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Design flaw...

Posted: Mon Oct 20, 2014 2:16 am
by Rhett Kahn
I always said "Whenever one door closes, another door opens" but no one ever fixed it. And that is how my house got robbed.

Re: Design flaw...

Posted: Mon Oct 20, 2014 4:50 am
by pondspider
Rhett Kahn wrote:I always said "Whenever one door closes, another door opens" but no one ever fixed it. And that is how my house got robbed.
Nicely literal :)

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Mon Oct 20, 2014 8:11 am
by strawman
Yes, the circle of life is so much more hummable when it's about a lion cub.

Cold confusion

Posted: Mon Oct 20, 2014 10:16 am
by pondspider
With a mad thrill, he recorded his astounding discovery.
When frozen to absolute zero, butter did NOT melt in her mouth.

Comforting familiarity

Posted: Mon Oct 20, 2014 6:24 pm
by pondspider
Morning mists. Dew-dropped cobwebs. Quinces rotting on the old bench. It all reminded him of his own death, so long ago.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Mon Oct 20, 2014 7:21 pm
by strawman
After much work, Joe realized time travel is not only possible, but inevitable.
What is impossible is timeless travel.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Mon Oct 20, 2014 11:52 pm
by jwaldron2508
I walk into the room to find dinner on the table
kids seated with Mom,
unfortunately I missed the camera crew in the window

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Mon Oct 20, 2014 11:57 pm
by jwaldron2508
With the sharper knife I had almost gotten to the irritant in my hand when you crossed my vision.
Then it was in my head too.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Tue Oct 21, 2014 12:06 am
by jwaldron2508
Creaks from the ceiling moved in a distinct pattern to the stairs,
while my cats and I watched the wet stains grow darker.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Tue Oct 21, 2014 12:09 am
by jwaldron2508
my arms feel backwards from the elbows down, but I guess that's normal after leaning through the mirror at the fun house.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Tue Oct 21, 2014 12:28 am
by jwaldron2508
"By God man, you're loud enough to wake the dead!"
she cried angrily
even as I did my best slow my cellular disintegration

Dinner Date?

Posted: Tue Oct 21, 2014 12:31 am
by Spindaddy
"And then right before she hangs up, she says 'I can't wait to have you inside me.' Great, right?"
"No, she's a cannibal!"

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Tue Oct 21, 2014 12:37 am
by jwaldron2508
The older I get, the grumpier I get.
I'm told "Age with grace"
but I find her aim with the cricket bat just keeps improving.


:roll:

Re: Dinner Date?

Posted: Tue Oct 21, 2014 12:38 am
by jwaldron2508
Spindaddy wrote:"And then right before she hangs up, she says 'I can't wait to have you inside me.' Great, right?"
"No, she's a cannibal!"



at least it wasn't in person...

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Tue Oct 21, 2014 12:41 am
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
jwaldron2508 wrote:my arms feel backwards from the elbows down, but I guess that's normal after leaning through the mirror at the fun house.
I can see that happening! :P

CapitaliZe tHe fiRst wOrd, Though. :wink:

Hunter

Posted: Tue Oct 21, 2014 8:19 am
by pondspider
Below me, the hunting ground.
Wind in my face, I hang. Searching.
There. Movement.
Fast to the ground.
My young eat well.

Stepping out

Posted: Tue Oct 21, 2014 10:31 pm
by pondspider
Endless struggle for life. Tribe becomes smaller.
Many dry years. Once rich forest gone.
Leave ancient home. Survive.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Wed Oct 22, 2014 1:29 am
by Rhett Kahn
At the crescendo of his cruelty, he rotted away and died. The portrait of Dorian Button became that of a newborn baby boy.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Wed Oct 22, 2014 1:59 am
by MonsieurMoustache
He was jealous of his girlfriend, who never got sick. He was sure she'd outlive him. Then the Re:ELLE computer virus hit.

Viewed from below

Posted: Thu Oct 23, 2014 3:01 pm
by pondspider
Forms combine and break apart, only to rejoin. Again and again.
What is that place where I gasp for breath, above the sky?