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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Tue Jul 01, 2014 3:04 am
by JarodKAnderson
Singularity achieved, the all-being yawned a collective yawn and settled in for a billionth game of cosmic solitaire.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Tue Jul 01, 2014 2:07 pm
by afgrappin
Hush little baby don't you cry
Monsters can sing lullabies
If you keep on making peeps
I'll bite your neck until you sleep

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Tue Jul 01, 2014 2:20 pm
by afgrappin
Pressure built up in my core, and my guts tightened. I scoured the ruins, desperate for someone who might pull my finger.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Tue Jul 01, 2014 7:56 pm
by dookiedan
First Twabble - the first time is always painful...


"The guitar strings - they sound nice," she said. "Gut is best, you know," he replied, rubbing balm onto her belly scars.

I do not know how I have survived without these podcasts - they workday has never had such thoughtful distractions,

dookiedan

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Tue Jul 01, 2014 8:04 pm
by dookiedan
The sun warmed her skin. The glow, the glisten. With no microwave, Jimmy had to make do. If only he could find the ketchup.

Dookiedan :P

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Tue Jul 01, 2014 8:46 pm
by dookiedan
The trifecta - Three in my first day. I seem to have a theme on the brain...


"Whah! I want my mama!" the child screamed. "Now, now," his uncle replied. "It's your sister's turn to pick the entree."

Scalp Head Woman

Posted: Tue Jul 01, 2014 9:29 pm
by JoshPeters
He stroked her long blond hair and promised that he would always keep her safe.

Then he added her scalp to his collection.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Tue Jul 01, 2014 11:59 pm
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
dookiedan wrote:"The guitar strings - they sound nice," she said. "Gut is best, you know," he replied, rubbing balm onto her belly scars.
Good one.

Welcome aboard, Dookiedan!

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Thu Jul 03, 2014 12:55 am
by KelliottFace
The deer grinned, caught as it was under Amy's car, revealing two rows of human teeth.
"So sorry for the damage," it said.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Thu Jul 03, 2014 3:14 am
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
KelliottFace wrote:The deer grinned, caught as it was under Amy's car, revealing two rows of human teeth.
"So sorry for the damage," it said.
I confess that I don't grok this one.

Nevertheless, Welcome aboard, KelliottFace!

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Thu Jul 03, 2014 7:55 am
by ROU Killing Time
Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:
KelliottFace wrote:The deer grinned, caught as it was under Amy's car, revealing two rows of human teeth.
"So sorry for the damage," it said.
I confess that I don't grok this one.

Nevertheless, Welcome aboard, KelliottFace!
Some art is meant to be appreciated if not understood. It's strange, that's for sure (and therefore appropriate for DC.)

Orders must be obeyed

Posted: Thu Jul 03, 2014 12:06 pm
by dookiedan
The order came: "Fire at will." As my finger gripped the trigger, it was not without hesitation. Will was my best friend.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Thu Jul 03, 2014 12:26 pm
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
Ah, the old "Whimsical Will" gag from Dr Demento. Pretty sure it's been around for a few hundred years ("Fire at William" ... "Do Tell."), but don't have time to search for a citation.

Now if you were burning Mr. Atwill at the stake, that would be a nice variant. :)

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Thu Jul 03, 2014 5:29 pm
by KelliottFace
"I don't even like men," says Marny, glaring at the smiling soul.
Says the Angel, "But this is your man date from heaven!"



Thursdays are National Bad Pun Days. And by national I mean in my head.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Thu Jul 03, 2014 6:11 pm
by bryanwitha_y
They say that they care, but if they truly wanted to cure me of my paranoia, they'd stop lacing my medication with poison.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Thu Jul 03, 2014 6:18 pm
by bryanwitha_y
High in the tower, he could see all latent realities. He knew he couldn't stay. He leaped, hoping one would take him home.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Thu Jul 03, 2014 6:28 pm
by bryanwitha_y
At the sound, he slowed time. Soon he knew the bullet was unavoidable. So, he stayed in that moment, forever about to die.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Fri Jul 04, 2014 6:48 am
by tbaker2500
KelliottFace wrote:"I don't even like men," says Marny, glaring at the smiling soul.
Says the Angel, "But this is your man date from heaven!"



Thursdays are National Bad Pun Days. And by national I mean in my head.
Nice one. :-)
Keep 'em coming!

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Fri Jul 04, 2014 10:32 am
by unseentangerine
"Mr. Milan, you're out of the dog show," said the official.
"Why?" he objected.
"You used performance enhancing pugs."

:roll:

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Fri Jul 04, 2014 11:49 am
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
unseentangerine wrote:"Mr. Milan, you're out of the dog show," said the official.
"Why?" he objected.
"You used performance enhancing pugs."
:)
Westminster Dog Show Accused of Using Performance Enhancing Pugs