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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sat May 23, 2015 6:12 am
by garydoe
After years in zero gravity when legs became less important to move from here to there everyone started farting around.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sun May 24, 2015 3:03 pm
by garydoe
His remains were placed with others of their kind, in The Great Incinerator. He was deemed unfit for human consumption.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Mon May 25, 2015 12:38 am
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
garydoe wrote:After years in zero gravity when legs became less important to move from here to there everyone started farting around.
:P
So they became ass-tronauts?
When they entered a room they were said to "butt in"?
Collisions happened when someone was "boweled over"?
"It's a gas, man!"
And, of course, "Flame out" could have a whole new meaning.
Finally, none of this would work without the right kind of underwear: "Flighty whities"
:mrgreen:

Metamorphosis

Posted: Mon May 25, 2015 12:41 am
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
The first line of Metamorphosis (by some old dead dude called "Kafka") makes a pretty good twabble:

“As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from uneasy dreams he found himself transformed in his bed into a monstrous vermin.”

Coincidence? Surely not.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Tue May 26, 2015 2:48 am
by garydoe
"Ass-tronauts" Great rejoinders. Could have made a drabble out of it.

Hero

Posted: Tue May 26, 2015 4:13 pm
by HF605
Holding his mask, Erik looked over the city. They had taken his family with guns. He'd take their freedom with his fists.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Tue May 26, 2015 8:50 pm
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
Welcome aboard, HF605!

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Wed May 27, 2015 4:39 am
by Bejami
Hey soul, do the right thing, leave that body behind.
Hey soul, do the wight thing, stick around and haunt the graveyard.

Monkey see monkey do.

Posted: Sat May 30, 2015 12:45 am
by Bushelle Kazan
They put fifty monkeys in a room with a typewriter and waited. And so the monkeys dramatized the painful demise in print.

Re: Monkey see monkey do.

Posted: Sat May 30, 2015 12:58 am
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
Bushelle Kazan wrote:They put fifty monkeys in a room with a typewriter and shut the door. The monkeys dramatized their painful demise in print.
Welcome aboard, Bushelle Kazan!

Alas, that was too long to be a twabble. :cry:

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sat May 30, 2015 4:26 am
by Yttermayn
As I held my bulging belly she fumed "You should have just used toilet paper; the package even says "Magic Eraser" on it!"

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sat May 30, 2015 4:42 am
by Yttermayn
My blade is red, the heart cut free. The goddess is not pleased. "Are you going to finish pitting those cherries or what?"

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sat May 30, 2015 5:03 am
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
Yttermayn wrote:As I held my bulging belly she fumed "You should have just used toilet paper; the package even says "Magic Eraser" on it!"
Took me a bit to get this one (I think).
Is someone in urgent need of a catheter and worse? :shock: :)

Seemed like a good idea at the time

Posted: Sat May 30, 2015 11:00 am
by SpareInch
Okay, so putting the goldfish in the DNA Enhancer wasn’t the brightest thing I ever did. But he’s much happier as a T-Rex.

Re: Monkey see monkey do.

Posted: Sat May 30, 2015 4:19 pm
by Bushelle Kazan
Sized correctly!
Bushelle Kazan wrote:They put fifty monkeys in a room with a typewriter and waited. And so the monkeys dramatized the painful demise in print.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sat May 30, 2015 5:26 pm
by Yttermayn
Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:
Yttermayn wrote:As I held my bulging belly she fumed "You should have just used toilet paper; the package even says "Magic Eraser" on it!"
Took me a bit to get this one (I think).
Is someone in urgent need of a catheter and worse? :shock: :)
Yeah, the alternative version mentioned waiting for surgery instead of a bulging belly. Maybe that would make more sense?

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sat May 30, 2015 9:00 pm
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
Nah. The first version's better, IMO, more disturbing.
Nothing wrong with making us readers think for our squick. Makes the groans that much louder. ;)

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sat May 30, 2015 10:03 pm
by Bushelle Kazan
Yttermayn wrote:
Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:
Yttermayn wrote:As I held my bulging belly she fumed "You should have just used toilet paper; the package even says "Magic Eraser" on it!"
"Mr. Clean," his wife barked angrily, "Please kindly pick up the pace! It's an emergency over here!"

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Tue Jun 02, 2015 11:43 am
by joseph.eapen
The man vanished ;right in front of him. a voice echoed ."When god made man in his own image";.He did not have one. Do you?

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Tue Jun 02, 2015 5:38 pm
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
joseph.eapen wrote:The man vanished ;right in front of him. a voice echoed ."When god made man in his own image";.He did not have one. Do you?
That's a fun concept but, alas, it is too short to be a twabble and the punctuation is off.

Perhaps? :
The man vanished, right in front of me, and a voice echoed, "When god made man in his own image, He did not have one. Do you?"

Welcome aboard, Joseph Eapen!