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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Mon Mar 24, 2014 4:45 am
by eric_marsh
I live in my cell with my computer. Everything I know about the world I learned from Facebook. Please don't make me leave.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Mon Mar 24, 2014 12:46 pm
by afgrappin
The Mary Poppins rehab clinic takes the "spoon full of sugar" too far. I'm clean now, but I could do without the diabetes.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Mon Mar 24, 2014 1:44 pm
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
afgrappin wrote:The Mary Poppins rehab clinic takes the "spoon full of sugar" too far. I'm clean now, but I could do without the diabetes.
Huh, I never made the connection before... Remember those tiny little, coffee-stirrer spoons that McDonald's used to carry? Remember why McDonald's stopped carrying them?

"A spoon full of booger-sugar makes the medicine..." Mary Poppins really had the magic dust! :shock: :D

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Mon Mar 24, 2014 3:51 pm
by strawman
MadeintheDark wrote:...Centaur that grows out of a black mare...
Why black mare? Better: Night mare.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Tue Mar 25, 2014 3:55 am
by esjayfox
"Hey baby!" Robot Sally called,jaw motion not quite synced to her voice, "Thirty bucks for a trip to my uncanny valley!"

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Wed Mar 26, 2014 6:51 am
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
The dragon ate me but did not destroy my amulet of protection. Still, after days of battling in intestines, I was pooped.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Wed Mar 26, 2014 2:33 pm
by Spindaddy
Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:The dragon ate me but did not destroy my amulet of protection. Still, after days of battling in intestines, I was pooped.
Before now, I never knew what it was like to snarf coffee. Damn you... some things i just didn't want to know.

But awesome!! Loved it!

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Wed Mar 26, 2014 10:45 pm
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
Thanks! Strawman would say I'm full of, er, crappy puns. :)

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Fri Mar 28, 2014 3:37 pm
by matspalding
I awoke last night and saw a creature standing at the edge of my bed. The creature studied me awhile, it then began to talk.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Fri Mar 28, 2014 4:06 pm
by matspalding
"Jump" the voice said. I look around, nothing. Again "Jump". Suddenly I'm pushed! Falling now, down into the darkness.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Fri Mar 28, 2014 4:14 pm
by Varda
matspalding wrote:"Jump" the voice said. I look around, nothing. Again "Jump". Suddenly I'm pushed! Falling now, down into the darkness.
Welcome, welcome Matspalding! Sometimes the voices in my head don't take "no" for an answer, too. ;)

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Fri Mar 28, 2014 7:12 pm
by jeetkuneluke
eric_marsh wrote:The Monsanto agent says "We're not liable."

My car's last tire pops. The weevils pause but soon return to their feeding.
Ah, corporate America...

Sorry: 'Murica!

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Fri Mar 28, 2014 7:17 pm
by jeetkuneluke
At first I didn’t believe; I was raised a Darwinist. But that plague of locusts made me think...
Maybe there is a Cthulhu.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Fri Mar 28, 2014 9:40 pm
by Bejami
While his friends looked on, Stephen approached the largest, creepiest abandoned building in town: The West End Mall.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Fri Mar 28, 2014 9:44 pm
by Bejami
matspalding wrote:I awoke last night and saw a creature standing at the edge of my bed. The creature studied me awhile, it then began to talk.
The joys of having children?

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sat Mar 29, 2014 12:16 am
by strawman
Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:Thanks! Strawman would say I'm full of, er, crappy puns. :)
Well played, ASID. Well played.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sat Mar 29, 2014 6:29 pm
by eric_marsh
You wiped out everybody but Noah?

He obeyed me when nobody else would. If his offspring do the same humanity will be fine.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sat Mar 29, 2014 9:33 pm
by strawman
Damn offspring.....

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sat Mar 29, 2014 10:19 pm
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
eric_marsh wrote:You wiped out everybody but Noah?

He obeyed me when nobody else would. If his offspring do the same humanity will be fine.
Plus...
strawman wrote:Damn offspring.....
Touché

Noah's blood survived the flood
with two of most every critter.
Unicorns died; Ebola survived.
I, Satan, am not bitter.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Thu Apr 03, 2014 4:51 pm
by BigDumbYak
Swarm

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Run! 

Just keep running. 
Don't look back you fool, go! 

Oh gods, they're catching up. 
Only one chance left. 

Gotta reach the

(I imagine this as an internal voice of a person running. Sounds of panting and voice in a panic, vague buzzing noises in the background. The last thought ends suddenly and all is silent.) Man I wish I had the chops to do a full audio with voice acting and sound effects, etc.