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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sun Oct 05, 2014 9:25 pm
by kentblue82
News of the zombie apocalypse broke during the game. He walked to his backyard, hoping he buried the bodies deep enough.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sun Oct 05, 2014 10:15 pm
by harpoguy
"I swear, honey, the cat is suicidal. He hung himself in the hall closet. I was trying to untangle him when you walked in."

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Mon Oct 06, 2014 1:53 am
by Caustic Reverie
He roamed the market until he became lost among the alien and the exotic. This was as good a place as any to start a new life.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Mon Oct 06, 2014 3:23 am
by pondspider
harpoguy wrote:"I swear, honey, the cat is suicidal. He hung himself in the hall closet. I was trying to untangle him when you walked in."
Nice one 8)

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Mon Oct 06, 2014 3:53 am
by pondspider
Awake. Cannot sleep. Mind wandering chaotically. Nothing for it. That old weakness. Engage in gratuitous Twabbling.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Mon Oct 06, 2014 4:14 am
by pondspider
kentblue82 wrote:News of the zombie apocalypse broke during the game. He walked to his backyard, hoping he buried the bodies deep enough.
The Twabbling in you, strong it is. Hmmmm.

Do I detect a running theme? :?

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Mon Oct 06, 2014 4:21 am
by pondspider
Caustic Reverie wrote:He roamed the market until he became lost among the alien and the exotic. This was as good a place as any to start a new life.
He'd always been drawn to the bazaar side of life.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Mon Oct 06, 2014 5:35 am
by Chairman Goodchild
Jeff looked into the mirror miserably. Swollen feet, pale skin, and a red, puffy nose. It was terminal Clown's Disease.

When I Were A Lass

Posted: Mon Oct 06, 2014 8:55 am
by SpareInch
“When I was your age,” the old woman said to the two boys, “we didn’t have time for all this sex. We had six kids to bring up!”

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Mon Oct 06, 2014 1:28 pm
by kentblue82
pondspider wrote:
kentblue82 wrote:News of the zombie apocalypse broke during the game. He walked to his backyard, hoping he buried the bodies deep enough.
The Twabbling in you, strong it is. Hmmmm.

Do I detect a running theme? :?
:D

Quit horsing around

Posted: Tue Oct 07, 2014 1:42 am
by Spindaddy
I asked the centaur "Why the long face?"
With a snort he whined "I failed my rite. I only screamed until I was half-horse."

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Tue Oct 07, 2014 12:26 pm
by pondspider
Chairman Goodchild wrote:Jeff looked into the mirror miserably. Swollen feet, pale skin, and a red, puffy nose. It was terminal Clown's Disease.
Clowns. A gift for the spookily-inclined. Those monstrous grins.... The horror!

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Tue Oct 07, 2014 2:33 pm
by unreliable narrator
An unsolved murder.
A handful of suspects.
Multiple motives.
The tension mounts.
My money's still on Colonal Mustard.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Tue Oct 07, 2014 2:50 pm
by pondspider
unreliable narrator wrote:My money's still on Colonal Mustard.
Spelling. Colonel. At least, I think so.... the Interweb is a bit divided on this.

I never did like Reverend Green. Those shifty eyes. And he has thing about rope, if you get my drift.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Tue Oct 07, 2014 3:19 pm
by SpareInch
pondspider wrote:
unreliable narrator wrote:My money's still on Colonal Mustard.
Spelling. Colonel. At least, I think so.... the Interweb is a bit divided on this.

I never did like Reverend Green. Those shifty eyes. And he has thing about rope, if you get my drift.
Colonel

Easy way to remember - Think how the Germans in 'Alo 'Alo used to say it. ;)

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Tue Oct 07, 2014 3:44 pm
by eric_marsh
Vaz said, "If mind control is possible nature would provide it."
Dr. Cox stared back.
"Yes of course. How foolish of me."

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Tue Oct 07, 2014 4:01 pm
by strawman
Ever since the wasp larvae, I will never trust nature.

Re: Quit horsing around

Posted: Tue Oct 07, 2014 9:10 pm
by pondspider
Spindaddy wrote:I asked the centaur "Why the long face?"
With a snort he whined "I failed my rite. I only screamed until I was half-horse."
I read this twice, separated by about four hours, and it was only on the second reading that I saw the full connection. I must be tired or something.

In the pub the centaur had on a long face.
"Hey buddy, isn't there a whiskey named after you", I enquired.
"What? Dobbin?"

The old 'uns are the best

Posted: Tue Oct 07, 2014 9:18 pm
by pondspider
The piece of string came in and ordered a drink.
Someone asked, "Hey. Ain't you a piece of string?".
"No, I'm afraid not".

Laugh? I almost started

Posted: Tue Oct 07, 2014 9:26 pm
by pondspider
Pete the centaur was glum.
Friends tried cheering him up, but to no avail.
In the end one asked, "Hey, why the long face?".