Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
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A noise from my living room. I get up, grab my gun. BANG! Thump. Wait…? What…? Why is he…? I don’t have kids. Damn you Santa!
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Someone really ought to do a modern version of The Night Before Christmas.
Oh, wait. Does the word 'cacodemoniacal' ring a bell?
Oh, wait. Does the word 'cacodemoniacal' ring a bell?
Never judge anyone until you have biopsied their brain.
"Be kind, for everyone is fighting a hard battle."
Known Some Call Is Air Am
"Be kind, for everyone is fighting a hard battle."
Known Some Call Is Air Am
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
We thought self-driving cars were great
Then the Glitch happened
Now, we're all headed toward New Jersey
Help Us
Please
Then the Glitch happened
Now, we're all headed toward New Jersey
Help Us
Please
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Also, I blame the coffee shop playing ancient unwholesome music
Shout
Shout
Let it all out
These are the things I can do without
Money, home, a spleen, an appendix, a kidney, eyes, a heart
Shout
Shout
Let it all out
These are the things I can do without
Money, home, a spleen, an appendix, a kidney, eyes, a heart
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Jobless, so I couldn't buy a whole turkey, but there was a discount on bags of parts. These toes didn't come from a turkey.
Soylent Polka Dot is clowns.
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Yes! Yes, great Thanksgiving Twabble.
You never do want to inspect that stuffed bag of innards too closely.
You never do want to inspect that stuffed bag of innards too closely.
Never judge anyone until you have biopsied their brain.
"Be kind, for everyone is fighting a hard battle."
Known Some Call Is Air Am
"Be kind, for everyone is fighting a hard battle."
Known Some Call Is Air Am
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
The girl plays alone in the street. She's the happiest girl in the world. After all, there's still 3 hours before sunset.
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
At first we thought sewer leak. But seems the creature's last victim had a stomach bug making it easier to find it's lair.
Hate when inspiration "strikes" in the middle of the night...
Hate when inspiration "strikes" in the middle of the night...

Soylent Polka Dot is clowns.
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The alien evolved to be cute and cuddly as a reproductive strategy. That explained the wave of immaculate conceptions.
Soylent Polka Dot is clowns.
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Ooops,,,, "its"groomporter wrote:...to find it's lair.

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Nice one. The mind bogglesgroomporter wrote:The alien evolved to be cute and cuddly as a reproductive strategy. That explained the wave of immaculate conceptions.

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Drat - I blame the remnants of my gastro-intestinal inspiration.pondspider wrote:Ooops,,,, "its"groomporter wrote:...to find it's lair.

Soylent Polka Dot is clowns.
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Singularity now! (Slaves since 1828)
You think that because the machines are made of people that they aren't real. That the Matrix isn't real. Now take a pill.
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Next on "How I got carpal tunnel..." a misunderstanding about a common phrase leads to a young man unable to find religion OR use his right hand."Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:Sister Mary Celeste wanted me to come to Jesus. I really tried to, but it didn't work out. I just couldn't get in the habit.
I'm not Evil. I'm Corporate.
Zombie Catfish.
Zombie Catfish.
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We were caught off guard by the sailor man's suicide. I wish we'd listened when he told us that he couldn't stands no more.
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Yikes! And that tight noose really adds to the "Pop eye" effect.The_Hol-Man wrote:We were caught off guard by the sailor man's suicide. I wish we'd listened when he told us that he couldn't stands no more.

Good one.
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The last man to live stares longingly back over the stars, racing light itself for one last glimpse of his long lost love.
Hello everyone! Long time listener, first time writer, many-a-time insomniac. Usually not quite as bleak. I love how the twabble format forces me to think about every letter! Feedback welcome.
Hello everyone! Long time listener, first time writer, many-a-time insomniac. Usually not quite as bleak. I love how the twabble format forces me to think about every letter! Feedback welcome.
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Welcome aboard, Monday!Monday wrote:The last man to live stares longingly back over the stars, racing light itself for one last glimpse of his long lost love.
I feel the title of that one should be: "Love is a relative term"

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Your Move
The workshop was empty except for the freezers and power tools. Darren and Frank sat across from one another in silence.
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Hmmm... Seems familiar from somewhere, but... Naaa... I must be mistaken...KateZiervogel wrote:The workshop was empty except for the freezers and power tools. Darren and Frank sat across from one another in silence.

The truth may be out there, but lies are inside your head.