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The_Hol-Man · Post by **The_Hol-Man** » Fri Oct 10, 2014 2:07 pm

A little something for Lovecraft fans:

Never bet anything big on a staring contest with someone from Innsmouth. I lost a first-edition Necronomicon that way.

unreliable narrator · Post by **unreliable narrator** » Fri Oct 10, 2014 6:16 pm

The_Hol-Man wrote:A little something for Lovecraft fans:

Never bet anything big on a staring contest with someone from Innsmouth. I lost a first-edition Necronomicon that way.

Haha! Nice!

pondspider · Post by **pondspider** » Fri Oct 10, 2014 7:30 pm

World-weary, he sat at his desk, unable to bring his thoughts into focus.
Unfathomable depths of despair.
It had to end.

pondspider · Post by **pondspider** » Fri Oct 10, 2014 9:42 pm

Hunger. No food.
Master sleeps. Strange.
Must eat.
Wake Master. Noise. Lick.
Master? New smell. Sleeps.
Must eat.
Eat.

Rhett Kahn · Post by **Rhett Kahn** » Sat Oct 11, 2014 1:33 am

I can't draw to save my life! He'd always said it never guessing it would be tested. Hand shaking, he picked up the pencil.

Algernon Sydney is Dead · Post by **Algernon Sydney is Dead** » Sat Oct 11, 2014 4:35 am

Rhett Kahn wrote:I can't draw to save my life! He'd always said it never guessing it would be tested. Hand shaking, he picked up the pencil.

Well there's your problem! Never bring a pencil to a shootout.

Welcome aboard, Rhett Kahn!

ROU Killing Time · Post by **ROU Killing Time** » Sat Oct 11, 2014 8:15 am

Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:
Rhett Kahn wrote:I can't draw to save my life! He'd always said it never guessing it would be tested. Hand shaking, he picked up the pencil.
Well there's your problem! Never bring a pencil to a shootout.

Welcome aboard, Rhett Kahn!

You know the old saying?
That the pen is mightier than the sword?
That's why I've always liked the 2nd amendment.
And S&W.

pondspider · Post by **pondspider** » Sat Oct 11, 2014 10:18 am

Rhett Kahn wrote:I can't draw to save my life! He'd always said it never guessing it would be tested. Hand shaking, he picked up the pencil.

Like

Makes me wonder who will be assessing the quality of the drawing. Perhaps best not to know.

pondspider · Post by **pondspider** » Sat Oct 11, 2014 10:50 am

As he explored the old house, John hummed a tune he did not know.
The Ancient Ones waited patiently, their feast to begin.

pondspider · Post by **pondspider** » Sat Oct 11, 2014 11:22 am

"Demons will love your music", their agent had assured them.
He was right.
Alas, demonic applause shreds human brains.

pondspider · Post by **pondspider** » Sat Oct 11, 2014 1:24 pm

Roderick Snottington the Third, Most Glorious Nitwit of Tynsdale, found introductions at parties quite exhausting.

pondspider · Post by **pondspider** » Sat Oct 11, 2014 2:17 pm

At Afterlife reception, Ed was nervous.
His answer to just one question would decide his fate.
Earl Grey or Darjeeling?

pondspider · Post by **pondspider** » Sat Oct 11, 2014 10:35 pm

After an impromptu jazz session, Alfred realised he'd mislaid an eye. He found it skewered on the trombone's water key.

pondspider · Post by **pondspider** » Sat Oct 11, 2014 10:38 pm

I really have no idea what this one's about. Probably best to skip it and move on to the next one which, I'm sure, is better.

pondspider · Post by **pondspider** » Sat Oct 11, 2014 10:42 pm

The way I see it, if I keep hammering these out, sooner or later I'll produce something that's marginally worth reading.

pondspider · Post by **pondspider** » Sat Oct 11, 2014 10:45 pm

He read the nonsense in the previous posts and sighed.
How many more of these do I have to read, for pity's sake?
Who knows?

pondspider · Post by **pondspider** » Sun Oct 12, 2014 4:08 pm

(Sorry about that

)

Sacrificial offerings were down for the twelfth millennium in a row.
"Here we go again", he sighed, and pressed REBOOT.

strawman · Post by **strawman** » Sun Oct 12, 2014 6:50 pm

You're familiar with the million monkeys with a million typewriters eventually coming up with Shakespeare. What's the over/under on a hundred monkeys producing a twabble?

Hey, keep it down, back there!

*Do you have any idea how noisy a hundred monkeys are?*

pondspider · Post by **pondspider** » Sun Oct 12, 2014 7:30 pm

strawman wrote:You're familiar with the million monkeys with a million typewriters eventually coming up with Shakespeare. ...

I think it's an infinite number of monkeys

Yeah. That was at the back of my mind as I posted the above... There's a lot of junk in there... I really must have a clear-out sometime

pondspider · Post by **pondspider** » Sun Oct 12, 2014 7:34 pm

strawman wrote:What's the over/under on a hundred monkeys producing a twabble?

Hey, keep it down, back there!

*Do you have any idea how noisy a hundred monkeys are?*

I reckon it's still an infinite number, even for a Twabble, just a different kind of infinite

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