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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Mon Jun 23, 2014 5:27 am
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
Jackie Paper was too slow.
Puff, the magic dragon,
got the munchies
& gobbled up a little snack
in a land called Honah Lee.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Mon Jun 23, 2014 10:26 pm
by Caustic Reverie
Jan dropped the newspaper. “It’s done,” she said, stepping over the pile of dead butterflies. The time machine vanished.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Mon Jun 23, 2014 10:32 pm
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
Caustic Reverie wrote:Jan dropped the newspaper. “It’s done,” she said, stepping over the pile of dead butterflies. The time machine vanished.
Not bad, but it's too long.
Twabbles are required to be exactly 100 characters, not counting whitespace.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Tue Jun 24, 2014 12:24 am
by bryanwitha_y
The colonists of Mars stood in reverent silence, now alone, as they watched the solar blast strip away all life on Earth.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Tue Jun 24, 2014 12:30 am
by bryanwitha_y
The researchers studied the odd shift in the Moon's spin. Some unseen body must have just passed it. Something massive.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Tue Jun 24, 2014 4:38 am
by Caustic Reverie
Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:
Caustic Reverie wrote:Jan dropped the newspaper. “It’s done,” she said, stepping over the pile of dead butterflies. The time machine vanished.
Not bad, but it's too long.
Twabbles are required to be exactly 100 characters, not counting whitespace.
Yikes! I must have nudged something the wrong way on the third revision. Good catch. It should work with "melted" as the last word.

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Large birds screeched the intro to “Hotel California” yet again. Dan groaned. “Don’t you eagles know any other songs?”

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Tue Jun 24, 2014 2:11 pm
by bryanwitha_y
Dr. McKay then came to the realization that life was so fragile. He intended to thoroughly study just how fragile it was.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2014 5:45 am
by tbaker2500
bryanwitha_y wrote:Dr. McKay then came to the realization that life was so fragile. He intended to thoroughly study just how fragile it was.
Ha! Nice one. Leaves you imagining the follow up.

What? No cats?

Posted: Thu Jun 26, 2014 3:11 am
by Spindaddy
"I'm sorry but you aren't a REAL author. Sure you've published a book or two, but you don't have any cats! Phony amateur!"

Conscious explosion:

Posted: Thu Jun 26, 2014 5:41 am
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
You've come to me to expand your consciousness, so I will. First we remove your bony constrictions. Your skull has to go.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Thu Jun 26, 2014 5:51 am
by tbaker2500
Gawd, some nice ones here! I can't come up with good ones, so I'll just compliment you's.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Fri Jun 27, 2014 3:52 pm
by Caustic Reverie
No more directions, only laughter from the GPS as Abe’s car sank into the lake, sounding like an echo of his late ex-wife.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Fri Jun 27, 2014 6:24 pm
by strawman
That would be a popular app.

The Penguin Lover

Posted: Sat Jun 28, 2014 12:35 am
by JoshPeters
The white crane and the grey penguin made a strange couple but when they fed each other fish the other birds felt jealous.

Alien Press conference

Posted: Sat Jun 28, 2014 3:51 am
by Spindaddy
"Next question!" barked the alien. "What's with the rectal probes?" asked the mayor. "No teeth in that end, duh! Next!"

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sat Jun 28, 2014 4:02 pm
by tobadzistsini
From out of the blue, a swarm of saucers blotted out the sun. Beachgoers would catch some rays today. Martian death rays.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sat Jun 28, 2014 5:49 pm
by tbaker2500
tobadzistsini wrote:From out of the blue, a swarm of saucers blotted out the sun. Beachgoers would catch some rays today. Martian death rays.
Hell yea.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Mon Jun 30, 2014 12:26 pm
by Caustic Reverie
Cy mapped out every path to checkmate in the first four nanoseconds and spent the rest of the match pondering diplomacy.

Wedding Bliss

Posted: Mon Jun 30, 2014 4:02 pm
by JoshPeters
The barefoot wedding guests enjoyed themselves until Jake let an angry Emu out of its cage.

The screams lasted til dawn.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Mon Jun 30, 2014 11:55 pm
by bryanwitha_y
"You didn't read the prenup closely enough," she seethed as she hefted the axe. "If you leave, I get half of everything."