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Post by strawman » Wed Mar 12, 2014 5:43 pm

Winterstein182 wrote:Hi! Thank you. It feels good to be here! It's like everything I do is 100 characters now. I hope this isn't a weird disease.
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Post by afgrappin » Wed Mar 12, 2014 7:55 pm

My friends presented the armored knight, complete with a silk sash that read, "AWARD." Well, I wanted a Sir Prize party.
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Post by afgrappin » Wed Mar 12, 2014 8:06 pm

My car stalled in the parking lot. Damn lemon. I strode into the grocery store. I could exchange it for the mango I wanted.
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Post by afgrappin » Wed Mar 12, 2014 8:12 pm

The 3.14 Cafe is only open 12 hours a year, from 3:14 am to 3:14 pm on March 14th. The price is $3.14 for their special: cake.



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Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Wed Mar 12, 2014 8:24 pm

afgrappin wrote:The 3.14 Cafe is only open 12 hours a year, from 3:14 am to 3:14 pm on March 14th. The price is $3.14 for their special: cake.
This would make a fine quirky detail in a larger story. Of course the cafe only appears in years ending in 15.

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Post by afgrappin » Wed Mar 12, 2014 8:28 pm

Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:
afgrappin wrote:The 3.14 Cafe is only open 12 hours a year, from 3:14 am to 3:14 pm on March 14th. The price is $3.14 for their special: cake.
This would make a fine quirky detail in a larger story. Of course the cafe only appears in years ending in 15.

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Post by strawman » Wed Mar 12, 2014 9:57 pm

CAKE? CAKE?!
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Post by Varda » Wed Mar 12, 2014 10:29 pm

afgrappin wrote:The 3.14 Cafe is only open 12 hours a year, from 3:14 am to 3:14 pm on March 14th. The price is $3.14 for their special: cake.



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Post by afgrappin » Thu Mar 13, 2014 3:44 am

strawman wrote:CAKE? CAKE?!

Oh... dare I go even nerdier? And rhymier?

The cake is a pie.

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Post by strawman » Thu Mar 13, 2014 10:57 am

You need to check the venerable archives. episode 105 by Mur Lafferty, and resultant forums. The Cake/Pie war was short, but bloody, and resulted in the exile of the Cake Eaters from the podcast.
They left and formed cable news.
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Post by Winterstein182 » Thu Mar 13, 2014 2:06 pm

Mustang Sally sounded like a real cool chick, until I found out what a centaur smells like. Blind dates can be real tough.

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Winterstein182 wrote:Mustang Sally sounded like a real cool chick, until I found out what a centaur smells like. Blind dates can be real tough.
:lol: Plus, I don't think Centaurs come in "Mares" :shock:
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Post by Spindaddy » Fri Mar 14, 2014 1:32 am

strawman wrote:
Winterstein182 wrote:Mustang Sally sounded like a real cool chick, until I found out what a centaur smells like. Blind dates can be real tough.
:lol: Plus, I don't think Centaurs come in "Mares" :shock:
Centauras? Centauritas?

Why wouldn't they come in Mares? I mean, sure horses being a different species and all.... wait... I meant.... whoa look at the time!
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Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Fri Mar 14, 2014 1:43 am

Spindaddy wrote:Centauritas?
I am so stealing that. :)

A beautiful Centaurita & I
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When she told me, "'Neigh' means 'no'!"
and trampled me into the ground.

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Post by Spindaddy » Fri Mar 14, 2014 1:44 am

All my friends knew my Pops had named me after the biggest bad ass he had known. I left out the detail Crazy Joe was a donkey.
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Post by Spindaddy » Fri Mar 14, 2014 1:45 am

Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:
Spindaddy wrote:Centauritas?
I am so stealing that. :)

A beautiful Centaurita & I
were horsing around.
When she told me, "'Neigh' means 'no'!"
and trampled me into the ground.
Haha Thats awesome! And steal away! It's all good!
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Post by Winterstein182 » Fri Mar 14, 2014 1:51 am

Female centaurs are rare because they're all used for filly cheesesteaks. The name has mislead many a hungry customer.

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Post by Winterstein182 » Fri Mar 14, 2014 1:53 am

Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:A beautiful Centaurita & I
were horsing around.
When she told me, "'Neigh' means 'no'!"
and trampled me into the ground.
NICE!
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Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Fri Mar 14, 2014 2:00 am

Spindaddy wrote:All my friends knew my Pops had named me after the biggest bad ass he had known. I left out the detail Crazy Joe was a donkey.
Oldie but goodie. :)

Winterstein182 wrote:Female centaurs are rare because they're all used in philly cheesesteaks. The name has mislead many a hungry customer.
We call that "Gelding the Philly with a filly (named Lily)".

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Post by Winterstein182 » Fri Mar 14, 2014 2:37 am

Whoops! I confused philly with filly. I don't care where it's from. I want my big Centaurita sandwich now! Diet soda too!

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