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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by MonsieurMoustache » Thu Sep 25, 2014 4:34 am

Peter wiped Tootle’s blood from his mouth. Another saved from growing up. Wings flew him away to look for more lost boys.

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Post by Spindaddy » Thu Sep 25, 2014 3:07 pm

MonsieurMoustache wrote:Peter wiped Tootle’s blood from his mouth. Another saved from growing up. Wings flew him away to look for more lost boys.
As a fan of Peter Pan.... BRAVO!

I enjoyed that one!
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Post by Bejami » Thu Sep 25, 2014 8:10 pm

I wouldn't say I'm crazy. I would just marbled carpentry-algorithms descendant monopoly interviewing maple donuts!

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Post by unreliable narrator » Fri Sep 26, 2014 1:07 am

I've heard some guys relish the thrill of the chase.
I don't subscribe to that.
I much prefer the the torture and killing.
"We shall see that at which dogs howl in the dark, and that at which cats prick up their ears after midnight."
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Post by InfernoFudd » Fri Sep 26, 2014 8:57 am

Jason on the next stool pointed at my ribs. "Are you going to finish that?" I know she left me, but she won't make me do that.

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Post by SpareInch » Fri Sep 26, 2014 9:23 am

unreliable narrator wrote:I've heard some guys relish the thrill of the chase.
I don't subscribe to that.
I much prefer the the torture and killing.

It may look like it's perfect length in the Twitfic Sizer, but on a proofreading level, it's actually only 97 characters long.

:D Did you see what I did there? :D
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Ideal Partners

Post by pondspider » Fri Sep 26, 2014 10:30 am

We're so alike, you and I. I feel so at ease around you.
It's true. We get along so well. Now, I must get on and brush my teeth.

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Post by pondspider » Fri Sep 26, 2014 12:33 pm

Time beyond measure has passed since the Great Cleansing.
Felinity shall always give thanks to their Lord, Cat the Loo.

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Trying times

Post by pondspider » Fri Sep 26, 2014 1:35 pm

Removing his armour, he examined his tunic, magically coming apart at the seams.
He was the knight of the living thread.

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Are The Stars Out Tonight?

Post by pondspider » Fri Sep 26, 2014 1:55 pm

"I'm back", said Igor.
"Did you get all the body parts I asked for?".
"I'm sorry, Professor, but I only have eyes for you".

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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by unreliable narrator » Fri Sep 26, 2014 1:57 pm

SpareInch wrote:
unreliable narrator wrote:I've heard some guys relish the thrill of the chase.
I don't subscribe to that.
I much prefer the the torture and killing.

It may look like it's perfect length in the Twitfic Sizer, but on a proofreading level, it's actually only 97 characters long.

:D Did you see what I did there? :D
I've heard some guys relish the thrill of the chase, but I don't subscribe to that. I much prefer the torture and killing.

Better? Thanks SpareInch! Remind me never to try and Twabble at 1am after a bottle of wine again! :)
"We shall see that at which dogs howl in the dark, and that at which cats prick up their ears after midnight."
HP Lovecraft

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Post by unreliable narrator » Fri Sep 26, 2014 2:11 pm

Sometimes I wonder about the decisions I've made... particularly today, when the police arrived to dig up my basement.
"We shall see that at which dogs howl in the dark, and that at which cats prick up their ears after midnight."
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If we're in a garden.

Post by pondspider » Fri Sep 26, 2014 2:13 pm

How about...

"It's a full moon, lamblover dear!"
"The moon may be high, but I can't see a thing in the sky, 'cos I only have eyes for ewe".

That's better :) But, who is the phantom Twabble Twiddler? Tune in next time...

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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by SpareInch » Fri Sep 26, 2014 2:47 pm

unreliable narrator wrote:
SpareInch wrote:
unreliable narrator wrote:I've heard some guys relish the thrill of the chase.
I don't subscribe to that.
I much prefer the the torture and killing.

It may look like it's perfect length in the Twitfic Sizer, but on a proofreading level, it's actually only 97 characters long.

:D Did you see what I did there? :D
I've heard some guys relish the thrill of the chase, but I don't subscribe to that. I much prefer the torture and killing.

Better? Thanks SpareInch! Remind me never to try and Twabble at 1am after a bottle of wine again! :)

Always nice to see some But ;)
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by SpareInch » Fri Sep 26, 2014 2:51 pm

unreliable narrator wrote:Sometimes I wonder about the decisions I've made... particularly today, when the police arrived to dig up my basement.

Ah, The Fred West Dilemma.
The truth may be out there, but lies are inside your head.

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Re: Are The Stars Out Tonight?

Post by SpareInch » Fri Sep 26, 2014 2:54 pm

pondspider wrote:"I'm back", said Igor.
"Did you get all the body parts I asked for?".
"I'm sorry, Professor, but I only have eyes for you".

Are you sure you never used to write for Viz?
The truth may be out there, but lies are inside your head.

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Re: Trying times

Post by The_Hol-Man » Fri Sep 26, 2014 3:05 pm

pondspider wrote:Removing his armour, he examined his tunic, magically coming apart at the seams.
He was the knight of the living thread.
I love me some puns! Nice!

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Re: Are The Stars Out Tonight?

Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Fri Sep 26, 2014 5:55 pm

pondspider wrote:"I'm back", said Igor.
"Did you get all the body parts I asked for?".
"I'm sorry, Professor, but I only have eyes for you".
:wink:

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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by SpookyCrisp » Fri Sep 26, 2014 6:26 pm

Hiya all! I'm a long time listener new to forums so I figured a Twabble was a cool place to start, so here goes!:

They say that evil twins always have mustaches. Well, mine must have figured out two uses for a razor blade to replace me.

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Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Fri Sep 26, 2014 7:22 pm

Welcome aboard, SpookyCrisp!
(But you forgot the goatee. ;) )

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