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Post by Spindaddy » Wed Apr 30, 2014 6:45 pm

JarodKAnderson wrote:I tried to lure the viking into drowning, but he was too buoyant. You can lead a Norse to water, but you can't make him sink.
I blasted out a loud HA! at this one! Excellant!

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Post by Spindaddy » Wed Apr 30, 2014 6:58 pm

"Look Mom why is this a big deal? I just ignited the man's passion!"
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Post by strawman » Wed Apr 30, 2014 10:07 pm

Sounds like a campaign promise.
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Post by JarodKAnderson » Thu May 01, 2014 3:17 am

"Milady, let down your hair," cried the noble prince. A large rabbit fell from the tower window. Ra-pun-zel snickered.

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Post by JarodKAnderson » Thu May 01, 2014 3:24 am

This new species will bare my name," said Dr. John Opossum. "Why can't we name it after me?" asked Dr. Cornelius Shitrat.


(There. That one isn't technically a pun. Happy?)

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Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Thu May 01, 2014 3:26 am

JarodKAnderson wrote:"Milady, let down your hair," cried the noble prince. A large rabbit fell from the tower window. Ra-pun-zel snickered.
Good one.

Lepus logic? That's quite a leap to think that tossing her hare to, no-doubt, grievous injury qualifies as "let down". Unless she promised the poor rabbit to stop maiming it for laughs. :)

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Post by tbaker2500 » Thu May 01, 2014 3:32 am

JarodKAnderson wrote:"Milady, let down your hair," cried the noble prince. A large rabbit fell from the tower window. Ra-pun-zel snickered.
Awful. I love it!
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Post by Spindaddy » Thu May 01, 2014 11:37 pm

JarodKAnderson wrote:This new species will bare my name," said Dr. John Opossum. "Why can't we name it after me?" asked Dr. Cornelius Shitrat.


(There. That one isn't technically a pun. Happy?)
OMG Dad! You ran over a shitrat back there!

Junior! Get away from that thing! Aw Mom, its just a Shitrat pretending it's dead.

Remember, if the bear comes close, fall to the ground and play Shitrat. It will think you're dead and leave you alone.

Yes.. We need to rename the possum to the Shitrat.
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Post by brainz » Fri May 02, 2014 11:01 pm

They said she would float if she were truly a witch...They forgot to mention she might raise an undead army to kill us all.

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Post by brainz » Fri May 02, 2014 11:39 pm

I crossed the Dark Forest, climbed the treacherous Fire Mountain, and finally slew the dragon...man, was PETA pissed.

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Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Sat May 03, 2014 1:58 am

brainz wrote:They said she would float if she were truly a witch...They forgot to mention she might raise an undead army to kill us all.
Yeah, that's not Cricket! Witches are just supposed to blight crops and cause stillborn calves. That zombie shit is, uh, overkill!

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Post by inkhat » Sat May 03, 2014 8:20 pm

At the end of the date they looked at her photos. “This is my favorite” she said. It was him, years ago. They were all of him.

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Post by JarodKAnderson » Sat May 03, 2014 8:48 pm

When Boxcar Barbie packed her bindle she thought she was riding the rails to her one true love, but Hoboken was a let down.

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Post by unreliable narrator » Sun May 04, 2014 4:46 pm

Sunlight crept into my room on golden sandaled feet and I sniffed audibly. "Did you tread dogshit into the house again?"
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Post by Spindaddy » Sun May 04, 2014 5:14 pm

unreliable narrator wrote:Sunlight crept into my room on golden sandaled feet and I sniffed audibly. "Did you tread dogshit into the house again?"
Haha, I can totally picture somebody's hippie mom yelling this at them.
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Post by JarodKAnderson » Mon May 05, 2014 12:35 am

"Ignore the pickle at your peril, gentleman," the general had said before being speared. At least now, we knew the dill.

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Post by Will_D » Mon May 05, 2014 5:35 pm

As the fires spread out of the cities and closed in on their plains, the Elephantrees said "forget this, we're leaving."

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Welcome aboard, Will_D!

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Post by JarodKAnderson » Tue May 06, 2014 1:49 am

"Fame has changed you, bro," said Desert Whatsit. Forest Doodad and Mountain Chotski nodded. Swamp Thing looked hurt.

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Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Tue May 06, 2014 2:01 am

Out of the mouths of babes, come unspeakable tentacled horrors. We really shouldn't have let Zeb into the genetics lab.

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