it to him.
The orgasm killer had struck again.
This one made me shudder and go "ewwwww!"strawman wrote:So happy since I found that cheese graters make great back scratchers.
Wait, mom's calling me to dinner.
O boy! Lasagna!
"That's no problem," JS said. "A little air on a G string will straighten it right out."unseentangerine wrote:He said my last song sounded terrible and asked me what was wrong. I said, “I don’t know, I guess my G string was too tight.”
That's what you get for letting the machine name you! (But one fewer letter and you might've gotten a pharma endorsement.)Strormer wrote:I counted. Thirty years, I've been waiting. Soon I'll be on my deathbed and my obituary will read here lies buffering...
Yep. You know the offer must have been made, probably many times, in Craigslist.gafergus wrote:What’s for sell in the Craigslist personal ads? Apparently one’s dignity and a soul. The Devil clicks the reply button.
HA!eyeJabber wrote:"May I pat your Chihuahua?" I asked her, reaching out.
"Whoa!"
I jerked back to avoid being bit, "That's one hairy baby."