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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Tue Sep 16, 2014 9:13 pm
by Caustic Reverie
Larry translated the cracked slab of granite. “Thou shalt have no other Gods before me. Violators will be persecuted”.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Tue Sep 16, 2014 11:27 pm
by pohgry
Long Time, No See:

Ozmo and I visited the Triassic but no farther.
Only Ozmo's sis got past the semi-Permian membrane.
Too bad it's one way.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Wed Sep 17, 2014 2:03 am
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
Punny.

Welcome aboard, Pohgry!

Re: Cut a bitch

Posted: Wed Sep 17, 2014 1:48 pm
by Chairman Goodchild
Spindaddy wrote:"Today I had to cut a bitch to save her."
"Language Mr. Gomez!"
"Hey now I'm being precise; after all I'm a veterinarian."

Love this one.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Wed Sep 17, 2014 2:20 pm
by pohgry
She lent me her secret to tend. A fool, I spake its name aloud. It rose, a demon unfettered. No invocation can call it home.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Thu Sep 18, 2014 4:51 am
by unseentangerine
"Smells great! What are you making?"
"Pastries."
"OK, but what kind?"
"Little cakes. Try one."
"I love Synonym rolls!"
:roll:

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Thu Sep 18, 2014 2:18 pm
by The_Hol-Man
(I don't always go for potty humor, but this one still tickled me. I'm sorry if we try to keep it cleaner.)

Deep in the jungle, I heard a sound. Suddenly, I felt gas forcing its way up my rectum... I’d entered unfarted territory.

Re: Cut a bitch

Posted: Thu Sep 18, 2014 3:47 pm
by Spindaddy
Chairman Goodchild wrote:
Spindaddy wrote:"Today I had to cut a bitch to save her."
"Language Mr. Gomez!"
"Hey now I'm being precise; after all I'm a veterinarian."

Love this one.
Thanks!

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Thu Sep 18, 2014 5:37 pm
by plasticastle
AbscessMinded wrote:To combat the thieves, rapist, and child killers,
I teach the kids to use the buddy system.
That way they won't die alone.
haven't laughed like that in a while, nice one!

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Thu Sep 18, 2014 9:34 pm
by Bejami
It's still legal to shoot cattle rustlers in Idaho, and my wallet's genuine cow hide so...what are these charges about?

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Fri Sep 19, 2014 5:33 am
by tbaker2500
The_Hol-Man wrote:(I don't always go for potty humor, but this one still tickled me. I'm sorry if we try to keep it cleaner.)

Deep in the jungle, I heard a sound. Suddenly, I felt gas forcing its way up my rectum... I’d entered unfarted territory.
Haha! Awesome.

The inevitable

Posted: Fri Sep 19, 2014 7:39 am
by The_Biggest_Bunny
He woke up in great pain
Clumps of him spun down the drain
Skin marred, body shutting down
Happy 70th birthday, Doc. Brown

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Fri Sep 19, 2014 7:58 am
by plasticastle
Torn limbs are strewn everywhere, littering the floor in mangled heaps.
"quit crying!" mom shouts "they're only toys"


hi everyone!
slowly been making my way through the back catalog of episodes and wanted to come say hi.
so there, i've said it.
also i twabbled.....sorry

Re: The inevitable

Posted: Fri Sep 19, 2014 8:39 am
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
The_Biggest_Bunny wrote:He woke up in great pain
Clumps of him spun down the drain
Skin marred, body shutting down
Happy 70th birthday, Doc. Brown
Welcome aboard, The_Biggest_Bunny!

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Mon Sep 22, 2014 11:47 am
by SpareInch
She told me she could make me Happy forever if I wanted her to. I said I would like that a lot.

Then she turned me into a Dwarf!

Re: The inevitable

Posted: Mon Sep 22, 2014 5:31 pm
by strawman
The_Biggest_Bunny wrote:He woke up in great pain
Clumps of him spun down the drain
Skin marred, body shutting down
Happy 70th birthday, Doc. Brown
Speaking as one whose birthday is tomorrow, this idea for a Hallmark poem sucks! :)

[Actually, maybe not Hallmark, but definitely Drabblecast. How about producing a line of Drabblecast greeting cards for special occassions? We have so many great artists, drabbles are a great message form, and DC has just the right flavor of Cracked Magazine. Wonderful schwag, too.]

Next contest, maybe?

Re: The inevitable

Posted: Mon Sep 22, 2014 11:25 pm
by The_Biggest_Bunny
strawman wrote:
The_Biggest_Bunny wrote:He woke up in great pain
Clumps of him spun down the drain
Skin marred, body shutting down
Happy 70th birthday, Doc. Brown
Speaking as one whose birthday is tomorrow, this idea for a Hallmark poem sucks! :)

[Actually, maybe not Hallmark, but definitely Drabblecast. How about producing a line of Drabblecast greeting cards for special occassions? We have so many great artists, drabbles are a great message form, and DC has just the right flavor of Cracked Magazine. Wonderful schwag, too.]

Next contest, maybe?
This sounds like a great idea!

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Tue Sep 23, 2014 1:40 am
by tbaker2500
plasticastle wrote:Torn limbs are strewn everywhere, littering the floor in mangled heaps.
"quit crying!" mom shouts "they're only toys"


hi everyone!
slowly been making my way through the back catalog of episodes and wanted to come say hi.
so there, i've said it.
also i twabbled.....sorry
Hello Plasticastle! Thanks for dropping by! Put your feet up and stay awhile.
Nice twabble!

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Tue Sep 23, 2014 1:01 pm
by unreliable narrator
I enjoy track and field events. I tie the victim to the track, then after the train passes by, I bury the remains in a field.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Tue Sep 23, 2014 1:18 pm
by unreliable narrator
Strawman opened his present excitedly.
Dorothy's grin broadened.
Uncomprehending, he gazed at the zippo in his hand.

Happy birthday strawman! :)