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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Fri May 30, 2014 6:53 am
by ROU Killing Time
Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:As top banana in our resistance group, I executed 2 men for horseplay.
Gorilla warfare isn't monkey business, you know.
If only "horseplay" were exchanged for another simian synonym, this would be perfect.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Fri May 30, 2014 7:03 am
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
Just think of those monkeys (NTBCW "Monkies") riding horses, in the circus, and all should be right in your world. :P

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sun Jun 01, 2014 7:06 pm
by eric_marsh
The world faded and Sam was drawn to the light. He saw smoke and heard zaps as other souls touched the wire surrounding it.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Mon Jun 02, 2014 10:35 pm
by JarodKAnderson
Wolfman lawyer knew the contract wouldn't hold up as written. Luckily he had just the right clause to correct the issue.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Mon Jun 02, 2014 10:42 pm
by JarodKAnderson
The lamprey army did not mourn for their fallen comrades. "After all," they said, "there's a sucker born every minute."

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Mon Jun 02, 2014 10:51 pm
by strawman
Ever since Jarod was a tot, he made awful jokes that made people groan. His parents referred to him as their little cereal punster.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Mon Jun 02, 2014 11:05 pm
by JarodKAnderson
strawman wrote:Ever since Jarod was a tot, he made awful jokes that made people groan. His parents referred to him as their little cereal punster.
I guess they should have pun-ished me.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Tue Jun 03, 2014 3:01 am
by Spindaddy
Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:
emily wrote:The dentist screamed at the eye peering from his patient's gum. He had gazed into the abscess and the abscess gazed back.
Sweet.
Possible titles:
  • Incisor
  • Malocclusion
  • "Eye Teeth" seems a little too on the nose. ;)
Haha!

Loved this one! Good work!

No Ragrats?!

Posted: Tue Jun 03, 2014 4:07 am
by Spindaddy
The moonlight shone on the bloody ruin of my right hand. Joe smirked and I had to admit I no longer lived a life sans regret.





(Note: Misspelling in title intention)

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Tue Jun 03, 2014 4:13 am
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
Gotta hand it ta Joe. ;)

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Wed Jun 04, 2014 4:18 am
by JarodKAnderson
"We'll make it," lied our guide. The horizon's jaws loomed beyond the red hill, light fading behind mountainous teeth.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Wed Jun 04, 2014 6:46 am
by Spindaddy
Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:Gotta hand it ta Joe. ;)
I daresay Joe was a smashing success.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Thu Jun 05, 2014 12:52 am
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
40 years, alone in my lab, & I'd encoded the char set into 4 bits! Oh, the punch card savings! My work was called half ASCII.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Fri Jun 06, 2014 6:44 am
by munsi
"I am here!" I scream impotently up to the heavens. An impassive universe stares back, silent in its judgment. #twitter

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Fri Jun 06, 2014 6:51 am
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
munsi wrote:"I am here!" I scream impotently up to the heavens. An impassive universe stares back, silent in its judgment. #twitter
Sa-weet! But, there's no ellipsis ("...") .
Who are you and what have you done with Munsi?! :x

PS: My test Twitter accounts (The only kind I have) have more followers than you... Neener, neener, neener! :wink:

Start of an Epidemic

Posted: Sat Jun 07, 2014 7:37 am
by Haulinrocks
Someone was supposed to sterilize the dish I’m living in. They were a little lazy. Now I’m coming for you. Look out world!

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sat Jun 07, 2014 8:55 am
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
Welcome aboard, Haulinrocks!

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sat Jun 07, 2014 10:37 am
by Haulinrocks
Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:Welcome aboard, Haulinrocks!
Thank you! I've been listening to The Drabblecast for a couple years now and have wanted to try to write a one hundred character story for a while. It's not as easy as I expected it to be!

Re: Start of an Epidemic

Posted: Sat Jun 07, 2014 3:58 pm
by tbaker2500
Haulinrocks wrote:Someone was supposed to sterilize the dish I’m living in. They were a little lazy. Now I’m coming for you. Look out world!
Nice one. It's great when a long-time listener joins the fray.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Mon Jun 09, 2014 9:55 pm
by unseentangerine
O'Riley threw back another pint. Six more and he collapsed dead in peanut shells. Doc Sean determined he died of thirst.