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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Fri Aug 26, 2016 3:50 pm
by MementoHero
seani wrote:What? Your husband's trapped in the wardrobe and had a heart attack? Should you force the door? Not yet Mrs Schrödinger


I really love this one.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Mon Aug 29, 2016 4:01 am
by RenaissanceSim
"It's just a branch," I told myself, "falling somewhere out in the woods." It's just the same branch every single night.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Tue Aug 30, 2016 4:28 am
by Auto_K
RenaissanceSim wrote:"It's just a branch," I told myself, "falling somewhere out in the woods." It's just the same branch every single night.


Spooky!

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Tue Aug 30, 2016 4:29 am
by Auto_K
On Earth, we remove the parasite eggs with lasers. Here in orbit, it's fingernail clippers and a few seconds of courage.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Tue Sep 06, 2016 7:53 pm
by rundlesten
Suddenly everything clicked into place. Relieved, I called to push my hardware upgrade back for another three months.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sun Sep 11, 2016 9:02 am
by Tesseract
Do you know the black, howling void
Feeling existence burning away your skin
The end of all things
It lives on Drewry lane

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Tue Sep 20, 2016 3:35 am
by RustyTomatoes
It does not see. It does not hear. It does not smell, taste or feel. Yet it is still feared for one important reason: IT EATS

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sat Sep 24, 2016 8:32 pm
by eric_marsh
The news is full of stories about dangers abroad. To defend the world from evil I vote for the man willing to strike first.

(I think my drabble does a better job of telling the same story)

Yes, it's a tewibble, tewibble Twabble, inspired by the sizing tool...

Posted: Wed Oct 12, 2016 12:44 pm
by GreatNorthernTroll
And everyone calls me Twabble. I couldn't be a Selfy or Spam. I'm an 1/8th of an 1/8th, I'm Twabble. Twabble the 1/8th I am.


Machine in Me

Posted: Thu Oct 13, 2016 1:14 pm
by pondspider
It was the latest "wearable" craze.
Touched to bare skin, tendrils bonded to soft tissue and then to bone.
No going back.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Fri Nov 04, 2016 2:44 am
by Modogen
Not mine, but I had to bring this to your attention (9gag):

How's everyone holding up?
It's crazy out there!
I've killed 15 zombies so far!
Why the fuck are they all
carrying candy?

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sat Nov 05, 2016 10:24 am
by GreatNorthernTroll
Their eyes locked from across the smokey room. It was almost creepy. Life would never be the same for Lovecraft & Cthulu!

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Tue Nov 08, 2016 3:52 pm
by SpareInch
I have sociopathy on 30 day trial. It’s free, either way. If I don’t like it, I give it back to the dealer. If I do, I kill him.

:twisted:

How did we let this happen?

Posted: Wed Nov 09, 2016 11:43 pm
by pondspider
The people, in blind despair, grasped the chance to elect a man who'd change things. Cheers rang across a broken nation.

Re: How did we let this happen?

Posted: Thu Nov 10, 2016 5:48 am
by SpareInch
pondspider wrote:The people, in blind despair, grasped the chance to elect a man who'd change things. Cheers rang across a broken nation.


“Looks like there’s a civil war coming,” said the man in The White house. “Bet you all are glad you kept your guns now, eh?”

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Thu Nov 10, 2016 3:30 pm
by SpareInch
“Ever seen a man keelhauled?” asked The Captain.

The selkies exchanged a look. “Yes, Sir,” just didn’t seem to cover it.

The Flying Dutchman

Posted: Sun Nov 20, 2016 3:53 pm
by eric_marsh
I said that I don't want to die ever!

I'm used to drifting in deep space. Circling a black hole makes me want to reconsider.

Here and there...

Posted: Thu Nov 24, 2016 12:16 pm
by GreatNorthernTroll
Far from London, unbothered by the Ripper, she danced down the lane. She saw an odd stone, bending closer... an eyeball!

Breakfast

Posted: Mon Nov 28, 2016 3:05 pm
by pondspider
Egg sat dispassionately in the cup.
The boiling had been cruel.
The soldiers prepared for action.
It would soon be over.

After breakfast

Posted: Mon Nov 28, 2016 3:10 pm
by pondspider
Egg felt strangely hollow. As if his whole being had been scooped out.
Well, at least he wouldn't need to diet for a while.