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dookiedan · Post by **dookiedan** » Fri Jul 18, 2014 12:04 pm

As her muffled cries of "help me!" came from the trunk, I scoffed. "Women. Always thinking of yourselves, aren't you?".

MadeintheDark · Post by **MadeintheDark** » Fri Jul 18, 2014 2:11 pm

The strawman stood and embraced his one true phonetic god still haunted by the question of the ages, tongue or no tongue?

tbaker2500 · Post by **tbaker2500** » Sat Jul 19, 2014 1:35 am

Nice ones, guys/gals! And welcome to the new members.

SpareInch · Post by **SpareInch** » Sat Jul 19, 2014 9:32 am

Ever since The Mass Extinction Event, Mankind’s very favourite fast food has been The Colonel’s Unlucky Fried Kitten.

Algernon Sydney is Dead · Post by **Algernon Sydney is Dead** » Sat Jul 19, 2014 11:09 am

SpareInch wrote:Ever since The Mass Extinction Event, Mankind’s very favourite fast food has been The Colonel’s Unlucky Fried Kitten.

Please tell me that's Cockney and you really don't mean to rubber duck Postman Pat or some-such.

Otherwise, favorite is not spelled the Proper American Way.

SpareInch · Post by **SpareInch** » Sat Jul 19, 2014 12:23 pm

Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:
SpareInch wrote:Ever since The Mass Extinction Event, Mankind’s very favourite fast food has been The Colonel’s Unlucky Fried Kitten.
Please tell me that's Cockney and you really don't mean to rubber duck Postman Pat or some-such.
Otherwise, favorite is not spelled the Proper American Way.

I can't do Cockney, being from the other end of England. Unlucky Fried Kitten just happens to have the right number of syllables. I might be able to do something with Kitten Tikka Masala, but it wouldn't work as well.

As for spellings... I didn't realise I HAD to spell everything wrong. LOL

You couldn't know, but I am, in fact, blind, so unless I start mucking about with settings on my Mac, VoiceOver quacks at me every time I stray from the OED. It can get annoying.

Algernon Sydney is Dead · Post by **Algernon Sydney is Dead** » Sat Jul 19, 2014 12:32 pm

SpareInch wrote:You couldn't know, but I am, in fact, blind, so unless I start mucking about with settings on my Mac, VoiceOver quacks at me every time I stray from the OED. It can get annoying.

I can imagine. I see my bleeping computers being annoying several times a day.
How much of a PITA is it browsing Drabblecast sites for the blind (or is it better than average). Do you use the twitfic sizer? Same question for it.

SpareInch · Post by **SpareInch** » Sat Jul 19, 2014 1:08 pm

Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:
SpareInch wrote:You couldn't know, but I am, in fact, blind, so unless I start mucking about with settings on my Mac, VoiceOver quacks at me every time I stray from the OED. It can get annoying.
I can imagine. I see my bleeping computers being annoying several times a day.
How much of a PITA is it browsing Drabblecast sites for the blind (or is it better than average). Do you use the twitfic sizer? Same question for it.

Well, I only joined yesterday, but apart from the usual problems with learning my way around a new site, this is a pretty good one. I haven't really found anything my Screen Reader couldn't read, which is good, and I was VERY happy When I didn't have to contend with one of those horrible obscured pictures to prove I wasn't a robot on registration.

I have used the sizing tool, and that was nice and clear too.

Well done Drabblecast Forums! 10/10

JoshPeters · Post by **JoshPeters** » Sat Jul 19, 2014 1:39 pm

Yellow signs warn of dangerous beasts down the road known as caution children.

The signs say "Caution children ahead".

strawman · Post by **strawman** » Sat Jul 19, 2014 6:02 pm

The saddest signs are the ones that say SLOW CHILDREN.

It's even more pathetic when some of their mothers have those "My child is an honor student at..." bumper stickers. What's next, building museums to display their art therapy fingerpaints?

Sorry moms, your kid has been officially diagnosed as slow. And thanks to Google, that stigma is part of their permanent record.

MadeintheDark · Post by **MadeintheDark** » Sat Jul 19, 2014 6:11 pm

Keyboard baited with offense. Searching the sea for ripples of web finned fish. I reeled back, cast and began trolling.

Algernon Sydney is Dead · Post by **Algernon Sydney is Dead** » Sat Jul 19, 2014 11:01 pm

SpareInch wrote:I haven't really found anything my Screen Reader couldn't read, which is good, and I was VERY happy When I didn't have to contend with one of those horrible obscured pictures to prove I wasn't a robot on registration.

I have used the sizing tool, and that was nice and clear too.

Well done Drabblecast Forums! 10/10

Yay!

Hellcat · Post by **Hellcat** » Mon Jul 21, 2014 5:50 am

The pajamed bananas sat across from one another in total awkward silence. "I'm sorry love, but it's time for us to Split.

SpareInch · Post by **SpareInch** » Mon Jul 21, 2014 1:34 pm

My bluetooth keyboard on my knee, I struggled to write a story in only one hundred characters.

Eventually, I succeeded.

JoshPeters · Post by **JoshPeters** » Mon Jul 21, 2014 2:36 pm

The black and white cat purred, sharpening his claws on the rough table leg without suspecting their immanent removal.

Spindaddy · Post by **Spindaddy** » Tue Jul 22, 2014 12:52 am

Ronald cackled fiendishly. "First, I wish I had the power to force explosive diarrhea on anyone!" The genie shuddered.

afgrappin · Post by **afgrappin** » Thu Jul 24, 2014 2:28 am

"Daddy! Check for monsters under my bed!" I didn't have the heart to tell him Daddy checked already. Now I am the monster.

Algernon Sydney is Dead · Post by **Algernon Sydney is Dead** » Thu Jul 24, 2014 2:45 am

afgrappin wrote:"Daddy! Check for monsters under my bed!" I didn't have the heart to tell him Daddy checked already. Now I am the monster.

Not bad. Similar to this twabble. I dub this Twabble meme #9.

MUB's show up several times in the DC forums and published works, of course. The meme refers to the "We met the monster and he is us" aspect of MUB-ery.

PS: Strawman and ROU, it is not MUTB. Heloise says so.

JarodKAnderson · Post by **JarodKAnderson** » Thu Jul 24, 2014 4:52 am

While studying poetic devices in English 101, Nancy shirked work to twerk. She aced the class with her use of assonance.

SpareInch · Post by **SpareInch** » Thu Jul 24, 2014 8:51 am

The stand up comedian was so funny, I laughed my head off.

Well, The Doctor did warn me to wait until the stitches came out.

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