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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Tue Jun 02, 2015 6:11 pm
by Hamsterknit
Her offspring wanted a knitted octopus hat. How was she to know that the darn pattern was coded? All hail the Giant Squid!

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Tue Jun 02, 2015 6:20 pm
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
Welcome aboard, Hamsterknit!

Home defense

Posted: Wed Jun 03, 2015 3:17 am
by HF605
The bullet was birthed from the barrel of a gun, had its midlife crisis in flight and died an honorable death upon impact.

Re: Home defense

Posted: Wed Jun 03, 2015 6:17 am
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
HF605 wrote:The bullet was birthed from the barrel of a gun, had its midlife crisis in flight and died an honorable death upon impact.
Hmmm. You're now 2-for-2 with the gunplay twabbles. Is there someone we should call? :)

Jacket of copper
hollow of point
With your own blood
I thee anoint
You're wounded
I am through
Hope that is
a comfort to you

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Wed Jun 03, 2015 12:12 pm
by HF605
It started as a cop story but 100 characters condensed it. I'll cleanse the pallet soon enough. :D

Palate Cleanser

Posted: Wed Jun 03, 2015 5:52 pm
by HF605
Blindness never soured ol' Gary. He's always polite. He even tips his hat and says, "Ma'am" as he passes the fish market.

There. No bullets, no guns. Just plain ol' fun and humor. :)

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Wed Jun 03, 2015 8:14 pm
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
You're lucky a certain mod's no longer around. She really "appreciates" that kind of humor. :twisted:

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Wed Jun 03, 2015 9:10 pm
by HF605
As in I'd be booted from the forum?

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Wed Jun 03, 2015 9:20 pm
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
Nah. Not for one instance of something that minor.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Thu Jun 04, 2015 6:37 pm
by awgifford
One large soda, one large popcorn. As he sat down alone in the theater, Raymond smiled. He really enjoyed masturdating.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Thu Jun 04, 2015 9:47 pm
by algol
Yttermayn wrote:
Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:
Yttermayn wrote:As I held my bulging belly she fumed "You should have just used toilet paper; the package even says "Magic Eraser" on it!"


It's funny, I recently posted a toilet twabble. Mine was about tentacles, tendrils or something with an actual toilet.

Gamer

Posted: Fri Jun 05, 2015 4:51 am
by HF605
Salt crusted domes for eyes. Lips of chapped desert wastelands. Game controller in hand, he wheezes, "one more level."

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Fri Jun 05, 2015 2:45 pm
by strawman
Every snowflake is unique, never duplicated.

But in a crowd, snowflakes become snowballs.

Snowballs are all the same.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sun Jun 07, 2015 9:05 pm
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
strawman wrote:But in a crowd, snowflakes become snowballs.
Peaceful snowflakes only become snowballs when they are manhandled by some (snow)booted scoundrel. Fight the power!

She loved him, but not that much

Posted: Sun Jun 07, 2015 11:23 pm
by Sonofpan
Erik buckled into his own dark, inky blood. Debra's finger crushed the trigger again. She cried over him one final time.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Mon Jun 08, 2015 12:16 am
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
Welcome aboard, Sonofpan!

Re: She loved him, but not that much

Posted: Mon Jun 08, 2015 6:04 pm
by strawman
Sonofpan wrote:Erik buckled into his own dark, inky blood. Debra's finger crushed the trigger again. She cried over him one final time.
Women!
Can't live with 'em;
Can't live without 'em.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Fri Jun 12, 2015 5:45 am
by Betadog
Too Curious
He found the bones while hunting madly for escape. A lot of bones.
There had been other Georges before him. Many Georges.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Fri Jun 12, 2015 8:02 pm
by strawman
"I'm Enery the VIIIth I am"
If anyone wasn't curious, it was Enery.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sat Jun 13, 2015 2:15 am
by strawman
Fetus.
Newborn.
Infant.
Toddler.
Child.
Youth.
Adult.
Mid-Life.
Senior.
Retiree.
Gramps.
Old Fart.
Dearly Beloved.