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Post by JarodKAnderson » Thu May 08, 2014 7:16 pm

brainz wrote:Conspiracy. 8)

Let's try again:

It was his birthday...so we got him a present, made him a little cake and hat...and even loosened his chains a little bit.

Safety First:

Blue shackles if it's a boy. Pink if it's a girl. Yellow, if it's something else. Proper bondage and then proper bonding.

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Post by MadeintheDark » Thu May 08, 2014 9:37 pm

Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:
MadeintheDark wrote:"You are just an old Hippie.", she said
"I am not old!" he said
"But mommy said you were a Hippie and you have a groovy face."


A shot across thy bow, Sir Sydney of Algernon Dead.
Hah! The SOB in question was offline for 12 hours. You missed.

We had a groovy kind of love:
My carpenter friend mentioned a tongue-and-groove joint. So we went there. We spent the whole night licking vinyl LPs.
Heh I posted 05-07 11:27am quoted post Wed May 07, 2014 6:30 pm. What is this 12 hour business or is the SOB you teehee...

Regardless your's is so much better :) . We are bested!

With the reverence of a Samurai Warrior presenting his Kantana. I prostate myself before you ask and that you accept my far out and groovy clipped ponytail as a token of my respect.

PS... I had it deloused :)
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Post by JarodKAnderson » Fri May 09, 2014 3:13 am

"G-g-g-ghost!" yelled Steve, ashamed about his stutter. "St-St-St-Steve!" yelled the ghost. It was mean-spirited.

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Post by strawman » Fri May 09, 2014 4:10 am

Not to mention a violation of federal law.
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Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Fri May 09, 2014 6:11 am

MadeintheDark wrote:
Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote: Hah! The SOB in question was offline for 12 hours. You missed.
Heh I posted 05-07 11:27am quoted post Wed May 07, 2014 6:30 pm. What is this 12 hour business or is the SOB you teehee...
Oh dear, I hadn't even thought that that could be misread. :oops: Of course I was the SOB and also the one offline while you were firing your shot.

Since they made me a mod here, I will not publicly call anyone but myself names (at least without one Hell of a lot more booze and provocation). </self deprecate fail>
Sorry.

MadeintheDark wrote:With the reverence of a Samurai Warrior presenting his Kantana. I prostate myself before you ask and that you accept my far out and groovy clipped ponytail as a token of my respect.

PS... I had it deloused :)
Okay but then you have to accept my old ponytail. All the original critters should have died by now (I think their descendants reside in my beard). Also, I have a couple mullets free to a good (read: "not fast enough to say no") home. :)

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Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Fri May 09, 2014 6:23 am

JarodKAnderson wrote:"G-g-g-ghost!" yelled Steve, ashamed about his stutter. "St-St-St-Steve!" yelled the ghost. It was mean-spirited.
Good; keep 'em comin'!

That's what Steve gets for consulting a mean-ium. Or was that a psychic fiend?

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Post by MadeintheDark » Fri May 09, 2014 2:00 pm


The same dream.. long crowded corridor, glazed windowed doors.
Terror.. I can't find my locker
Relief.. I'm not naked.
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Post by JarodKAnderson » Fri May 09, 2014 8:00 pm

I tried to look out and listen in, but I switched the prepositions. Not sure where I am now, but I have a R'lyeh bad feeling.

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Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Fri May 09, 2014 11:06 pm

:)

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Post by inkhat » Sat May 10, 2014 4:17 am

Sitter-bot didn't eat or feel, but when Emma handed her a carrot she ate it and picked the shreds out of her gears at night.

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Post by JarodKAnderson » Sat May 10, 2014 4:33 am

inkhat wrote:Sitter-bot didn't eat or feel, but when Emma handed her a carrot she ate it and picked the shreds out of her gears at night.
That is both sweet and a creepy image.

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Post by david.ac » Sat May 10, 2014 1:17 pm

The crows lay flapping and twitching, badly wounded, but together they would survive. It was only an attempted murder.

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Post by MissBrazen » Sat May 10, 2014 2:57 pm

"It's your favorite, a ripe Brie. Go get it!" Squeak sniffed, bit, tugged and - SNAP! It truly pays to be the second mouse.
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Post by tbaker2500 » Sat May 10, 2014 3:33 pm

david.ac wrote:The crows lay flapping and twitching, badly wounded, but together they would survive. It was only an attempted murder.
Awesome. :D
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Post by MissBrazen » Sat May 10, 2014 5:03 pm

My favorite cannibal couldn't be anyone but Papa, but then I haven't yet tried Aunt May with the hollandaise and capers.

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Post by MissBrazen » Sat May 10, 2014 5:15 pm

Just twenty one seconds left 'til I implode. Sharp regrets. I must quickly send my son all my . . . - Damn miscalculations!
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Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Sat May 10, 2014 11:02 pm

MissBrazen wrote:"It's your favorite, a ripe Brie. Go get it!" Squeak sniffed, bit, tugged and - SNAP! It truly pays to be the second mouse.
Good debut twabbles!
(I don't get the third twabble, but I want to.)

Welcome aboard, MissBrazen!

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Post by JarodKAnderson » Sun May 11, 2014 12:10 am

"They call me Bean-Hammer Legume's Bane," said the warrior. "Well," said the Inn Keeper, "what do you want for dinner?"

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Post by inkhat » Sun May 11, 2014 1:41 am

Given the recent tensions in the Ukraine, Snackworks determined this maybe wasn't the best time to debut the Fig Putin.

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Watch Where it Went

Post by Squishbot » Sun May 11, 2014 7:16 pm

Tim saw something up a head; it was his watch. It must have fallen off his wrist when he was pulling out the person’s brain.

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