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What would you do

Posted: Mon Jul 06, 2015 2:14 pm
by erica.weems
Chest heaving, knuckles bloodied, eyes misty, heart broken...
He couldn't believe what he had done for a Klondike bar.

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Posted: Mon Jul 06, 2015 4:44 pm
by groomporter
Mass extinction left empty niches in many biomes. No one expected the shadow things would evolve to fill the vacancies.

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Posted: Mon Jul 06, 2015 6:39 pm
by Bobby Knightrider
The second time the Tower of Babel fell, the pieces rose and self-assembled. This time it is was the Lord who was humbled.

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Posted: Mon Jul 06, 2015 8:30 pm
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
Bobby Knightrider wrote:The second time the Tower of Babel fell, the pieces rose and self-assembled. This time it is was the Lord who was humbled.
Sounds like the creation of a celestial Weeble™ toy for God. :)

Welcome aboard, Bobby Knightrider!

erica.weems wrote:Chest heaving, knuckles bloodied, eyes misty, heart broken...
He couldn't believe what he had done for a Klondike bar.
I like the idea and the start. Don't like the reminder of an ad campaign I despise.
Maybe he did it for something like bunny slippers instead? :)

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Tue Jul 07, 2015 12:18 pm
by Caustic Reverie
Lassie circled, clearly anxious. “What is it, girl?” Timmy asked.
She rolled over and pointed east with a pectoral fin.

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Posted: Tue Jul 07, 2015 11:11 pm
by 420Shogun
Its was sunny outside. I wanted to go outside and play but mom said "No. Your father has to come back with your space suit."

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Posted: Wed Jul 08, 2015 12:25 am
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
Welcome aboard, 420Shogun.

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Posted: Wed Jul 08, 2015 9:30 pm
by Beck
Starved and reduced to eating the dead raccoon was terrifying. Worse was finding out that it wasn't dead just yet.

Ouch.

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Posted: Thu Jul 09, 2015 2:50 am
by strawman
Raccoon sushi?

Zappa

Posted: Thu Jul 09, 2015 3:00 am
by strawman
While The Mothers of Invention screamed in my headphones, I wondered if anyone had ever gotten into Sushi Creamcheese.

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Posted: Thu Jul 09, 2015 9:48 pm
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
Beck wrote:Starved and reduced to eating the dead raccoon was terrifying. Worse was finding out that it wasn't dead just yet.

Ouch.
Welcome aboard, Beck!

strawman wrote:... anyone had ever gotten into Sushi Creamcheese.
Pretty sure even the raccoons would avoid that. ;)

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Posted: Sat Jul 11, 2015 5:27 am
by The6thDoctor
Colossal tentacles emerged from the sea. Sam did not fear the Cthulhu's arrival. In fact, he had a craving for calamari.

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Posted: Sat Jul 11, 2015 6:04 am
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
Welcome aboard, The6thDoctor!

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Posted: Sat Jul 11, 2015 1:18 pm
by SpareInch
In the mirror, my toothbrush scrubbed vigorously across my teeth.

It’s just that I was putting my mascara on at the time.

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Posted: Mon Jul 13, 2015 4:25 am
by eric_marsh
Google engineers never could get DeepDream to create realistic images. Unlike us, computers can't lie to themselves.

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Posted: Mon Jul 13, 2015 11:17 am
by strawman
It's the programmer's 0 = 1 code that results in the "lies". AI is closer than we thought.

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Posted: Mon Jul 13, 2015 1:37 pm
by The6thDoctor
On his return to Earth, reporters asked him if life on Mars had changed him. He gazed back at them. They were obliterated.

Posted: Tue Jul 14, 2015 10:56 pm
by erica.weems
Learning to love yourself:


I want to like her. Really, I do. But she's just so mean to me sometimes when we fight.
I wish I got along better with myself.

Re:

Posted: Wed Jul 15, 2015 3:29 am
by strawman
erica.weems wrote:Learning to love yourself:


I want to like her. Really, I do. But she's just so mean to me sometimes when we fight.
I wish I got along better with myself.
"Judge not, lest ye be judged."
Oh, wait...

Strings

Posted: Wed Jul 15, 2015 10:30 am
by WardB
From our sun, a subatomic particle triggered the mutated cancer cell.
Another forced the decision to take her own life.