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strawman · Post by **strawman** » Wed Mar 12, 2014 5:43 pm

Winterstein182 wrote:Hi! Thank you. It feels good to be here! It's like everything I do is 100 characters now. I hope this isn't a weird disease.

Did you hear the one about one hundred characters going into a bar? Someone called 'em a TWIT!
It was ON.
Fists began to fly.

afgrappin · Post by **afgrappin** » Wed Mar 12, 2014 7:55 pm

My friends presented the armored knight, complete with a silk sash that read, "AWARD." Well, I wanted a Sir Prize party.

afgrappin · Post by **afgrappin** » Wed Mar 12, 2014 8:06 pm

My car stalled in the parking lot. Damn lemon. I strode into the grocery store. I could exchange it for the mango I wanted.

afgrappin · Post by **afgrappin** » Wed Mar 12, 2014 8:12 pm

The 3.14 Cafe is only open 12 hours a year, from 3:14 am to 3:14 pm on March 14th. The price is $3.14 for their special: cake.

...God, I'm a nerd.

Algernon Sydney is Dead · Post by **Algernon Sydney is Dead** » Wed Mar 12, 2014 8:24 pm

afgrappin wrote:The 3.14 Cafe is only open 12 hours a year, from 3:14 am to 3:14 pm on March 14th. The price is $3.14 for their special: cake.

This would make a fine quirky detail in a larger story. Of course the cafe only appears in years ending in 15.

afgrappin · Post by **afgrappin** » Wed Mar 12, 2014 8:28 pm

Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:
afgrappin wrote:The 3.14 Cafe is only open 12 hours a year, from 3:14 am to 3:14 pm on March 14th. The price is $3.14 for their special: cake.
This would make a fine quirky detail in a larger story. Of course the cafe only appears in years ending in 15.

Founded on March 14, 1592 at 6:53.59 (by a 24-hour clock).

strawman · Post by **strawman** » Wed Mar 12, 2014 9:57 pm

CAKE? CAKE?!

Varda · Post by **Varda** » Wed Mar 12, 2014 10:29 pm

afgrappin wrote:The 3.14 Cafe is only open 12 hours a year, from 3:14 am to 3:14 pm on March 14th. The price is $3.14 for their special: cake.

...God, I'm a nerd.

AHAHAHA! That is awesome.

We celebrated an early Pi Day this weekend. Had friends over, ate pizza with two kinds of pie for dessert. Round foods are the best!

afgrappin · Post by **afgrappin** » Thu Mar 13, 2014 3:44 am

strawman wrote:CAKE? CAKE?!

Oh... dare I go even nerdier? And rhymier?

The cake is a pie.

*walk of shame at own idiocy*

strawman · Post by **strawman** » Thu Mar 13, 2014 10:57 am

You need to check the venerable archives. episode 105 by Mur Lafferty, and resultant forums. The Cake/Pie war was short, but bloody, and resulted in the exile of the Cake Eaters from the podcast.
They left and formed cable news.

Winterstein182 · Post by **Winterstein182** » Thu Mar 13, 2014 2:06 pm

Mustang Sally sounded like a real cool chick, until I found out what a centaur smells like. Blind dates can be real tough.

strawman · Post by **strawman** » Thu Mar 13, 2014 2:07 pm

Winterstein182 wrote:Mustang Sally sounded like a real cool chick, until I found out what a centaur smells like. Blind dates can be real tough.

Plus, I don't think Centaurs come in "Mares"

Spindaddy · Post by **Spindaddy** » Fri Mar 14, 2014 1:32 am

strawman wrote:
Winterstein182 wrote:Mustang Sally sounded like a real cool chick, until I found out what a centaur smells like. Blind dates can be real tough.
Plus, I don't think Centaurs come in "Mares"

Centauras? Centauritas?

Why wouldn't they come in Mares? I mean, sure horses being a different species and all.... wait... I meant.... whoa look at the time!

Algernon Sydney is Dead · Post by **Algernon Sydney is Dead** » Fri Mar 14, 2014 1:43 am

Spindaddy wrote:Centauritas?

I am so stealing that.

A beautiful Centaurita & I
were horsing around.
When she told me, "'Neigh' means 'no'!"
and trampled me into the ground.

Spindaddy · Post by **Spindaddy** » Fri Mar 14, 2014 1:44 am

All my friends knew my Pops had named me after the biggest bad ass he had known. I left out the detail Crazy Joe was a donkey.

Spindaddy · Post by **Spindaddy** » Fri Mar 14, 2014 1:45 am

Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:
Spindaddy wrote:Centauritas?
I am so stealing that.

A beautiful Centaurita & I
were horsing around.
When she told me, "'Neigh' means 'no'!"
and trampled me into the ground.

Haha Thats awesome! And steal away! It's all good!

Winterstein182 · Post by **Winterstein182** » Fri Mar 14, 2014 1:51 am

Female centaurs are rare because they're all used for filly cheesesteaks. The name has mislead many a hungry customer.

Winterstein182 · Post by **Winterstein182** » Fri Mar 14, 2014 1:53 am

Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:A beautiful Centaurita & I
were horsing around.
When she told me, "'Neigh' means 'no'!"
and trampled me into the ground.

NICE!

Algernon Sydney is Dead · Post by **Algernon Sydney is Dead** » Fri Mar 14, 2014 2:00 am

Spindaddy wrote:All my friends knew my Pops had named me after the biggest bad ass he had known. I left out the detail Crazy Joe was a donkey.

Oldie but goodie.

Winterstein182 wrote:Female centaurs are rare because they're all used in philly cheesesteaks. The name has mislead many a hungry customer.

We call that "Gelding the Philly with a filly (named Lily)".

Winterstein182 · Post by **Winterstein182** » Fri Mar 14, 2014 2:37 am

Whoops! I confused philly with filly. I don't care where it's from. I want my big Centaurita sandwich now! Diet soda too!

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