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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sat Dec 03, 2016 8:42 pm
by DaughterOfChump
The singularity has come, though it takes the form of a black hole fired by an alien superweapon. It was nice knowing you.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sat Dec 03, 2016 11:11 pm
by GreatNorthernTroll
Would it be possible/fitting to fire whales and flower pots back at them, I wonder, before we disappear up our butt hole?

"The singularity has come, though it takes the form of a black hole fired by an alien superweapon. It was nice knowing you"

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sun Dec 04, 2016 8:36 pm
by DaughterOfChump
I'll have to talk to NASA about that

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Tue Dec 06, 2016 1:47 pm
by crispy_john
After the war, the world was cold and barren. “Waste nothing,” I told my daughter as I lay dying. She had not eaten in days.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Tue Dec 13, 2016 5:47 am
by TheBigBlueFrog
People say everyone should keep a diary. I keep, and read, all of their diaries. "Dear diary, today I met the nicest man."

Dear Diary

Posted: Tue Dec 13, 2016 9:58 am
by GreatNorthernTroll
Dear Diary keeper. I'm afraid I've misled you terribly. You've succumbed to a fatal misapprehension. Im NOT a Nice man!

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sat Dec 24, 2016 7:55 am
by PxPxo
The officer eyes my mocha. "No liquids allowed in the air." I blink. My wings bristle involuntarily. God, I hate the TSA.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sat Dec 31, 2016 3:02 pm
by seani
That skin tag you fiddle with? Sometimes it's the start of a skin zipper. You may be luckier: I'll never get it all back in.

(credit to Munsi!)

Who's sorry now?

Posted: Sun Jan 01, 2017 3:53 am
by GreatNorthernTroll
I thought it was all tucked away, but when I pulled up on that zipper, something got caught! Not sure who's unluckier now!

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Tue Jan 03, 2017 9:26 am
by SpareInch
According to the local people, this singing rock is called, ‘The Boom Box,’ and their Queen created it by a kind of magic.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sun Jan 15, 2017 4:21 am
by jonathan.frana
I made the first incision, just as instructed. His screaming curtled my blood. I've yet to hear of a worst first autopsy.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sun Jan 15, 2017 9:28 am
by SpareInch
jonathan.frana wrote:I made the first incision, just as instructed. His screaming curtled my blood. I've yet to hear of a worst first autopsy.

Oh I don't know. At least you can be certain of what killed him. ;)

The First Time, ain't necessarily the Best!

Posted: Sun Jan 15, 2017 1:15 pm
by GreatNorthernTroll
Alive?!??! How?!??! What to do? A severed windpipe assured that His first autopsy would not be disrupted a second time!

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Mon Jan 16, 2017 12:21 am
by DaughterOfChump
The ambush came in the form of RPGs fired from the rooftops. A copy of the Numenera Core book hit me the face. It was brutal.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Mon Jan 16, 2017 1:27 pm
by hellena.xantia
- You sure you want to go back? All these years’ memories will be lost.
- Not even a déjà vu?..
- Haven’t you already felt it?

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Mon Jan 16, 2017 3:44 pm
by hellena.xantia
My first memories were of paper, of tender hands. So were my last, but no hands were kind then, it was fire who caught them.

Re: The First Time, ain't necessarily the Best!

Posted: Wed Jan 18, 2017 7:16 pm
by jonathan.frana
GreatNorthernTroll wrote:Alive?!??! How?!??! What to do? A severed windpipe assured that His first autopsy would not be disrupted a second time!
My mental image went from a terrified student, to Jeffery Combs with that. :lol:

Re: The First Time, ain't necessarily the Best!

Posted: Wed Jan 18, 2017 11:45 pm
by GreatNorthernTroll
jonathan.frana wrote:
GreatNorthernTroll wrote:Alive?!??! How?!??! What to do? A severed windpipe assured that His first autopsy would not be disrupted a second time!
My mental image went from a terrified student, to Jeffery Combs with that. :lol:
That's more or less what I was aiming for! :D

Divided

Posted: Sat Jan 21, 2017 2:08 am
by clucas
He was divided. Should he try and escape off of the altar,
or had the circular saw already gone in too deep for it to matter?

Re: Divided

Posted: Sat Jan 21, 2017 9:16 am
by GreatNorthernTroll
clucas wrote:He was divided. Should he try and escape off of the altar,
or had the circular saw already gone in too deep for it to matter?
There was one thing for certain, though. Whichever choice he made, he'd be at least half right. Or maybe it was half left?