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Post by JeremySzal » Sun Apr 03, 2016 8:20 am

We've got some fantastic news for you today. You have the body of someone half your age. But it's growing inside your womb

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Post by Necronominom » Sun Apr 10, 2016 4:28 am

Seven thousand embryonic scorpions is seven thousand too many embryonic scorpions to appear in my prenatal sonogram.

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Post by Gedankenexperiment » Wed Apr 13, 2016 5:37 pm

It looked small, disturbingly out of place, and altogether too moist. "What is it?" He asked. "My heart" She responded.

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Post by SpareInch » Thu Apr 14, 2016 2:10 pm

No matter how many worlds you visit, there really isn’t any place quite like home. THRICE dAMN tHE gOD dAMNED DEATH STAR!
The truth may be out there, but lies are inside your head.

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Post by The_Hol-Man » Sat Apr 23, 2016 9:42 pm

Necronominom wrote:Seven thousand embryonic scorpions is seven thousand too many embryonic scorpions to appear in my prenatal sonogram.
Good one!

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Post by The_Hol-Man » Sat Apr 23, 2016 9:42 pm

SF fans hated when I named my food book "Thyme Travel," so I named my next one "Thyme and Pun-ishment." Here goes nothing!

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Post by Necronominom » Tue Apr 26, 2016 6:53 am

They embraced as they gazed into the embers of their campfire. Branches creaked above. The wind hadn't blown for hours.

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Post by Nyx » Wed Apr 27, 2016 5:27 pm

Beautiful singing rang through the dismal halls. Clearly the stitches were not enough; surgery is now the only option.

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Post by pointingfloat » Thu Apr 28, 2016 1:53 pm

Inspired by an actual email subject line...

Even the seasoned forensic entomologists couldn't stomach it. This one tick melts away two pounds of belly fat per day!

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Post by Gedankenexperiment » Thu Apr 28, 2016 4:07 pm

The biologist tightened the loose stopper on the vial. She was certain it was nothing. She told herself it would be fine.

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Post by jonathan.frana » Sat Apr 30, 2016 10:31 am

100 people are attending my funeral.
100 people are mourning me.
100 people don't know I'm not dead, and I cannot scream.

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Post by jonathan.frana » Sun May 01, 2016 7:51 am

At the butcher's, I buy tongue, liver, and ribs.
"I'm glad they legalized cannibalism," I say.
The tongue says nothing.

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Post by Kim McDougall » Sun May 01, 2016 8:41 pm

All the world's a stagecoach & we are merely horses.
We're in the wheeler position, & that ain't mud flinging in our eyes.

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Post by jeff.karls » Tue May 03, 2016 5:15 am

My future rides on passing but I see it in his face.
"I'm very sorry", says St. Peter, "but you'll need to keep to the left".

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Post by rundlesten » Mon May 09, 2016 4:36 pm

Joe had read there are 3 ways to escape when bound and underwater. Fighting panic, he desperately tried to discover one.

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Post by rundlesten » Tue May 10, 2016 9:52 pm

He awoke on the run, squishing meaty globules. He looked down and screamed. In this nightmare place the hills have eyes.

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Post by nevermore_66 » Fri May 13, 2016 4:24 pm

Still have this imp on my shoulder. Should I see a doctor? I don't have insurance. I'll be fine. It only laughs when I hurt.
Boy meets girl.
Boy looses girl.
Boy gets girl back...
...one piece at a time.
Strangeness in the Proportion
(Now with 20% more absinthe!)

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Post by Auto_K » Sat May 14, 2016 1:33 am

nevermore_66 wrote:Still have this imp on my shoulder. Should I see a doctor? I don't have insurance. I'll be fine. It only laughs when I hurt.
*slow clap*

That's excellent.
Never talking/Just keeps walking/

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Post by Auto_K » Sat May 14, 2016 1:39 am

There should be enough morphine. I can feel it moving inside me. The scalpel is dull...there should be enough morphine.
Never talking/Just keeps walking/

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Post by rundlesten » Mon May 16, 2016 8:44 pm

Her tears fell on the scale.
He smiled, eyes glinting.
"How can I help you if you won't show me how morbidly obese you are?"

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