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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sat Nov 15, 2014 10:44 am
by pondspider
phyolhu wrote:It fits a little better without being so obvious about what befell our new expendable ambassador.:
Hello, I'm James and I've been appointed Ambassador to our new undead citizens. A hug, all of you? You sure are friendly!
Agree :) Bet that's been nagging at your brain... perfectionists, eh.

Hole in one

Posted: Sat Nov 15, 2014 9:23 pm
by pondspider
Squatting in the sand, I clean up with handfuls of grass.
People will blame the wildlife.
Now, where did I leave the ball?

Re: Hole in one

Posted: Sat Nov 15, 2014 11:10 pm
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
You dropped your scat,
you monstrous rat,
upon my grass so green
a donation most obscene.
Now I'll shovel your head flat.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sun Nov 16, 2014 8:44 am
by pondspider
Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:You dropped your scat,
you monstrous rat,
upon my grass so green
a donation most obscene.
Now I'll shovel your head flat.
Darn it! That's good :o

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sun Nov 16, 2014 9:15 am
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
Criminy! You're welcome. ;)

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sun Nov 16, 2014 2:16 pm
by strawman
An AABBA rhyme scheme?

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sun Nov 16, 2014 4:56 pm
by Nocturnist
On the eternal quest for love;

They call me mad
I'm not mad
Just disappointed
The monsters I create
Hours of genetic engineering
Why don't they love me?

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Mon Nov 17, 2014 9:51 am
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
Sister Mary Celeste wanted me to come to Jesus. I really tried to, but it didn't work out. I just couldn't get in the habit.

Re: Hole in one

Posted: Mon Nov 17, 2014 6:39 pm
by SpareInch
pondspider wrote:Squatting in the sand, I clean up with handfuls of grass.
People will blame the wildlife.
Now, where did I leave the ball?

:lol:

This reminds me of an old 'Roger Melee, The man on The Telly' strip from Viz magazine, way back in the 80s. The frame showed a bunch of TV execs on a golf course, and one of them asks, "Hey, Where's Roger?"

And a speech bubble emerges from a sand bunker saying, "Hold on! I'm having a dump!"

Re: Hole in one

Posted: Mon Nov 17, 2014 9:04 pm
by pondspider
SpareInch wrote:This reminds me of an old 'Roger Melee, The man on The Telly' strip from Viz magazine, way back in the 80s. The frame showed a bunch of TV execs on a golf course, and one of them asks, "Hey, Where's Roger?"

And a speech bubble emerges from a sand bunker saying, "Hold on! I'm having a dump!"
Innocent, m'Lud ;)

A full house

Posted: Wed Nov 19, 2014 4:20 pm
by pondspider
I know they're watching. Waiting, expectant, in the walls and ceiling.
I begin my performance, to rapturous applause.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Fri Nov 21, 2014 9:32 am
by plasticastle
unreliable narrator wrote:There was chaos at the Coulrophobia Society's meeting last Friday when the news spread... the circus is coming to town. :shock:
Nice!
was listening to something on coulrophobia the other day and found this:

Just like home

Posted: Sat Nov 22, 2014 1:33 pm
by pondspider
The plumber confirmed a leak beneath the floor.
Sure enough, within months we had black mold and baby slugs on the walls.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sat Nov 22, 2014 4:35 pm
by The_Hol-Man
I look like a blimp since that teleporter accident with the sea cow. Wherever I go, people exclaim, "Oh, the humanatee!"

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sat Nov 22, 2014 4:52 pm
by unreliable narrator
The_Hol-Man wrote:I look like a blimp since that teleporter accident with the sea cow. Wherever I go, people exclaim, "Oh, the humanatee!"
:D :D :D

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Tue Nov 25, 2014 12:26 am
by The_Hol-Man
unreliable narrator wrote:
The_Hol-Man wrote:I look like a blimp since that teleporter accident with the sea cow. Wherever I go, people exclaim, "Oh, the humanatee!"
:D :D :D
Thanks! :D

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Tue Nov 25, 2014 6:14 am
by KateZiervogel
Alone in the clearing. The eerie silence hangs like moss from dead limbs. Solomly waiting for someone to depress a Cord.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Tue Nov 25, 2014 9:43 am
by WardB
It's too late for me, I'm failing. Finding this you're now in peril. Quick, purge yourself with twelve warm teaspoons of

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Tue Nov 25, 2014 10:04 am
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
WardB wrote:It's too late for me, I'm failing. Finding this you're now in peril. Quick, purge yourself with twelve warm teaspoons of
Welcome aboard, WardB!

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Tue Nov 25, 2014 5:49 pm
by groomporter
Apple issued a recall of iCars following the discovery of a virus causing them to drive to the nearest adult superstore.