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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Mon Aug 18, 2014 2:37 am
by bryanwitha_y
He knew the device worked. He also knew that once he stood on the platform, he would die. He spoke, "Beam me down, Scotty."

Growing up a Trekkie, I always got a little sad every time someone was transported. They were bravely letting themselves be disassembled and killed, particle by particle. so that the crew could have a convenient clone of that person down on the surface of a planet instead of spending the resources of shuttling them down there.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Mon Aug 18, 2014 2:43 am
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
Bah. It was just all part of Star Fleet's plan to spam Hell with souls -- in preparation for assimilation.

Also, would you really want to live for long in a world without pockets or seat belts? :twisted:

Garden of Eden 2.0

Posted: Tue Aug 19, 2014 1:43 am
by Spindaddy
My world had ended but "The End"? No. I hadn't seen any humans in 40 years but I was sure I was dying in the new Garden of Eden.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Tue Aug 19, 2014 5:50 pm
by Caustic Reverie
Herbert peeled the sticky note from the tape in Miskatonic University’s archives. Warning unheeded, he pressed play.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Thu Aug 21, 2014 4:32 am
by JillianDoor
Green light streams in. My head thumps. I rise slowly with the help of three shiny new tentacles. Ugh. Never party on Hok.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Thu Aug 21, 2014 6:12 am
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
Not sure where the heck "Hok" is, but welcome aboard, JillianDoor!

Now, if you party in hock, you can win elections, and on the taxpayer's dime... :?

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Thu Aug 21, 2014 2:22 pm
by uncre8d1
v1
I have loved him for years, and now I have him.
Sometimes two arms aren't enough.
Sometimes you must bind the legs as well.

v2
I have loved her for years, and now I have her.
Sometimes two lips aren't enough.
I take up needle & thread, and improvise.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Thu Aug 21, 2014 2:39 pm
by uncre8d1
It's a hard thing to lose a best friend.
Through my tears, I see a fuzzy form in my mommy's hand.
My teddy has come back to me.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Thu Aug 21, 2014 6:03 pm
by unreliable narrator
Al had had numbness down his arm for days then he noticed the crunching from the waste disposal and tugging at his sleeve.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Thu Aug 21, 2014 6:14 pm
by unreliable narrator
"I ate you" the note had read.
Sam wondered at the poor spelling.
Surely she'd meant "hate".
Still curious he dissolved.

They're honestly still pretty adorable

Posted: Fri Aug 22, 2014 6:57 pm
by luftwaffle
I thought spider monkeys were cute until the day I found myself all webbed up, organs liquefying, slathered in bananas.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Fri Aug 22, 2014 8:59 pm
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
Awww; it's adorable!

Welcome aboard, Luftwaffle!

Memory Filled Tears

Posted: Sun Aug 24, 2014 9:36 am
by freewildebeest
I swallowed aspirin before going to bed.
I woke up again, crying from dreams of her.
None of these damn painkillers work!

Re: Memory Filled Tears

Posted: Sun Aug 24, 2014 10:54 pm
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
freewildebeest wrote:I swallowed aspirin before going to bed.
I woke up again, crying from dreams of her.
None of these damn painkillers work!
Good one.

Welcome aboard, Freewildebeest!

Re: Memory Filled Tears

Posted: Tue Aug 26, 2014 2:03 am
by tbaker2500
freewildebeest wrote:I swallowed aspirin before going to bed.
I woke up again, crying from dreams of her.
None of these damn painkillers work!
This was good. Very good.
Welcome to the forums!

As the dark veil descends

Posted: Tue Aug 26, 2014 1:31 pm
by Farseeker
Mad? Call me mad, will you? I shall show you madness! Listen with dread as I now introduce the next story with further ado!

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2014 2:37 am
by PB&Jellyphish320
Struck Dumb

"The cat looked deep in my eyes and swallowed. I reacted in vain. It was gone. I was speechless."

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2014 2:57 am
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
PB&Jellyphish320 wrote:"The cat looked deep in my eyes and swallowed. I reacted in vain. It was gone. I was speechless."
Potentially fun, but that's way too short to be a twabble. :(

More than a mouthful

Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2014 1:15 pm
by dookiedan
As the excrement slid out of my ass, I laughed. "You said you 'wouldn't take my shit anymore.' Well, how does that taste?"

Confessions... I am sitting on the pot right now

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2014 4:00 pm
by strawman
Because it just wouldn't have been the same without that confessions, would it?