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Toot

Posted: Sun May 17, 2015 2:09 am
by MadeintheDark
Does a Twabble have to be funny? It is a question that lies at the soul of every question and in the answer but one tiny fart.

Re: Toot

Posted: Sun May 17, 2015 2:30 am
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
MadeintheDark wrote:Does a Twabble have to be funny? It is a question that lies at the soul of every question and in the answer but one tiny fart.
Put the "Art" in fart
and people still don't think you smart.
If it's a good thought
don't spoil it
by invoking the toilet.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sun May 17, 2015 3:48 pm
by Castor Pollux
I decided to trace my family's history. In the process I discovered some Grizzly. It was just so completely unbearable.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sun May 17, 2015 9:10 pm
by algol
"Quit leaving the toilet seat up!" she screamed, "I'm sick of cleaning up the slime when those tentacles come out of it!"

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Tue May 19, 2015 5:22 am
by Bejami
It cannot be repeated too often: Never ever shake your baby. Everyone should know by now that they taste better as malts.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Tue May 19, 2015 1:04 pm
by algol
When Dr. Bill Kronen turned on the intangibility device he fell through the floor, all the way to the center of the Earth.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Tue May 19, 2015 1:07 pm
by algol
When Dr. Bill Kronen turned on the invisibility device the light passed right through his retinas. He was struck blind.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Tue May 19, 2015 1:14 pm
by algol
Dreamers that don't do starve us of the fantastic. Doers that don't dream choke us on the mundane. Proud to be the former.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Tue May 19, 2015 1:23 pm
by algol
Dr. Bill Kronen took the time machine back to kill his grandfather. He had life in prison to think about the damn paradox.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Tue May 19, 2015 2:59 pm
by groomporter
I understand you may be related to the famous Mr. Potter, but it doesn't change the fact that your patronus is a dust mite.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Wed May 20, 2015 3:02 am
by garydoe
The Universe wasn't only expanding. It was obtaining more matter. It was found that instead of collapsing it would just Pop.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Wed May 20, 2015 5:12 am
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
garydoe wrote:The Universe wasn't only expanding. It was obtaining more matter. It was found that instead of collapsing it would just Pop.
That's too long to be a twabble. Check it with the sizer.
Welcome aboard.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Wed May 20, 2015 4:34 pm
by garydoe
It was discovered that our expanding Universe was also obtaining more matter. Instead of collapsing it would just Pop.

I didn't know punctuation counted.
garydoe

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Wed May 20, 2015 5:06 pm
by garydoe
Out of the Black Hole they came. Dense as Neutron Stars absorbing everything in their path. They were here for the light.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Wed May 20, 2015 7:23 pm
by algol
I just clicked on the moderator's profile and saw the option to "add foe". I think other sites should have enemies lists.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Wed May 20, 2015 8:03 pm
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
Lot's of sites do and most phpBB installations too.
Good to know you consider me a foe, though. :| :wink:

Note that the friend/foe functionality is almost useless... You can't see what your enemies are saying about you and your friends have no indication that you have actually friended them.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Wed May 20, 2015 9:23 pm
by algol
I didn't add you as a foe. It's just that when I looked at your profile was the first time I saw the two options and I thought it was cool. Maybe you are tho. You've greeted every other new twabbler with "welcome aboard" or something but not me. Then again, you've also been very prompt about approving my posts and getting them on the board and visible within seconds sometimes. So right now my feelings are mixed but definitely lean more toward friend.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Wed May 20, 2015 9:26 pm
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
Belated welcome aboard!
You caught me on a bad day when you first posted; sorry.

PS: You're only supposed to need approval for the first post. The last few days, the board has been refusing to graduate newly vetted users.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Wed May 20, 2015 9:35 pm
by algol
Ah, well I'm still gonna keep you in the friend category. You seem pretty cool and I'm not one to stand on ceremony, so being denied a greeting really doesn't effect my opinion about someone. I'm really enjoying making these twabbles, especially my Dr. Bill Konen series, about a scientist who fails exposing the flaws in various sci fi tropes. Anyway, keep up the good work and I will go back to hundred character posts from now on. Pardon the digression.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sat May 23, 2015 5:06 am
by eric_marsh
It was unsafe after dark while Johnny Depp developed his character for Dracula. Method acting does that to some people.