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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by tbaker2500 » Sun Mar 09, 2014 5:02 pm

awgifford wrote:Disaster befell Jonathan when he forgot the cardinal rule of cooking. He didn’t keep the pasta and antipasta separate.
Hee hee... :D
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Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Sun Mar 09, 2014 5:10 pm

awgifford wrote:Disaster befell Jonathan when he forgot the cardinal rule of cooking. He didn’t keep the pasta and antipasta separate.
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Lynchpig wrote:"Come and get it" she said, a wry smile playing on her lips.
He came.
She gave it to him.

The orgasm killer had struck again.
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Post by strawman » Mon Mar 10, 2014 12:19 am

:lol:
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Post by unseentangerine » Tue Mar 11, 2014 12:39 am

This twabble thing is becoming a habit.


He said my last song sounded terrible and asked me what was wrong. I said, “I don’t know, I guess my G string was too tight.”
Many on the forum have asked me, so here's my answer: a spoonful of lighter fluid. And you'll need to wash it out really well when you're done.

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Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Tue Mar 11, 2014 12:46 am

unseentangerine wrote:He said my last song sounded terrible and asked me what was wrong. I said, “I don’t know, I guess my G string was too tight.”
"That's no problem," JS said. "A little air on a G string will straighten it right out."

G strings also flatter your Bach.

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Post by unseentangerine » Tue Mar 11, 2014 3:39 am

You kinda made my bad pun worse to the power of 2 there
But I probly would have done just the same
Many on the forum have asked me, so here's my answer: a spoonful of lighter fluid. And you'll need to wash it out really well when you're done.

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Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Tue Mar 11, 2014 3:50 am

That wasn't a pun it was classic humor! :P

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Post by Strormer » Tue Mar 11, 2014 4:54 am

I counted. Thirty years, I've been waiting. Soon I'll be on my deathbed and my obituary will read here lies buffering...

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Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Tue Mar 11, 2014 7:01 am

Strormer wrote:I counted. Thirty years, I've been waiting. Soon I'll be on my deathbed and my obituary will read here lies buffering...
That's what you get for letting the machine name you! (But one fewer letter and you might've gotten a pharma endorsement.)

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Post by Strormer » Tue Mar 11, 2014 12:38 pm

Thanks. I'm glad to have found this place.

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Post by jeetkuneluke » Tue Mar 11, 2014 4:21 pm

The virus hit my computer, skipped along the cable, to the mouse, to my hand… and I have this sudden hankerin’ for brains.

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Post by jeetkuneluke » Tue Mar 11, 2014 4:39 pm

“You aren’t my first,” she said. “You won’t be my last.”
I didn’t want to hear that. No man does.
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Craigslist-ing

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What’s for sell in the Craigslist personal ads? Apparently one’s dignity and a soul. The Devil clicks the reply button.

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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by strawman » Tue Mar 11, 2014 9:26 pm

But you only respond to replies with photos attached, right?
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Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Tue Mar 11, 2014 9:30 pm

gafergus wrote:What’s for sell in the Craigslist personal ads? Apparently one’s dignity and a soul. The Devil clicks the reply button.
Yep. You know the offer must have been made, probably many times, in Craigslist.
But, Grammar Nazi says that "sell" should be "sale".

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Farmer Struggles With Social Media

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The cursor blinked. The dairy farmer thought of tomorrow. He wanted good posts. Otherwise the fences would be crooked.

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Welcome aboard, Winterstein182!

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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by Winterstein182 » Wed Mar 12, 2014 2:02 pm

Hi! Thank you. It feels good to be here! It's like everything I do is 100 characters now. I hope this isn't a weird disease.

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Post by jeetkuneluke » Wed Mar 12, 2014 4:58 pm

eyeJabber wrote:"May I pat your Chihuahua?" I asked her, reaching out.
"Whoa!"
I jerked back to avoid being bit, "That's one hairy baby."
HA!
But seriously, haven't we all given birth to a mutant a time or two?

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