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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Thu Apr 03, 2014 6:03 pm
by tbaker2500
BigDumbYak wrote:Swarm
(I imagine this as an internal voice of a person running. Sounds of panting and voice in a panic, vague buzzing noises in the background. The last thought ends suddenly and all is silent.) Man I wish I had the chops to do a full audio with voice acting and sound effects, etc.
Hey, you know what? At the Dribblecast, we don't care if you sound like a fool! http://www.dribblecast.org
Record, have fun, post!

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Fri Apr 04, 2014 4:30 am
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
The Suzy Craig Diet Program is pricey cardboard meals & sneaky fine print.
I didn't lose a thing but Suzy now looks great!

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sat Apr 05, 2014 3:21 pm
by Amadeus X. Machina
"Wanda," whispers Will wistfully, "we won't wed."
Wanda waits, wordless.
Will weeps.
Wanda wags warmly. "Woof Woof!"

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sat Apr 05, 2014 9:03 pm
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
Amadeus X. Machina wrote:"Wanda," whispers Will wistfully, "we won't wed."
Wanda waits, wordless.
Will weeps.
Wanda wags warmly. "Woof Woof!"
Not to worry. It will be legal in California and Massachusetts any day now.

Welcome aboard, Amadeus X. Machina!

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sun Apr 06, 2014 12:58 am
by tobadzistsini
Concerned about the dearth of genetic diversity in utahraptors, John Hammond issued an amber alert for Jurassic Park.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sun Apr 06, 2014 1:43 am
by eric_marsh
Elija's Biblical numerology proves that the Internet is Satan's tool. Unfortunately he has no way to inform the world.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sun Apr 06, 2014 5:07 pm
by tbaker2500
Amadeus X. Machina wrote:"Wanda," whispers Will wistfully, "we won't wed."
Wanda waits, wordless.
Will weeps.
Wanda wags warmly. "Woof Woof!"
Nicely done. :D

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Mon Apr 07, 2014 1:31 pm
by Amadeus X. Machina
Dear Blue Fairy, I hate being a real boy. Please turn me back into a wooden puppet. A can of insecticide would be nice, too.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Mon Apr 07, 2014 4:31 pm
by TheBigBadG
I'll invent time travel tomorrow, I made myself promise to. It's a promise that I have to keep. I didn't know I owned a gun.

[tweaked to fix a typo...]

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Mon Apr 07, 2014 8:28 pm
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
tobadzistsini wrote:Concerned about the dearth of genetic diversity in utahraptors, John Hammond issued an amber alert for Jurassic Park.
They found a bit of dinosaur DNA in Amber. That lying bitch! I KNEW she was cheating on me.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Mon Apr 07, 2014 11:27 pm
by Spindaddy
Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:
tobadzistsini wrote:Concerned about the dearth of genetic diversity in utahraptors, John Hammond issued an amber alert for Jurassic Park.
They found a bit of dinosaur DNA in Amber. That lying bitch! I KNEW she was cheating on me.
Archaeologists love to bone!

This one made me laugh, good job!

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Wed Apr 09, 2014 2:57 pm
by eric_marsh
Everything I touch turns to gold but my touch can't create mass. The Earth will soon be much smaller, but it will be shiny.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Wed Apr 09, 2014 4:51 pm
by Culhwch
The maggots that feast on me will devour you as well. We will mix in their distended stomachs. Flies will be our children.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Wed Apr 09, 2014 8:04 pm
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
Culhwch wrote:We will mix in their distended stomachs. Flies will be our children.
How romantic!

Welcome aboard, Culhwch!

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2014 12:08 am
by Bejami
People always assume the Boogeyman would have some big hulking beast of a dog, but he actually owns a Jack Russel Terror.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2014 1:52 am
by Amadeus X. Machina
There once was a man from Nantucket
Whose decision to stop participating in National Poetry Month was widely applauded

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2014 2:12 am
by ROU Killing Time
Amadeus X. Machina wrote:There once was a man from Nantucket
Whose decision to stop participating in National Poetry Month was widely applauded
By all except ASID who was put out of work by the decision.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2014 2:48 am
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
The man from Nantucket has kicked the bucket,
but never you fear, ASiD is here!
They're mad rhymes
not soft-core crimes.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2014 4:55 am
by MatWeller
Excited to see a Martian feline, NASA spun the view to the tracks behind the rover, only to find Curiosity had killed the cat.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2014 5:01 am
by tbaker2500
MatWeller wrote:Excited to see a Martian feline, NASA spun the view to the tracks behind the rover, only to find Curiosity had killed the cat.
Hahahaha! Awesome.