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That's all folks

Posted: Mon Jan 05, 2015 12:38 pm
by pondspider
Ah well. I guess I should be thankful. Things could be worse for me.
Example 1: instead of coffee, I could be drinking tea.

Re: Cranial reverberations

Posted: Mon Jan 05, 2015 3:18 pm
by SpareInch
pondspider wrote:The tick, tick, ticking. And the dong-cuckoos! A cranially implanted cuckoo clock seemed such a great idea at the time.
:lol:
pondspider wrote:Places I could have visited and food I might have tasted.
The times I could have kissed a girl. Sadly it's all been wasted.
What!? NEVER kissed a girl? :shock:

You poor thing! :(

Re: Cranial reverberations

Posted: Mon Jan 05, 2015 3:47 pm
by pondspider
SpareInch wrote:
pondspider wrote:Places I could have visited and food I might have tasted.
The times I could have kissed a girl. Sadly it's all been wasted.
What!? NEVER kissed a girl? :shock:

You poor thing! :(
It was meant to convey the many missed opportunities... not that they were all missed :)

Edit: Oh, and I wouldn't want anyone to think this (or anything else I post) is in ANY way autobiographical. :roll:

Like a lightbeam, only different.

Posted: Mon Jan 05, 2015 8:30 pm
by pondspider
The anti-gravity unit hummed as the ground spun rapidly away beneath him.
This was the last time he'd go off at a tangent.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Mon Jan 05, 2015 9:49 pm
by bryanwitha_y
The seal creaked and splintered. She stepped over the lunar soil, stretching. "After 10,000 years, I'm finally free!"

(☞゚ヮ゚)☞

☜(゚ヮ゚☜)

Doggy Style

Posted: Tue Jan 06, 2015 2:20 am
by JoshPeters
They longed for each other but could never be together until the night Lady broke her leash and leaped into his back yard.

Unfriend Me Please!

Posted: Tue Jan 06, 2015 6:12 pm
by PB&Jellyphish320
He pulled out scissors, needle and thread. He found an empty page then delicately added another friend to his Face Book.

Re: Unfriend Me Please!

Posted: Tue Jan 06, 2015 11:14 pm
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
PB&Jellyphish320 wrote:He pulled out scissors, needle and thread. He found an empty page then delicately added another friend to his Face Book.
Good idea. Note that Dookiedan already posted a kickass, and winning, version of this meme.

Re: Unfriend Me Please!

Posted: Wed Jan 07, 2015 1:25 am
by pondspider
Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:
PB&Jellyphish320 wrote:He pulled out scissors, needle and thread. He found an empty page then delicately added another friend to his Face Book.
Good idea except that Dookiedan already posted a kickass, and winning, version of this meme.
In PB&Jelly's defence, that earlier Twabble was posted before PB&Jelly registered with the DC forums :)

It's hardly surprising that this meme should appear now and then, given the omnipresence of Facebook and the weirdness of DC forum participants' minds. :D

If we are all expected to be totally original in our posts, I for one would probably walk away.

Re: Unfriend Me Please!

Posted: Wed Jan 07, 2015 1:44 am
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
pondspider wrote:In PB&Jelly's defence, that earlier Twabble was posted before PB&Jelly registered with the DC forums :)
WHAT?!! Everybody hasn't read (and memorized) all 400-ish pages (in many different subforums) of twabbles?! :x :( :D

Seriously, many do do due diligence with a 30 second search. It's not required, but someone may point out duplicates otherwise. :wink:
Plus, that particular twabble was very widely tweeted and also published in the podcast.

Apologies to PB&Jellyphish320. I did not mean that as harsh or a personal attack.

Bored to Death

Posted: Wed Jan 07, 2015 2:20 am
by JoshPeters
Jonathon loved his new game. He put all the pieces into the large plastic lined box then wiped the knife clean and smiled.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Fri Jan 09, 2015 7:27 am
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
I tried to tutor Jedd in higher math, but Complex Numbers were just too complex for him. "That shit ain't real," he'd say.

Re: Like a lightbeam, only different.

Posted: Fri Jan 09, 2015 1:36 pm
by SpareInch
pondspider wrote:The anti-gravity unit hummed as the ground spun rapidly away beneath him.
This was the last time he'd go off at a tangent.
Ah... The First Men In The Moon, by H.G Wells

Looks like it's true. There's nothing new under the sun. Or the moon, for that matter. :lol:

Re: Unfriend Me Please!

Posted: Sat Jan 10, 2015 4:25 am
by PB&Jellyphish320
Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:
pondspider wrote:In PB&Jelly's defence, that earlier Twabble was posted before PB&Jelly registered with the DC forums :)
WHAT?!! Everybody hasn't read (and memorized) all 400-ish pages (in many different subforums) of twabbles?! :x :( :D

Seriously, many do do due diligence with a 30 second search. It's not required, but someone may point out duplicates otherwise. :wink:
Plus, that particular twabble was very widely tweeted and also published in the podcast.

Apologies to PB&Jellyphish320. I did not mean that as harsh or a personal attack.
Nah it's cool. I was afraid it might have been done before, but thought I'd give a try away just in case it hadn't. Thanks for looking out.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Mon Jan 12, 2015 9:58 pm
by MadeintheDark
I just couldn't resist...
Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:I tried to tutor Jedd in higher math, but Complex Numbers were just too complex for him. "That shit ain't real," he'd say.
The grading of Algernon's Complex Number exercises ended prematurely. The teacher lacked the required imagination.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Tue Jan 13, 2015 12:21 am
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
MadeintheDark wrote:The grading of Algernon's Complex Number exercises ended prematurely. The teacher lacked the required imagination.
I know! But my parents were never impressed by such explanations. :cry: :D

From the Devil's encyclopedia:

Posted: Thu Jan 15, 2015 2:41 am
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
Cain, the original badass, slew Abel, his only sibling. If only their mom had stopped asking them about grandchildren…

Historical note: Seth was born after the murder. Any others were born a while after that.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Thu Jan 15, 2015 2:41 am
by MadeintheDark
"But it's oozing, and I have a date tomorrow."
"It will get infected if you squeeze it."
Today CO2 reached record levels.

Re: From the Devil's encyclopedia:

Posted: Thu Jan 15, 2015 3:05 am
by MadeintheDark
Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:Cain, the original badass, slew Abel, his only sibling. If only their mom had stopped asking them about grandchildren…

Historical note: Seth was born after the murder. Any others were born a while after that.
I think if they just stopped talking about begatting(sp?) and simply accept that getting laid is just plain fun ...
between consenting adults ... in the back of a Ford Crown Victoria ... in summer of 1978 ... ahh geez ...Make love not...
or
We could just take the 'Bible according to Hollywood route' and let Russell Crowe work it all out... but maybe we just don't want to go there... yes lets just leave Russell out of it. Mums don't like Russell at moment.

From the Realm of Relationships

Posted: Thu Jan 15, 2015 3:17 am
by MadeintheDark
Since there exist entangled states which do not involve non-locality behaviour. Must I continue to pay my wife alimony