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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2014 6:27 am
by bryanwitha_y
He needed perfection. He measured the limbs compulsively once more. Father had taught him: "Measure twice, cut once."

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2014 6:39 am
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
bryanwitha_y wrote:The Creator made a mistake when having the animals named. He only made moles, and there were 6.022x10^23 Adams per mole.
This twabble has a certain chemistry...

But it's more properly molecules per mole. That's why they call them "mole cules" :P

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2014 7:10 am
by bryanwitha_y
Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:
bryanwitha_y wrote:The Creator made a mistake when having the animals named. He only made moles, and there were 6.022x10^23 Adams per mole.
This twabble has a certain chemistry...

But it's more properly molecules per mole. That's why they call them "mole cules" :P
And wrong we both are for saying 6.022x10^23 things per mole, as it's like saying 12 eggs per dozen, or two socks per pair.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2014 3:35 pm
by Spindaddy
unreliable narrator wrote:My mum told me having one testicle does not make someone a freak but I still say it's creepy and she should have it removed.
This one is awesome. It made me blast out a laugh. Keep them coming!

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Thu Jul 10, 2014 11:14 am
by bryanwitha_y
The keyboard clacked away on its own. In awe, Bill from IT touched the keyboard. The invisible man filed an HR complaint.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Thu Jul 10, 2014 10:38 pm
by unreliable narrator
I always knew my ex-wife had a tender side. Unfortunately I had to throw the rest away as it was mainly fatty and inedible.

if at first you don't succeed...

Posted: Fri Jul 11, 2014 2:30 am
by tobadzistsini
Wesley was certain no one was around before whispering to the replicator. "Me, with some fava beans and a nice chianti."

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Fri Jul 11, 2014 3:13 am
by tbaker2500
unreliable narrator wrote:I always knew my ex-wife had a tender side. Unfortunately I had to throw the rest away as it was mainly fatty and inedible.
Ha! Nice!

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Fri Jul 11, 2014 12:37 pm
by afgrappin
I sidled up to the beautiful stranger and gave my best pick up line. "Did it hurt?" I woke to see Lucifer glaring down at me.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sat Jul 12, 2014 3:47 pm
by unreliable narrator
Mod note: This refers to a discussion that was subsequently split to the Twabble censorship thread.
Wow. Thanks for your support guys. It means alot! You may have to put up with a few more of my ramblings afterall.....

The chef lay crumpled and bleeding under a pile of cooling patisserie. The angry mob satisfied after his public sconing

Thanks for the dedication Bryanwitha_y but it appears reports of my demise have been wildy exaggerated :)

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sat Jul 12, 2014 6:17 pm
by unreliable narrator
I took my girlfriend to the zoo last weekend but the only animal they had was a little dog sitting in a cage.

It was a shitzu.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sat Jul 12, 2014 6:47 pm
by unreliable narrator
"Hey Daddy there's a lady jogging over there."
Sorry, we need room in the trunk for groceries but good eye, son, good eye.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sat Jul 12, 2014 7:01 pm
by unreliable narrator
To save money my girlfriend bought cheap toilet paper, but it was a bad decision and now we've got a real mess on our hands.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sat Jul 12, 2014 11:21 pm
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
unreliable narrator wrote:I took my girlfriend to the zoo last weekend but the only animal they had was a little dog sitting in a cage.

It was a shitzu.
LOL! Good one. But as a dog lover, I'm highly offended. take it back. ;)

unreliable narrator wrote:To save money my girlfriend bought cheap toilet paper, but it was a bad decision and now we've got a real mess on our hands.
:D Another good one! You're on a roll.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sun Jul 13, 2014 9:26 am
by bryanwitha_y
The marionette boy dreamt of a world enveloped in string, from city to tree to cloud to moon. The freedom to fly anywhere.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sun Jul 13, 2014 8:05 pm
by Spindaddy
Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:
unreliable narrator wrote:I took my girlfriend to the zoo last weekend but the only animal they had was a little dog sitting in a cage.

It was a shitzu.
LOL! Good one. But as a dog lover, I'm highly offended. take it back. ;)
As a pussy lover, I'm offended you like dogs! #kittykat4life

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sun Jul 13, 2014 8:09 pm
by ROU Killing Time
bryanwitha_y wrote:The marionette boy dreamt of a world enveloped in string, from city to tree to cloud to moon. The freedom to fly anywhere.
This twabble brought to you by DirecTV.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Mon Jul 14, 2014 6:54 pm
by MadeintheDark
I read and I watch.
I am offended.
I look right, look left, look up and look down.
I am offended.
I search myself.
I am alone.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Tue Jul 15, 2014 3:43 pm
by unreliable narrator
Droplets of greenish slime dripped from the ceiling of the escape pod forming a gelatinous pool.
So much for a fast exit.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Wed Jul 16, 2014 3:26 am
by JoshPeters
My heart beats with a great strength and passion for you my love.

I only wish you hadn't kept me alive while you removed it.