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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Wed Mar 12, 2014 5:43 pm
by strawman
Winterstein182 wrote:Hi! Thank you. It feels good to be here! It's like everything I do is 100 characters now. I hope this isn't a weird disease.
Did you hear the one about one hundred characters going into a bar? Someone called 'em a TWIT!
It was ON.
Fists began to fly.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Wed Mar 12, 2014 7:55 pm
by afgrappin
My friends presented the armored knight, complete with a silk sash that read, "AWARD." Well, I wanted a Sir Prize party.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Wed Mar 12, 2014 8:06 pm
by afgrappin
My car stalled in the parking lot. Damn lemon. I strode into the grocery store. I could exchange it for the mango I wanted.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Wed Mar 12, 2014 8:12 pm
by afgrappin
The 3.14 Cafe is only open 12 hours a year, from 3:14 am to 3:14 pm on March 14th. The price is $3.14 for their special: cake.



...God, I'm a nerd.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Wed Mar 12, 2014 8:24 pm
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
afgrappin wrote:The 3.14 Cafe is only open 12 hours a year, from 3:14 am to 3:14 pm on March 14th. The price is $3.14 for their special: cake.
This would make a fine quirky detail in a larger story. Of course the cafe only appears in years ending in 15.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Wed Mar 12, 2014 8:28 pm
by afgrappin
Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:
afgrappin wrote:The 3.14 Cafe is only open 12 hours a year, from 3:14 am to 3:14 pm on March 14th. The price is $3.14 for their special: cake.
This would make a fine quirky detail in a larger story. Of course the cafe only appears in years ending in 15.

Founded on March 14, 1592 at 6:53.59 (by a 24-hour clock).

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Wed Mar 12, 2014 9:57 pm
by strawman
CAKE? CAKE?!

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Wed Mar 12, 2014 10:29 pm
by Varda
afgrappin wrote:The 3.14 Cafe is only open 12 hours a year, from 3:14 am to 3:14 pm on March 14th. The price is $3.14 for their special: cake.



...God, I'm a nerd.
AHAHAHA! That is awesome.

We celebrated an early Pi Day this weekend. Had friends over, ate pizza with two kinds of pie for dessert. Round foods are the best!

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Thu Mar 13, 2014 3:44 am
by afgrappin
strawman wrote:CAKE? CAKE?!

Oh... dare I go even nerdier? And rhymier?

The cake is a pie.

*walk of shame at own idiocy*

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Thu Mar 13, 2014 10:57 am
by strawman
You need to check the venerable archives. episode 105 by Mur Lafferty, and resultant forums. The Cake/Pie war was short, but bloody, and resulted in the exile of the Cake Eaters from the podcast.
They left and formed cable news.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Thu Mar 13, 2014 2:06 pm
by Winterstein182
Mustang Sally sounded like a real cool chick, until I found out what a centaur smells like. Blind dates can be real tough.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Thu Mar 13, 2014 2:07 pm
by strawman
Winterstein182 wrote:Mustang Sally sounded like a real cool chick, until I found out what a centaur smells like. Blind dates can be real tough.
:lol: Plus, I don't think Centaurs come in "Mares" :shock:

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Fri Mar 14, 2014 1:32 am
by Spindaddy
strawman wrote:
Winterstein182 wrote:Mustang Sally sounded like a real cool chick, until I found out what a centaur smells like. Blind dates can be real tough.
:lol: Plus, I don't think Centaurs come in "Mares" :shock:
Centauras? Centauritas?

Why wouldn't they come in Mares? I mean, sure horses being a different species and all.... wait... I meant.... whoa look at the time!

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Fri Mar 14, 2014 1:43 am
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
Spindaddy wrote:Centauritas?
I am so stealing that. :)

A beautiful Centaurita & I
were horsing around.
When she told me, "'Neigh' means 'no'!"
and trampled me into the ground.

Whats in a Namesake?

Posted: Fri Mar 14, 2014 1:44 am
by Spindaddy
All my friends knew my Pops had named me after the biggest bad ass he had known. I left out the detail Crazy Joe was a donkey.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Fri Mar 14, 2014 1:45 am
by Spindaddy
Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:
Spindaddy wrote:Centauritas?
I am so stealing that. :)

A beautiful Centaurita & I
were horsing around.
When she told me, "'Neigh' means 'no'!"
and trampled me into the ground.
Haha Thats awesome! And steal away! It's all good!

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Fri Mar 14, 2014 1:51 am
by Winterstein182
Female centaurs are rare because they're all used for filly cheesesteaks. The name has mislead many a hungry customer.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Fri Mar 14, 2014 1:53 am
by Winterstein182
Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:A beautiful Centaurita & I
were horsing around.
When she told me, "'Neigh' means 'no'!"
and trampled me into the ground.
NICE!

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Fri Mar 14, 2014 2:00 am
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
Spindaddy wrote:All my friends knew my Pops had named me after the biggest bad ass he had known. I left out the detail Crazy Joe was a donkey.
Oldie but goodie. :)

Winterstein182 wrote:Female centaurs are rare because they're all used in philly cheesesteaks. The name has mislead many a hungry customer.
We call that "Gelding the Philly with a filly (named Lily)".

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Fri Mar 14, 2014 2:37 am
by Winterstein182
Whoops! I confused philly with filly. I don't care where it's from. I want my big Centaurita sandwich now! Diet soda too!