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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Fri May 16, 2014 6:08 pm
by tbaker2500
Nice one. Welcome to the forums!

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Fri May 16, 2014 6:59 pm
by JarodKAnderson
Squee1313 wrote:Deep in the Everglades, graveyard for secrets and sins, an outboard motor rumbles a funeral dirge, late into the night.
Nice. Very evocative.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sat May 17, 2014 1:48 am
by Varda
Squee1313 wrote:Deep in the Everglades, graveyard for secrets and sins, an outboard motor rumbles a funeral dirge, late into the night.
Nicely done. Welcome to the neighborhood. :)

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sun May 18, 2014 12:04 am
by unseentangerine
Ep. 324
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My favorite part of this story, the 71 seconds of silence at the end!
But seriously, that outro was great. Made me giggle.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sun May 18, 2014 6:35 am
by JarodKAnderson
The werewolf thinks back on a life spent sowing fear and mayhem as the moon rises over a nearby hilltop. It gives him paws.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sun May 18, 2014 8:08 am
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
Puns chomping at the bit? Alas, not every dog hunts. But if it annoys Strawman, it's worth it! :mrgreen:

Varda wrote:
Squee1313 wrote:Deep in the Everglades, graveyard for secrets and sins, an outboard motor rumbles a funeral dirge, late into the night.
Nicely done. Welcome to the neighborhood. :)
Agree. Great début. But, should we call the DA? :?

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sun May 18, 2014 11:02 am
by ROU Killing Time
JarodKAnderson wrote:The werewolf thinks back on a life spent sowing fear and mayhem as the moon rises over a nearby hilltop. It gives him paws.
Delightfully dreadful.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Mon May 19, 2014 6:28 am
by JarodKAnderson
For my last wish, I meant to ask the genie for those tiny cinnamon rolls I like. I guess "cenobites" wasn't the right word.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Mon May 19, 2014 8:55 am
by ROU Killing Time
JarodKAnderson wrote:For my last wish, I meant to ask the genie for those tiny cinnamon rolls I like. I guess "cenobites" wasn't the right word.
Pronunciation is important.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Mon May 19, 2014 10:17 pm
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
JMiriah wrote:At the hike's end we found seal skins scattered all over that beach. "Let's go," I said. "But first, let me take a Selkie."
At first I thought this might be a reference to some Australian TV ad. I was so, so wrong. :( :?
I blissfully never knew about this meme and habit and "song" (all are even more marks of shame upon the Obama generations) until now.
Darn you! Darn you to Heck!

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Tue May 20, 2014 1:06 am
by JMiriah
Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:
JMiriah wrote:At the hike's end we found seal skins scattered all over that beach. "Let's go," I said. "But first, let me take a Selkie."
At first I thought this might be a reference to some Australian TV ad. I was so, so wrong. :( :?
I blissfully never knew about this meme and habit and "song" (all are even more marks of shame upon the Obama generations) until now.
Darn you! Darn you to Heck!
lol, This came to me after being stuck in a minivan for an hour with my twin 13-year-old girls and two of their friends, listening to their "music" and conversation.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Tue May 20, 2014 1:43 am
by unseentangerine
"Bring me: a grimoire, wolf snot and a yeasty lump, and I will make your podcast another episode!" cackled the conjurer.
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"Please? He's a good cat," Nell begged. "We can't move with him—you love cats!"
"Honestly, my freezer's full already."


true story

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Wed May 21, 2014 3:39 am
by JarodKAnderson
I was terrified when I heard a Pterodactyl urinating on the roof. Relieved, I remembered Pterodactyls have silent P's.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Wed May 21, 2014 3:42 am
by JarodKAnderson
My apartment may be strewn with panda limbs, but just let somebody try and take them from me. I have the right to bear arms.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Wed May 21, 2014 4:57 am
by tbaker2500
Wow.
Just... Wow.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Wed May 21, 2014 10:34 am
by strawman
The farce is powerful in this one.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Wed May 21, 2014 10:18 pm
by unseentangerine
Father McCartney was torn and died before deciding whether to take up the violin or the viola. He ended up in viol-limbo.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Fri May 23, 2014 12:56 pm
by Genesius
"Snatch the pebble from my hand, Grasshopper" said the ancient master. The insect ignored this and simply hopped away.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Fri May 23, 2014 5:46 pm
by Genesius
The witch added eye of Newt to the boiling cauldron, which explains the eyepatch Mr. Gingrich is often seen wearing now.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Fri May 23, 2014 9:44 pm
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
Genesius wrote:"Snatch the pebble from my hand, Grasshopper" said the ancient master. The insect ignored this and simply hopped away.
Yes, the insects always ignore their masters. That's why we squi... uh... never mind.

Not bad.