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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Wed Jul 16, 2014 1:43 pm
by JoshPeters
Seven wizards danced around a boiling cauldron casting their incantations until two words broke the spell.

Soup's on!

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Wed Jul 16, 2014 3:43 pm
by tbaker2500
Nice ones!

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Wed Jul 16, 2014 7:41 pm
by MadeintheDark
Twabbler's Nightmare
or
8 Characters short of the best close EVER!
The dark place. The dark below the dark where sweat is born, void of all truth
where hope and punchlines will never exist.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Wed Jul 16, 2014 8:20 pm
by MadeintheDark
bryanwitha_y wrote:The marionette boy dreamt of a world enveloped in string, from city to tree to cloud to moon. The freedom to fly anywhere.

I love a magic closer!

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Wed Jul 16, 2014 8:37 pm
by Caustic Reverie
Large birds screeched the intro to “Hotel California” yet again. Dan groaned. “Don’t you eagles know any other songs?”

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Wed Jul 16, 2014 9:22 pm
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
Caustic Reverie wrote:...“Don’t you eagles know any other songs?”
Don't say that! They get way worse when they break up. :?

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Wed Jul 16, 2014 9:27 pm
by MadeintheDark
The King ruled the land in a stormy rage. Since he'd found the Queen under the Knave. Perhaps peace was just a shuffle away

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Wed Jul 16, 2014 9:48 pm
by MadeintheDark
Quantum Mechanics allows that cheese spread could materialize on a Ritz cracker out of nowhere but only in a pipedream.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Wed Jul 16, 2014 10:02 pm
by MadeintheDark
The gentle curve of her back. The infinite roundness of her bottom.. wait a minute, did I just gendersize the number six?

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Thu Jul 17, 2014 1:30 am
by strawman
God's Spirit had a problem hearing voiceless velar fricatives. The number of the beast should read "sick, sick, sick".

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Thu Jul 17, 2014 1:50 am
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
strawman wrote:God's Spirit had a problem hearing voiceless velar fricatives. The number of the beast should read "sick, sick, sick".
:)
But, never mind that. St. John was able to understand (mostly) Modern English! (And modern number notation)

It's a miracle! :P

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Thu Jul 17, 2014 3:11 pm
by MadeintheDark
strawman wrote:God's Spirit had a problem hearing voiceless velar fricatives. The number of the beast should read "sick, sick, sick".
Does a voiceless entity actually have a tongue and soft palate? Can I actually use the the adjective 'fricative' to describe saying the word 'six' in my head? And why hell is the 'Spirit up-capped'? Help me straw man, these issues kept me up half the night. :twisted:

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Thu Jul 17, 2014 4:16 pm
by strawman
MadeintheDark wrote: Does a voiceless entity actually have a tongue and soft palate?
It is actually the lack of a tongue and soft palate that is the most likely cause of the problem.
MadeintheDark wrote:Can I actually use the the adjective 'fricative' to describe saying the word 'six' in my head?
If you have a tongue and a soft palate, you probably can.
MadeintheDark wrote:And why hell is the 'Spirit up-capped'? Help me straw man, these issues kept me up half the night. :twisted:
Why do you think angels dance on the head of pins?
[ "Quantum Gravity Treatment of the Angel Density Problem". Annals of Improbable Research. 2001. Retrieved 2013-05-10. See http://www.improbable.com/airchives/pap ... ls-7-3.htm ]

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Thu Jul 17, 2014 4:20 pm
by strawman
Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote: St. John was able to understand (mostly) Modern English! (And modern number notation)
English, God's official language since 1611.

Mean spirited religious twabble

Posted: Thu Jul 17, 2014 6:44 pm
by dookiedan
"Ah, vacation. Perfect. Tell me why everyone is wearing robes."
"That sign says Vatican, not vacation! Now bend over."

Future relationships

Posted: Thu Jul 17, 2014 7:12 pm
by dookiedan
The dating scene on Neptune was lame, but his last post had been great. Crazy chicks, real nuts. How he missed Mar's bars.

:lol:

Old things new again

Posted: Thu Jul 17, 2014 7:57 pm
by dookiedan
The Mammoth Cave tour had taken a turn. As she hid from the beast Mary realized that extinction can be a matter of opinion.

I went there last week on vacation. An amazing place, but i saw no Mammoths. I did see a moth and did say "Ma'am", but no mammoths.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Fri Jul 18, 2014 3:08 am
by JarodKAnderson
The black widow spider lied her way to a job as a lifeguard. She couldn't actually swim at all, even if she was web-footed.

Emotions

Posted: Fri Jul 18, 2014 7:10 am
by goppie.grayce
"I feel nothing!" screamed the woman. Staring across the dark room at the man, still sitting, beside her headless body.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Fri Jul 18, 2014 9:38 am
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
goppie.grayce wrote:"I feel nothing!" screamed the woman. Staring across the dark room at the man, still sitting, beside her headless body.
Welcome aboard, goppie.grayce!
But, that's no way to get a head... ;)