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awgifford · Post by **awgifford** » Tue Nov 25, 2014 8:39 pm

A noise from my living room. I get up, grab my gun. BANG! Thump. Wait…? What…? Why is he…? I don’t have kids. Damn you Santa!

strawman · Post by **strawman** » Tue Nov 25, 2014 11:54 pm

Someone really ought to do a modern version of The Night Before Christmas.
Oh, wait. Does the word 'cacodemoniacal' ring a bell?

Nocturnist · Post by **Nocturnist** » Wed Nov 26, 2014 6:08 pm

We thought self-driving cars were great
Then the Glitch happened
Now, we're all headed toward New Jersey
Help Us
Please

Nocturnist · Post by **Nocturnist** » Wed Nov 26, 2014 6:17 pm

Also, I blame the coffee shop playing ancient unwholesome music

Shout
Shout
Let it all out
These are the things I can do without
Money, home, a spleen, an appendix, a kidney, eyes, a heart

groomporter · Post by **groomporter** » Thu Nov 27, 2014 3:23 pm

Jobless, so I couldn't buy a whole turkey, but there was a discount on bags of parts. These toes didn't come from a turkey.

strawman · Post by **strawman** » Thu Nov 27, 2014 9:21 pm

Yes! Yes, great Thanksgiving Twabble.
You never do want to inspect that stuffed bag of innards too closely.

MonsieurMoustache · Post by **MonsieurMoustache** » Sat Nov 29, 2014 4:19 am

The girl plays alone in the street. She's the happiest girl in the world. After all, there's still 3 hours before sunset.

groomporter · Post by **groomporter** » Sun Nov 30, 2014 5:03 pm

At first we thought sewer leak. But seems the creature's last victim had a stomach bug making it easier to find it's lair.

Hate when inspiration "strikes" in the middle of the night...

groomporter · Post by **groomporter** » Sun Nov 30, 2014 5:07 pm

The alien evolved to be cute and cuddly as a reproductive strategy. That explained the wave of immaculate conceptions.

pondspider · Post by **pondspider** » Sun Nov 30, 2014 9:24 pm

groomporter wrote:...to find it's lair.

Ooops,,,, "its"

pondspider · Post by **pondspider** » Sun Nov 30, 2014 9:27 pm

groomporter wrote:The alien evolved to be cute and cuddly as a reproductive strategy. That explained the wave of immaculate conceptions.

Nice one. The mind boggles

groomporter · Post by **groomporter** » Mon Dec 01, 2014 12:13 am

pondspider wrote:
groomporter wrote:...to find it's lair.
Ooops,,,, "its"

Drat - I blame the remnants of my gastro-intestinal inspiration.

Algernon Sydney is Dead · Post by **Algernon Sydney is Dead** » Mon Dec 01, 2014 8:05 am

You think that because the machines are made of people that they aren't real. That the Matrix isn't real. Now take a pill.

Spindaddy · Post by **Spindaddy** » Mon Dec 01, 2014 2:53 pm

Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:Sister Mary Celeste wanted me to come to Jesus. I really tried to, but it didn't work out. I just couldn't get in the habit.

Next on "How I got carpal tunnel..." a misunderstanding about a common phrase leads to a young man unable to find religion OR use his right hand."

The_Hol-Man · Post by **The_Hol-Man** » Tue Dec 02, 2014 11:23 pm

We were caught off guard by the sailor man's suicide. I wish we'd listened when he told us that he couldn't stands no more.

Algernon Sydney is Dead · Post by **Algernon Sydney is Dead** » Tue Dec 02, 2014 11:32 pm

The_Hol-Man wrote:We were caught off guard by the sailor man's suicide. I wish we'd listened when he told us that he couldn't stands no more.

Yikes! And that tight noose really adds to the "Pop eye" effect.

Good one.

Monday · Post by **Monday** » Wed Dec 03, 2014 7:17 am

The last man to live stares longingly back over the stars, racing light itself for one last glimpse of his long lost love.

Hello everyone! Long time listener, first time writer, many-a-time insomniac. Usually not quite as bleak. I love how the twabble format forces me to think about every letter! Feedback welcome.

Algernon Sydney is Dead · Post by **Algernon Sydney is Dead** » Wed Dec 03, 2014 9:36 am

Monday wrote:The last man to live stares longingly back over the stars, racing light itself for one last glimpse of his long lost love.

Welcome aboard, Monday!

I feel the title of that one should be: "Love is a relative term"

KateZiervogel · Post by **KateZiervogel** » Wed Dec 03, 2014 2:03 pm

The workshop was empty except for the freezers and power tools. Darren and Frank sat across from one another in silence.

SpareInch · Post by **SpareInch** » Wed Dec 03, 2014 2:26 pm

KateZiervogel wrote:The workshop was empty except for the freezers and power tools. Darren and Frank sat across from one another in silence.

Hmmm... Seems familiar from somewhere, but... Naaa... I must be mistaken...

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