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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sat Jun 13, 2015 6:39 am
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
The new selfie stick, made by Hazardbro, is THE smash Christmas gift this year. Why? It also makes a great lightning rod.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sun Jun 14, 2015 11:19 pm
by The_Hol-Man
A cautionary tale about tugging on a certain someone's cape:

They all made fun of the flying man's "handstands..." until he threatened to NOT to push Earth out of the asteroid's way.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Wed Jun 17, 2015 8:28 pm
by whereiswaltjnr
"And they said I should never play god"
cackled the mad scientist as he read
reviews of his role in Jesus Christ Superstar

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Wed Jun 17, 2015 8:39 pm
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
Welcome aboard, Whereiswaltjnr!

PS: I'm going to pretend that your nom de forum is Breaking Bad related. :)

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Wed Jun 17, 2015 9:28 pm
by whereiswaltjnr
It is. It was a old twitter handle that stuck for some reason.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sat Jun 20, 2015 1:59 am
by The_Hol-Man
Great one, whereiswaltjnr!

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sat Jun 20, 2015 9:07 pm
by whereiswaltjnr
Thank you. That's really nice to hear.

One Last Visitor

Posted: Sat Jun 27, 2015 12:46 pm
by SpareInch
The last living creature in the world sat alone in a room. He smiled as he heard the click of heels in the corridor outside.

Montezuma's Comeback

Posted: Sat Jun 27, 2015 9:55 pm
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
I squat upon a putrid brown pyramid, of my own production, sacrificing my bowels and praying for sweet, merciful death.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Mon Jun 29, 2015 6:38 pm
by The_Hol-Man
Sounds like a pretty crappy day. ;)

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Tue Jun 30, 2015 2:08 am
by wanderingmarmot
Let your character tell you what it’ll do next. Tied to a chair with a revolver to my head, I’m not sure I should write pulp.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Tue Jun 30, 2015 9:34 pm
by Niboree
With the Morse code manual resting open on her chest, she woke to the baby’s kicks; three short, three long, three short.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Tue Jun 30, 2015 10:04 pm
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
Niboree wrote:With the Morse code manual resting open on her chest, she woke to the baby’s kicks; three short, three long, three short.
Same Old Story. :P

Welcome aboard, Niboree!

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Thu Jul 02, 2015 1:17 am
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
They don't say, "Psychotic babies with claws & motor skills." No one would ever get one. So they lie and call them "cats".

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Thu Jul 02, 2015 10:52 am
by strawman
Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:They don't say, "Psychotic babies with claws & motor skills." No one would ever get one. So they lie and call them "cats".
Good one, ASID.
Of course, they also don't say a lot of other things. They don't mention that the reason St Nick and Google know what you've been thinking is that they are actually cats. They don't tell you how hypersensitive they are, and that they freak when their servants have unsupportive attitudes, such as yours.
And they never tell you where they planted the hairball IED.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Thu Jul 02, 2015 9:00 pm
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
Hmmm. If your hairballs are exploding, might I suggest a little less nitroglycerin in your cat's diet? (Or a fair bit more, if Fluffy is particularly cantankerous. :twisted: )

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Fri Jul 03, 2015 1:37 pm
by revsleestaxx
If you smell like one thing make it Dee Oh Gee "Yeah baby roll in some garbage and come to daddy" Fragrance by Michael Vick.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sun Jul 05, 2015 9:15 am
by erica.weems
Greetings! This is my first time posting. Here is my hello twabble:

"So cute!" She declared, playing with the baby's toes. She tickled them once more before putting them back on the shelf.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sun Jul 05, 2015 11:21 am
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
Welcome aboard, Erica.Weems!

Passive Resistance

Posted: Mon Jul 06, 2015 2:13 am
by wanderingmarmot
“Gotcha,” taunted Leonard as his snowball smashed into his foe.
Gandhi realized passive resistance had limitations.