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ArcaneKnight · Post by **ArcaneKnight** » Sat Mar 03, 2018 5:29 am

It started as light touches and quickly became harsh pokes. Should I tell the brain surgeon the anesthesia has worn off?

Tarius · Post by **Tarius** » Tue Mar 06, 2018 7:00 pm

What does a bad brain surgeon and a good farmer have in common? They both produce lots of vegetables!

SwiffFiffteh · Post by **SwiffFiffteh** » Thu Apr 05, 2018 9:50 pm

They stood near a circular lake.
"A stone from the sky?" asked the boy.
"Underwater."
"For...?"
"A sword," said Merlin.

eric_marsh · Post by **eric_marsh** » Sun Apr 22, 2018 7:38 pm

A once vibrant community is now quiet. I return to empty hallways and dusty rooms. Yet I must post, for I'm almost at 1000.

Sanseye · Post by **Sanseye** » Wed Jun 13, 2018 10:00 pm

No. In a state of shock, she denied the evidence.
Phone, dead. Computer, dead. Her trusty i-pod, dead. The i-pocalypse.

eric_marsh · Post by **eric_marsh** » Sun Jun 24, 2018 9:26 am

In Moscow university I study Tolstoy. No good they say. Must master twit-fic for job to write American political memes.

eric_marsh · Post by **eric_marsh** » Tue Jun 26, 2018 8:06 am

Words have meanings and meanings are important. It's not good enough to just tell robot slaves "Create a better world."

ATinySloth · Post by **ATinySloth** » Tue Jul 31, 2018 11:52 am

I often wonder
of the bullet man's thoughts
as he flies naked across the sky
Unstoppable, Supersonic

RustyTomatoes · Post by **RustyTomatoes** » Sat Aug 18, 2018 4:11 pm

The Old One returns! If not for the retrograde amnesia, we would know if all the tears are from exaltation or trepidation

excelsaga2302 · Post by **excelsaga2302** » Thu Sep 13, 2018 4:03 am

'M... m... mummy?', Jimmy whimpered, 'w... what's a vampire?'

'oh Jimmy, please just finish your soup before it clots'

eric_marsh · Post by **eric_marsh** » Sun Sep 16, 2018 8:48 am

Travel can open new vistas of experience. Visiting small regional farms, I learned the meaning of the word "longpork."

Wil · Post by **Wil** » Thu Sep 20, 2018 11:11 pm

We four, and eight dozen personable aliens... suspect this is an old ploy... just so a story can contain 100 characters.

Spindaddy · Post by **Spindaddy** » Thu Sep 27, 2018 1:11 am

The Djinn said "One friend wished for eternal life, the other eternal youth. What do you want?
"I wish for their wishes."

eric_marsh · Post by **eric_marsh** » Thu Sep 27, 2018 9:39 am

I found true love on the internet. She's a great conversationalist and smart, just like me. I dream about meeting Eliza.

Antipodes · Post by **Antipodes** » Fri Sep 28, 2018 7:14 pm

Being buried alive isn't so bad. It is quiet, and cool. We're sure you'll like early interment too. Here! Let us help you.

eric_marsh · Post by **eric_marsh** » Sat Sep 29, 2018 8:24 am

Lab grown meat put human on the table. It was savory and popular. Free range products soon developed a cultic following.

Weird Beard · Post by **Weird Beard** » Sun Sep 30, 2018 10:45 am

Semantics is the reason I am alone in this world, unable to die. All because I wished to live through and era of World Peace

eric_marsh · Post by **eric_marsh** » Sun Sep 30, 2018 6:38 pm

New evidence that climate change is far worse than predicted has created a unique opportunity for Doomsday hedge funds

Wil · Post by **Wil** » Sun Sep 30, 2018 7:45 pm

This is our cheaper Fodder-Class Storm-Trooper suit, which comes without the internal pee-pouch or any spare oxygen.

Wil · Post by **Wil** » Mon Oct 15, 2018 11:32 am

It was a boon for budget film-makers when the first alien turned out to resemble a kitten with an old pizza box on its head.

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