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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Tue Jun 21, 2016 9:56 pm
by Auto_K
Champie wrote:I tripped the young man, who yelled "I'll miss my train". "You're welcome" I said, and stepped back into my time machine.
Awesome.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Wed Jun 22, 2016 4:34 am
by Spindaddy
So does anyone know if more episodes are going to be posted? Is the Drabblecast on hiatus?

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Wed Jun 22, 2016 4:33 pm
by Auto_K
Spindaddy wrote:So does anyone know if more episodes are going to be posted? Is the Drabblecast on hiatus?
I'm wondering the same thing. They haven't posted anything on Twitter in awhile. Hopefully someone will have some info.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Wed Jul 06, 2016 6:34 am
by Niboree
Daftlander wrote:I couldn't tell which was more damn humiliating. Losing my wife to my toaster, or the fact that it helped me get my degree.
Love this.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Mon Jul 18, 2016 9:04 pm
by MementoHero
The chicken ran across the highway as the Semi barreled down. It stopped halfway. You know that very old joke? It's true.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2016 5:27 am
by PeachesLatour
I'd explained to the patient that the unguent was topical. Topical. It's not my fault that he mixed it into a pina colada.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Mon Aug 01, 2016 11:06 pm
by Auto_K
PeachesLatour wrote:I'd explained to the patient that the unguent was topical. Topical. It's not my fault that he mixed it into a pina colada.
This very nearly made me burst out laughing in the middle of the library. :D

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2016 1:43 am
by GreatNorthernTroll
Bob paused a bit before taking his first-ever bite of an apple. What if he really did find only half a worm inside of there?

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2016 1:45 am
by GreatNorthernTroll
Four BIG red eyes peered fretfully out of the closet doorway. Those horrible children were blocking it's escape route.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2016 1:46 am
by GreatNorthernTroll
Hadn't the car salesman claimed this car was faster than the State Police's radio? Jack decided to find out for himself.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2016 1:47 am
by GreatNorthernTroll
Cat prepared to pounce. A lightning move and it's teeth closed about a sinuous neck. Then pain erupted from it's tail...

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2016 1:47 am
by GreatNorthernTroll
99 bottles of beer on the wall? Alright, who's the idiot that put all of that beer up there instead of in the refrigerator?

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2016 1:48 am
by GreatNorthernTroll
Bob poured his heart into his job as a tobacco lobbyist. So much so that when he died, the autopsy revealed he had no heart!

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2016 1:49 am
by GreatNorthernTroll
Drinking driver drove by swerve n sway. Drinking driver drank his life away. Drinking driver drove, now on a slab he lay.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Thu Aug 11, 2016 7:00 pm
by nevermore_66
Dad's drunk steps up the stairs.
"Got a plan," big sis says, dangling a foot off bed's edge.
"What you doing?"
"Fishing."

Alien Dialog [translated by MitD]

Posted: Fri Aug 12, 2016 7:39 pm
by MadeintheDark
"Stanley, I wish you would please stop looking up that girl's dress!"

"Am not"

"Eyeball, right index finger, long arms"

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Fri Aug 12, 2016 10:28 pm
by GreatNorthernTroll
Re: Cop's extensive internal investigation... Apparently, it's a shootable offense to go walking in the park at dusk.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Fri Aug 19, 2016 7:47 am
by PeachesLatour
Auto_K wrote:
PeachesLatour wrote:I'd explained to the patient that the unguent was topical. Topical. It's not my fault that he mixed it into a pina colada.
This very nearly made me burst out laughing in the middle of the library. :D
Haha, yay, thanks! I think all twabbles should be written with the goal of getting readers kicked out of public places. :)

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sun Aug 21, 2016 12:06 am
by seani
What? Your husband's trapped in the wardrobe and had a heart attack? Should you force the door? Not yet Mrs Schrödinger

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Fri Aug 26, 2016 3:49 pm
by MementoHero
The bedtime story ended after the cursed fox killed the firefly. "Who cursed the fox mommy?"
"Joss Whedon" she replied.