Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Submit 100 character stories for the weekly contest
User avatar
revsleestaxx
Member
Posts: 188
Joined: Thu Aug 27, 2009 8:17 pm
Location: Buzzard Breath Wy
Contact:

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by revsleestaxx » Thu Feb 05, 2015 10:29 pm

Here I came to tweet but I just stare at my feet. I push and push and push. And then I fart and tell my butt to shush! #twitshit
The Reverend's Razor
"If you don't know where it is, you don't know where it's not."

FeedBooks = http://www.feedbooks.com/userbooks/rece ... user=37332" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

User avatar
mulledvine
Member
Posts: 1
Joined: Fri Feb 06, 2015 5:12 pm

My Lady Moon

Post by mulledvine » Fri Feb 06, 2015 5:35 pm

Raised hands to worship the Moon, my solitude sublime, until suddenly interrupted by the smoke alarm.

Dinner is ready.
Fleeing reality.

User avatar
Algernon Sydney is Dead
Moderator
Posts: 3514
Joined: Thu Oct 16, 2008 11:22 pm
Location: PRK (California)

Re: My Lady Moon

Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Fri Feb 06, 2015 5:59 pm

mulledvine wrote:Raised hands to worship the Moon, my solitude sublime, until suddenly interrupted by the smoke alarm.

Dinner is ready.
Ah, I see we have the same cooking technique. :wink:

Welcome aboard, Mulledvine!

dookiedan
Member
Posts: 23
Joined: Tue Jul 01, 2014 7:52 pm

After-Life Long Love

Post by dookiedan » Tue Feb 10, 2015 8:54 pm

I have been away for a while - from the Internet, from the Drabblecast.

You must have Tina Turner's song going through your head - or have recently watched the classic "Boxing Helena":

Tucking her in, I sighed. She never said "I love you" now. What does love have to do with this, anyway? I closed her coffin.

Dookiedan

User avatar
Chomchom
Member
Posts: 6
Joined: Wed Feb 11, 2015 9:34 am
Location: Washington

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by Chomchom » Wed Feb 11, 2015 10:57 am

I pissed off my roommate, the tooth fairy. Now she hides fresh teeth in my morning coffee. I about choked on seven molars.

User avatar
Chomchom
Member
Posts: 6
Joined: Wed Feb 11, 2015 9:34 am
Location: Washington

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by Chomchom » Wed Feb 11, 2015 11:53 am

Ipecac is the gateway to new places. My mouth is the rabbit hole, and a violent green tide rushes to meet the brand new day.

User avatar
Algernon Sydney is Dead
Moderator
Posts: 3514
Joined: Thu Oct 16, 2008 11:22 pm
Location: PRK (California)

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Wed Feb 11, 2015 12:39 pm

Chomchom wrote:I pissed off my roommate, the tooth fairy. Now she hides fresh teeth in my morning coffee. I about choked on seven molars.
No problem. Good coffee should have a little "bite" to it.

Welcome aboard, Chomchom!

User avatar
strawman
Member
Posts: 5966
Joined: Sat Oct 20, 2007 2:20 pm
Location: South Georgia

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by strawman » Wed Feb 11, 2015 3:39 pm

Chomchom wrote:My mouth is the rabbit hole
An inscrutable hinge.
Never judge anyone until you have biopsied their brain.

"Be kind, for everyone is fighting a hard battle."
Known Some Call Is Air Am
Spoiler:
Non sum qualis eram = "I am not who I will be"

User avatar
Chomchom
Member
Posts: 6
Joined: Wed Feb 11, 2015 9:34 am
Location: Washington

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by Chomchom » Wed Feb 11, 2015 10:55 pm

No problem. Good coffee should have a little "bite" to it.

Welcome aboard, Chomchom!
Thanks! I'm happy to be here.

Lightning strikes, maybe once, maybe twice. But a hundred and four goddamn times? There isn't much left of him to roast.

User avatar
Chomchom
Member
Posts: 6
Joined: Wed Feb 11, 2015 9:34 am
Location: Washington

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by Chomchom » Thu Feb 12, 2015 4:35 am

Never go to Appleseed Bay. Birds and rodents line the shore, putrid and still. Some animals can't handle their arsenic.

User avatar
strawman
Member
Posts: 5966
Joined: Sat Oct 20, 2007 2:20 pm
Location: South Georgia

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by strawman » Thu Feb 12, 2015 6:05 pm

but...but...but...100%, all-natural ingredients!
Never judge anyone until you have biopsied their brain.

"Be kind, for everyone is fighting a hard battle."
Known Some Call Is Air Am
Spoiler:
Non sum qualis eram = "I am not who I will be"

cyanidebaby
Member
Posts: 2
Joined: Thu Feb 12, 2015 10:06 pm

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by cyanidebaby » Thu Feb 12, 2015 10:15 pm

THE TWITFIC THAT WAS FORMERLY HERE NEEDS REVISING

User avatar
Algernon Sydney is Dead
Moderator
Posts: 3514
Joined: Thu Oct 16, 2008 11:22 pm
Location: PRK (California)

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Thu Feb 12, 2015 11:20 pm

cyanidebaby wrote:"Baby, it's me. Remember?"
He drools, fangs bloody.
Eyes damp, I aim the harpoon up at the white face-
Full moon halves.
Alas, that's one character shy of being a twabble. :cry:

Welcome aboard, Cyanidebaby!

cyanidebaby
Member
Posts: 2
Joined: Thu Feb 12, 2015 10:06 pm

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by cyanidebaby » Thu Feb 12, 2015 11:26 pm

Thanks, knew I should've kept 'trembling.' Curse last minute edits :)

User avatar
Chomchom
Member
Posts: 6
Joined: Wed Feb 11, 2015 9:34 am
Location: Washington

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by Chomchom » Sat Feb 14, 2015 11:58 am

My legs spread, he forced the scissors into my hand.
"But first," I said, eyeing him, "Give me a reason to become a woman."

User avatar
Chomchom
Member
Posts: 6
Joined: Wed Feb 11, 2015 9:34 am
Location: Washington

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by Chomchom » Fri Feb 20, 2015 7:52 am

My hand sunk into the bucket of waffles. This is the last place it could be. I withdrew my hand, sticky with syrup. No fork.

User avatar
artarys
Member
Posts: 8
Joined: Tue Jan 27, 2015 8:38 am
Location: Austin Tx

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by artarys » Sat Feb 21, 2015 9:54 pm

" You see, Dr. Grey, our best men have devised a grading system for brain activity. Below a certain grade, man is edible."

User avatar
strawman
Member
Posts: 5966
Joined: Sat Oct 20, 2007 2:20 pm
Location: South Georgia

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by strawman » Sun Feb 22, 2015 1:25 pm

Tastes like chicken.
Never judge anyone until you have biopsied their brain.

"Be kind, for everyone is fighting a hard battle."
Known Some Call Is Air Am
Spoiler:
Non sum qualis eram = "I am not who I will be"

User avatar
groomporter
Member
Posts: 275
Joined: Sat Jul 11, 2009 4:02 pm
Location: Minnesota
Contact:

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by groomporter » Sun Feb 22, 2015 5:40 pm

He wrote the latest version of the official Star Fleet Manual on Waste Management Systems. "The Trouble with Dribbles"
Soylent Polka Dot is clowns.

User avatar
groomporter
Member
Posts: 275
Joined: Sat Jul 11, 2009 4:02 pm
Location: Minnesota
Contact:

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by groomporter » Sun Feb 22, 2015 5:57 pm

All models of Kia Soul were recalled. It was found the name was inspired by fetal brain tissue used in the car's computer.
Soylent Polka Dot is clowns.

Post Reply