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The End.

Posted: Thu Dec 11, 2014 1:15 pm
by WardB
The End.
No air to breath.
Blood pumps all the wrong ways.
My organs are rearranged, flattened paper thin,
in the mirror.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Thu Dec 11, 2014 9:18 pm
by strawman
Unless you are, like me, the funhouse.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Fri Dec 19, 2014 1:35 pm
by Monday
Free rent. No solicitors. No noisy neighbors. Air-conditioning installed soon. It's not all bad, being buried alive.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Fri Dec 19, 2014 2:05 pm
by SpareInch
Monday wrote:Free rent. No solicitors. No noisy neighbors. Air-conditioning installed soon. It's not all bad, being buried alive.
Reminds me of my first flat. Couldn't even turn around to scratch your bum. Not that I ever tried, you understand, but lesser people might have done. ;)

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sat Dec 20, 2014 1:08 pm
by Kestaa
“Oh God, I'm pregnant!” Mary whispers, with hands folded and eyes closed.
“I know,” the Voice replies. “I put it there.”


(I hope no one finds that too offensive, even though it is technically religious. It just popped into my head as I was falling asleep the other night, and seeing as how it's the Christmas season, at least for some of us, I couldn't resist posting. My apologies if it's against the rules. Nothing worse than stepping in it with your very first post to a forum.)

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sat Dec 20, 2014 5:12 pm
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
Kestaa wrote:“Oh God, I'm pregnant!” Mary whispers, with hands folded and eyes closed.
“I know,” the Voice replies. “I put it there.”
Good one!

Nice creep-factor with using "it" instead of "he" or (blasphemy) "she".

And, no, that twabble certainly isn't against the rules. And, I don't think it would offend anybody here. (DC denizens tend to either get a thick skin or get gone.)

Welcome aboard, Kestaa!

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sun Dec 21, 2014 9:00 pm
by Squiddles
He winced each time he pealed off a layer of flesh to use for parchment. That's what you get for being a writer at The Onion.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sun Dec 21, 2014 11:51 pm
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
Squiddles wrote:He winced each time he pealed off a layer of flesh to use for parchment. That's what you get for being a writer at The Onion.
Excellent technique. The onion juice should sting quite nicely without that pesky skin in the way! :twisted:

Welcome aboard, Squiddles!

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Mon Dec 22, 2014 12:52 am
by Monday
Squiddles wrote:He winced each time he pealed off a layer of flesh to use for parchment. That's what you get for being a writer at The Onion.
Hah! Well done! Although shouldn't it be "peeled"?

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Mon Dec 22, 2014 9:54 pm
by strawman
Monday wrote: Hah! Well done! Although shouldn't it be "peeled"?
Unless you're a bell.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Wed Dec 24, 2014 6:25 pm
by groomporter
CNN just reported about a computer virus that tracks your internet habits and sends the data to a DNS near the North Pole.

Have a happy whatever you celebrate!

Real Magic

Posted: Thu Jan 01, 2015 2:20 pm
by KateZiervogel
The writing had faded on her inner arm.
The spell only had power when visible so she reached for a blade to bring it to life.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Thu Jan 01, 2015 4:08 pm
by strawman
The first hundred of 2015, from the veld. Congrats!

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Thu Jan 01, 2015 4:14 pm
by KateZiervogel
Lol #JaBoet lol

Cranial reverberations

Posted: Mon Jan 05, 2015 11:31 am
by pondspider
The tick, tick, ticking. And the dong-cuckoos! A cranially implanted cuckoo clock seemed such a great idea at the time.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Mon Jan 05, 2015 11:42 am
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
My surgeon wasn't any good. When I awoke she asked, "How are you going to pay me?"
"I don't know, Doc. You left me stumped."

Time passes

Posted: Mon Jan 05, 2015 11:54 am
by pondspider
Another year closer to oblivion. A happy thought, indeed.
I think about the books I've bought but shall never ever read.

Regrets

Posted: Mon Jan 05, 2015 11:57 am
by pondspider
Places I could have visited and food I might have tasted.
The times I could have kissed a girl. Sadly it's all been wasted.

Changes in perspective

Posted: Mon Jan 05, 2015 12:06 pm
by pondspider
Past triumphs seem so empty now. Did they ever really matter?
At middle-age I struggle daily, avoiding growing fatter.

Cake

Posted: Mon Jan 05, 2015 12:24 pm
by pondspider
And don't suggest, as others may, the need for exercise.
What time have I for such pursuits? There's cake before my eyes.