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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Tue Nov 25, 2014 8:39 pm
by awgifford
A noise from my living room. I get up, grab my gun. BANG! Thump. Wait…? What…? Why is he…? I don’t have kids. Damn you Santa!

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Tue Nov 25, 2014 11:54 pm
by strawman
Someone really ought to do a modern version of The Night Before Christmas.
Oh, wait. Does the word 'cacodemoniacal' ring a bell?

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Wed Nov 26, 2014 6:08 pm
by Nocturnist
We thought self-driving cars were great
Then the Glitch happened
Now, we're all headed toward New Jersey
Help Us
Please

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Wed Nov 26, 2014 6:17 pm
by Nocturnist
Also, I blame the coffee shop playing ancient unwholesome music

Shout
Shout
Let it all out
These are the things I can do without
Money, home, a spleen, an appendix, a kidney, eyes, a heart

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Thu Nov 27, 2014 3:23 pm
by groomporter
Jobless, so I couldn't buy a whole turkey, but there was a discount on bags of parts. These toes didn't come from a turkey.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Thu Nov 27, 2014 9:21 pm
by strawman
Yes! Yes, great Thanksgiving Twabble.
You never do want to inspect that stuffed bag of innards too closely.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sat Nov 29, 2014 4:19 am
by MonsieurMoustache
The girl plays alone in the street. She's the happiest girl in the world. After all, there's still 3 hours before sunset.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sun Nov 30, 2014 5:03 pm
by groomporter
At first we thought sewer leak. But seems the creature's last victim had a stomach bug making it easier to find it's lair.

Hate when inspiration "strikes" in the middle of the night... :oops:

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sun Nov 30, 2014 5:07 pm
by groomporter
The alien evolved to be cute and cuddly as a reproductive strategy. That explained the wave of immaculate conceptions.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sun Nov 30, 2014 9:24 pm
by pondspider
groomporter wrote:...to find it's lair.
Ooops,,,, "its"
:wink:

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sun Nov 30, 2014 9:27 pm
by pondspider
groomporter wrote:The alien evolved to be cute and cuddly as a reproductive strategy. That explained the wave of immaculate conceptions.
Nice one. The mind boggles :shock:

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Mon Dec 01, 2014 12:13 am
by groomporter
pondspider wrote:
groomporter wrote:...to find it's lair.
Ooops,,,, "its"
:wink:
Drat - I blame the remnants of my gastro-intestinal inspiration. :roll:

Singularity now! (Slaves since 1828)

Posted: Mon Dec 01, 2014 8:05 am
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
You think that because the machines are made of people that they aren't real. That the Matrix isn't real. Now take a pill.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Mon Dec 01, 2014 2:53 pm
by Spindaddy
Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:Sister Mary Celeste wanted me to come to Jesus. I really tried to, but it didn't work out. I just couldn't get in the habit.
Next on "How I got carpal tunnel..." a misunderstanding about a common phrase leads to a young man unable to find religion OR use his right hand."

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Tue Dec 02, 2014 11:23 pm
by The_Hol-Man
We were caught off guard by the sailor man's suicide. I wish we'd listened when he told us that he couldn't stands no more.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Tue Dec 02, 2014 11:32 pm
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
The_Hol-Man wrote:We were caught off guard by the sailor man's suicide. I wish we'd listened when he told us that he couldn't stands no more.
Yikes! And that tight noose really adds to the "Pop eye" effect. :twisted:

Good one.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Wed Dec 03, 2014 7:17 am
by Monday
The last man to live stares longingly back over the stars, racing light itself for one last glimpse of his long lost love.


Hello everyone! Long time listener, first time writer, many-a-time insomniac. Usually not quite as bleak. I love how the twabble format forces me to think about every letter! Feedback welcome.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Wed Dec 03, 2014 9:36 am
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
Monday wrote:The last man to live stares longingly back over the stars, racing light itself for one last glimpse of his long lost love.
Welcome aboard, Monday!

I feel the title of that one should be: "Love is a relative term" :wink:

Your Move

Posted: Wed Dec 03, 2014 2:03 pm
by KateZiervogel
The workshop was empty except for the freezers and power tools. Darren and Frank sat across from one another in silence.

Re: Your Move

Posted: Wed Dec 03, 2014 2:26 pm
by SpareInch
KateZiervogel wrote:The workshop was empty except for the freezers and power tools. Darren and Frank sat across from one another in silence.
Hmmm... Seems familiar from somewhere, but... Naaa... I must be mistaken... :wink: