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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Mon Jul 28, 2014 4:34 pm
by strawman
If your head is separated from your body, it is no longer your head, it's just "a" head. Remember, possession is nine tenths of the law.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Mon Jul 28, 2014 4:50 pm
by SpareInch
strawman wrote:If your head is separated from your body, it is no longer your head, it's just "a" head. Remember, possession is nine tenths of the law.

No, it's still your head. It's just Autonomous.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Mon Jul 28, 2014 8:52 pm
by dookiedan
strawman wrote:If your head is separated from your body, it is no longer your head, it's just "a" head. Remember, possession is nine tenths of the law.
I view it the other way around- the head contains the consciousness so, for those moments, the head is the person. Not that I would ever want to try it...

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Tue Jul 29, 2014 1:47 am
by strawman
So you're saying that it's your body that's no longer yours?

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2014 3:50 pm
by eric_marsh
The world is cruel to prophets. That is why Lovecraft, like Nostradamus before him, framed his insights as literature.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2014 4:01 pm
by unreliable narrator
Barney grinned slyly as he sliced the brake cables, and crept unseen back to his cave.
Fred had Yabadabba-ed his last do!

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2014 4:39 pm
by strawman
Hmmm... I thought Freds brake cables were his Achilles tendons. Surely having those sliced would cause a whale of a Yabadabadoo.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2014 7:05 pm
by SpareInch
unreliable narrator wrote:Barney grinned slyly as he sliced the brake cables, and crept unseen back to his cave.
Fred had Yabadabba-ed his last do!

Is it just me, or was Betty Rubble MUCH sexier than Wilma Flintstone?

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2014 7:37 pm
by unreliable narrator
The chain of Atheism Stores were doing well on the stock market despite being set up as a not-for-prophet organisation.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2014 7:38 pm
by SpareInch
In the belief that he could never be forgiven for his grievous sins, the immortal serial killer took his own life. Again.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2014 11:49 pm
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
unreliable narrator wrote:The chain of Atheism Stores were doing well on the stock market despite being set up as a not-for-prophet organisation.
Worthy attempt. Sure these weren't Atheism super-stores?

SpareInch wrote:In the belief that he could never be forgiven for his grievous sins, the immortal serial killer took his own life. Again.
I can't help but feel that this is some kind of metaphor for the ruling class... :?

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Thu Jul 31, 2014 5:25 am
by SpareInch
Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:
SpareInch wrote:In the belief that he could never be forgiven for his grievous sins, the immortal serial killer took his own life. Again.
I can't help but feel that this is some kind of metaphor for the ruling class... :?
Hadn't thought of that. Actually, and you can call out The Minutemen if you like, I'm a Monarchist. :shock:

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Thu Jul 31, 2014 6:44 am
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
SpareInch wrote:...I'm a Monarchist. :shock:
Understandable, considering, but look at the USA's king and think twice.

A hundred years of PM's & presidents and all but 3 an utter disgrace.
But long live Queen Elizabeth; let her rule the race.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Thu Jul 31, 2014 2:49 pm
by unreliable narrator
Professor Green looked round in wonder.
Her Miniaturisation Ray had worked!
The cockroach approached jaws snapping.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Thu Jul 31, 2014 2:53 pm
by unreliable narrator
A dark chuckle resonatated around the chamber, echoes chasing each other like playful children.

Limbs bound, he wept.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Thu Jul 31, 2014 3:02 pm
by unreliable narrator
The terms "Collateral Damage" and "Friendly Fire" soothed him little as he lay bloody and broken in the hot desert dust.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Thu Jul 31, 2014 4:45 pm
by ROU Killing Time
strawman wrote:So you're saying that it's your body that's no longer yours?
You've definitely descended to "nobody" status.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Thu Jul 31, 2014 7:16 pm
by strawman
:cry:

Deaf row in the parental system

Posted: Thu Jul 31, 2014 11:25 pm
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
Little Timmy soiled himself as we dragged him to "The Chair". He'd lost his appeals and he was guilty of resisting a rest.


(An oldie but a goodie)

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Fri Aug 01, 2014 4:44 am
by SpareInch
unreliable narrator wrote:A dark chuckle resonatated around the chamber, echoes chasing each other like playful children.

Limbs bound, he wept.

I don't think that comes under the heading of variant spelling conventions, so it must be a typo, right?

Shouldn't it be, 'resonated?' :)